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Should I go by Joshua or just "Josh"?
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>>37336948
Both are beta as fuck. Go with Joe.
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>>37336948
You should go by Shua
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Joshua is better than Josh. Josh is the name of a 14 year old, not a grown adult
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Can women actually be attracted to smaller men?
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>>37336892
No. Women can only be attracted to 10/10 men or rich men
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>>37336892
You know, the filter is going crazy now because all the one word "no" responses.
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>tfw this lanky four eyed chink is more attractive than you
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I don't have what it takes to enjoy myself here. Chads everywhere making out. normalfags in groups. I'm not socially adept to handle this. Also I'm alone.
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>>37336798
help
bloxx
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Try beeing yourself, or alternatively imitate normies.
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>>37338088
>Try beeing yourself, or alternatively imitate normies.
This. Did you try just being yourself, bro?
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Guys, should I facebook message a girl I met last week? I found her new profile since it looks like she got locked out of her old one.
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>>37336565
Absolutely, Anon. What's the worst that could happen?
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>>37336608
it will probably not be her profile and i will move on to the next one. there are about 4 profiles with her same name
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>>37336565
Sure, a good femme fatale heartbreaker always makes life exciting.
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Should I just kill myself im only 18 and i already think that life is bleak and pointless I wake up everyday feeling sad I spend all day with an underlying feeling of sadness I'm relatively normie and so are my friends but I constantly feel like the odd one out of the group and to an extent feel like I need their approval I am aware I'm somewhat weird but can't stop myself this post is rambling but still often suicide does seem like the best option because I can't imagine living the rest of my life like this everyday just riddled with fear and anxiety I also have no prospects in terms of work
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im nearly 20 and feel same but have no friends but thats okay.
i ahve a 12 gauge but only some 00 buck my dad gave me from the early 1990s i think
i wonder if it would kill me instantly, im scared to do it because i might live and i mean its killing yourself and thats a scary thought but if i have the choice i wouldnt wake up tomorrow
sorry you feel like that anon
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>>37336490
11 year olds commit suicide, so why not?
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Hey, I'm pushing 30 and while I can't tell you "it gets better" because I have NO WAY of telling whether that will be true for you or not, I can tell you this.
It changes.
Your brain is still developing at 18. You're an adult, sure, but mentally you're not fully developed.
The way I think now is so different from how I used to think when I was 18. Even "existing" feels different now than it did then. This is due to the fact that I have, essentially, a different brain than I did back then. In a sense it isn't even "me" anymore because I'm not the same person now I was then.
I guess what I'm saying is, it won't feel like it feels now forever. It'll change.
You're not going to be stuck with an 18 year old brain for your entire life.
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What can I say after a mere "how are you?", senpai?
Here's the context:
>for months I meet a girl (from my uni) at the bus station once in a week
>that girl always smiles at me and says "hi, how are you?"
>answer politely
>then none of us try to continue the conversation
need help senpai, this cannot continue
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bumping
respond normies
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If she's not trying to keep the convo going then she's not interested
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>>37336437
Use that interaction to your advantage. Make a witty comment about the fact that you two always greet eachother and that should be enough to break the ice.
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Hello there wagie, I'm just rehearsing Chopin's Piano Concerto No. 1 Op.11.
What's that you say? You would rather slave away for next to nothing instead of listen to beautiful music? Sad!
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>he's learning to play other peoples pieces rather than composing his own
SAD!
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I'm weighing out an ounce.
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>>37336300
All 40mins of it without the orchestra? You'll be rehearsing a while shit-for-brains. I sincerely doubt you're an orchestra member because that would be a full time job and we both know how you feel about that sort of thing.
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This board is full of contrarists. Prove me wrong.
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>>37336289
>contrarists.
what?
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what the fuuuucuuuuuuuck
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>>37336289
no.
very, incredibly original.
daily reminder that your waifu wants you to be kind to yourself!
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>how you would treat your good friends, your loved ones
Lost me already.
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>>37336288
>how your favorite fictional characters treat their friends!
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>>37336424
>enjoying media and getting invested enough that you actually have favorite characters
Still lost me
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>go to prostitute
>lose virginity
>feels about 30% as good as masturbating
wtf lol why do normies hype it up so much
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>>37335995
obligatory original reeeeeeeeee
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>>37335995
Since it was a prostitute, i assume you wore a condom? That's why it didn't feel nearly as good, physically.
You haven't REALLY experienced sex until you've came balls deep inside a pussy with no condom
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>>37335995
the normies aren't the ones hyping it.
you're on r9k, remember?
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Why haven't you started killing normies yet? If you're on this board, you've already lost - women hate you because you aren't good looking, and other men are fucking them and you're alone and miserable. Why not just enjoy yourself and commit a massacre? Why should everyone be happy except you?
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>>37335689
cia niggers please fuck off my parents don't pay you a third of their income to bait people on a Chinese cartoons messageboard
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>>37335734
great meme, faggot.
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>>37335689
I'm basically Patrick, but not successful. I'm happy, but I hate that other people take advantage of other people.
I am the righteous robot
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>2017
>not doing the wizard walk
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>>37335687
>not doing the wraith glide
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>>37335857
>not doing the spectre shuffle
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>not doing the normie navigation
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My laptop is on its death bed and I'd like your guys' help finding one to replace it.
My first one was a $1500 Sony that lasted 4 years. This one was a $400 HP that lasted 3 years.
I don't play vidya, so all I care about is that the computer can do basic functions like access the internet and play music and video files well, which I assume any computer can in 2017. And hopefully last for a long time. So logically it would be better to buy a cheaper computer because an expensive one isn't going to last that much longer, right?
What do robots recommend?
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Just go to amazon and look at the best sellers.
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Buy a MacBook pro. It does everything you need, it just works
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>>37335458
You can get refurbished thinkpads for a few hundo that you can beat people to death with and still be able to watch anime on.
If it's your main thing for stuff tho they're not really powerful enough.
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>have been cut off from oneitis since she got a new White Chad bf
>she knew what we had was special
>we were friends for months, only made out once
>but that one time was amazing
>go months without talking to her
>today she calls me out of nowhere 3 times and 2 texts
>"please answer anon, it's me Stacy"
>the tables have turned
>give her no response
>#MGTOOOOWWW
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>>37335346
>made out with oneitis
normie gtfo
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>>37335509
Don't hate, appreciate. #MGTOOOWW
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you're doing right
stay strong stupid frog poster
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So why doesn't /r9k/ form a union of robots (egoists)?
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because egoism is for fags
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Because the concept of the self as an enduring entity is ultimately illusory. The ego is the biggest spook of all.
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>>37335367
You're an egoist whether you choose it or not
>>37335394
Explain