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How's your night going /r9k/?
I'm manipulating nudes out of dumb whores
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teach us how?
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>>35795214
well now that you posted that I'm probably going to have to fap
>>35795378
part of me is also curious. but knowing that I'd have to pretend to be someone else to extract pictures from them (and thus would never actually be able to do any more than see some pictures, which I can do anywhere online) kinda kills it for me
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>>35795378
>Get her contact info
>"Send me nudes you fucking whore"
Works every time, anon. Works every time.
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>Tfw can't stop smoking cigarette
Should I switch to cigar or vape? Since vaping is more healthy (but more expensive) and cigar is not about inhale the smoke into your lungs so it's kind of safe too.
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>>35795163
Douk only smoke cigarette
Douk only pay hooker
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>>35795163
vaping doesnt get rid of anxiety it just smells nice and makes u feel like a cool faggot
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>>35795180
kek, love that fucking meme
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If creepy is a behavior not a look how can someone look creepy? Checkmate "looks don't matter".
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it's both ya dingus. you can look and be creepy. checkmate.
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>>35795199
what does "look creepy" mean?
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>>35795246
>pic related
not muted because looking creepy is oroginal
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Is majoring in economics useful?
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>>35795127
Seems like a lot of job postings require that degree.
Don't major in political science unless you're going to a kick ass school and know people.
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>>35795127
nah its not, people prefer math and accounting at investment firms. (they also hire computer experts)
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>>35795127
if you plan on working in the financial sector, sure it'd be useful
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A friend of mine got way too drunk and tried putting moves on me. I pushed her off of me each time. The next morning she tells me she feels I took advantage of her.
A mutual friend of ours is stuck between the both of us, and he wants things to go back to the way it was.
I am completely fine. She just made a drunk mistake and shes lucky it was with me and no one else. I see this girl like a sister to me, but shes extremely unstable.
Is it worth trying to fix this? We were friends for years and we drank a lot together and nothing ever happened until now.
She also got drunk last week and kept on telling my friend how she wants me to "buy her a drink" even though its been a month since she blocked me.
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>>35795040
I masturbated to Lucoa last night.
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>claims I took advantage of her
Just drop her.
Then kill yourself.
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Is this now a Lucoa thread? Also, OP, women make the shittiest friends, why did you even befriend her in the first place?
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>tfw you remember Naruto ended over a year ago
Jesus Christ guys that shit was my childhood and I still can't get over it.
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>>35795036
i dont have the attentionspan for that shit
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>>35795036
Even as a kid I knew Naruto was trash, get good taste in anime, plebeian.
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What? It just ended. Also they are doing some dumb spinoff LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY calledBoruto
I know, it sounds like a fan fiction made by a ten year old but it's true.
Racemixing is degen-
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>>35795003
-erate
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dat hybrid vigor doh
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>>35795003
God those kids look uncanny
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Guys I'm really obsessed with the idea of meeting a real trainwreck of a girl and taking her into my home and marrying her and giving her whatever she wants.
Is something wrong with me? Am I setting myself up to get fucked over? I just want someone to love and depend on me, am I going to get taken advantage of?
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>>35794994
>Is something wrong with me?
No
> Am I setting myself up to get fucked over?
Yes
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>>35794994
You've got beta-virgin-whiteknight-savior syndrome. Unfuck yourself before you become a cuckold paying for Jamal's son.
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>>35794994
its what girls do when they go for these fucked up dead beat guys
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A few years ago some 30 year old pedo tranny from r9k sent me a video of him raping his cousin and I thought he was the absolute worst I'll ever see from this board, he got arrested and I got a knock on my door from the police.
Why did I tell you that? Because up until this week I never thought I'd talk to people worse. I don't even want to greentext, I've thrown up 4 times in the past hour and I'm going to sleep. You are fucking mongrels, and I'm not talking about you McNormie or even you person with high functioning autism. I'm talking about YOU, the person who's browsing this board and really fucked in the head and doesn't even realize it. The person who's entirely oblivious to it all.
I'm a KHV NEET. I'm ugly, and a manlet dicklet with autism and have no friends. But you've done it. You appalling psychotic people have finally driven me from the only board I'll ever love. I'm going to improve my life or something, you've made me realize even someone like me is savable compared to you fuckers. I'm signing out, cya.
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Okay bye dude
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If you're going to post this melodramatic schlock can you at least green text the story? Fucks sake
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>>35794989
>I'm talking about YOU, the person who's browsing this board and really fucked in the head and doesn't even realize it
Uh, hey that's me but I'm also high functioning autism guy. And I know I'm capable of anything, how else would I have sent nudes of a girl I felt completely in love with to everyone she knew? I mean it's her fucking fault I told her I would if she left me but still.
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I know this couple. It's legit. They've been together for years too.
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>>35794980
They balance each other out. Her face has been zoomed out, his has been zoomed in.
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>>35794980
He's rich (or has very good job prospects) or she's secretly cheating on him.
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>>35794980
The girl is a 5 at best. The guy might be a 2 but women don't care as much about looks as they do humor and confidence.
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Before we start. I AM NOT DRUNK. Ok let me tell the story
>at walmart
>shopping for crackers
>some qt comes up to me in the aisle
>well she doesnt come up to me but she is looking for crackers to
>im buying ritz, ask her if she is buying ritz
>she says "um yeah", grabs a box and leaves
did I fuck up robots??? please be honest
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>>35794946
What were you trying to accomplish?
Original
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>>35794946
Well you didn't smash her head into the crackers, so that's an improvement.
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>>35794946
>Did I fuck up robots???
Nope, would be a pretty normal icebreaker If she was interested in you
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>spider creeps out from behind my bookcase
>turn around for five seconds to find something to "capture" it with
>turn back around and it's disappeared
This has happened twice now and this spider looked more buff then the last time.
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Do you live in Australia? Why would you be afraid of a little bug?
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>>35794941
It's a very large little bug.
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>>35794966
Nice dubs but if you're afraid of something incapable of hurting or killing you, it means you're a little faggot bitch. Might as well be afraid of the dark.
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>born too soon for being a NEET to be a viable path
I don't want to work anymore, /r9k/
I can't do it, it's so boring and repetitive
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>>35794906
Travel to a Magical far away Land
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>>35795441
that's too complicated dawg
why not just make a portal out of rope
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>>35795441
this makes chlorine gas. dont do it fellow robots. god loves you
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Any Southern Robots here?
>tfw Mississippi born and raised
At least I've developed some autistic obsession over College Football, or i don't know what else i would do here.
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>>35794876
>tfw texas
there's so many normies here I hate it
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>>35794876
How's it feel being in the dumbest state in America?
Any South Carolina robots?
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>>35795001
That must suck. Coming so close to living in North Carolina and ending up in South Carolina.
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Bullshit Catholic School 4 Grills (ID: !/K0lP56/VE)
2017-03-26 03:16:03
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"Hey principal Anon, I was teaching the girls about the great Schisms. What do you know about them?"
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>>35794790
I know that they dont want niggers chinks and latinas. Sorry lupe, sakura and laqrisha but you need to go. Slav cuties will take your place.
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Bullshit Catholic School 4 Grills (ID: !/K0lP56/VE)
2017-03-26 03:19:58
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>>35794830
"Where can we find Catholic Slavs, who aren't Poles? I know where we can find a few Hungarians if that is okay."
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I think you need to keep your underwear on.