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>think no one is home
>quote gunnery sergeant hartman
>A FUCKING JELLY DONOUGHT
>sister and her friends are actually in her room and confront me about it and laugh at me
why is autism so painful
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this is exactly the reason I double check every room in the house before I scream/sing.
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Should have threatened to give her a fullmetal jacket t b h.
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>>35019274
Time to die originally
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I posted a thread yesterday about being picked up by the girl I like's boyfriend and carried around, and told someone who asked about him that the bf is a hypnotherapist. After another anon brought this up, is it possible for him to influence me or her with his skill set, or manipulate anyone?
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>>35019196
for some backstory, the girl I like asked me to hang out, but invited her bf also. At one point he picked me up and carried me pretending I was a baby as a joke. I laughed it off, but it was embarrassing.
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>>35019196
>After another anon brought this up, is it possible for him to influence me or her with his skill set, or manipulate anyone?
that's pretty autistic anon
/x/ tier shitbut maybe. you should ask him to commit sissy hypno on you
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>>35019196
>>35019228
tl;dr? I'm not reading all that shit
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>high school
>sluts talking about jobs
>work at hooters
>theyre fucking 15
>say they get the most business in area
>friends go there
>see nothing but balding men
>call everyone sweetie
>tips for fucking years
>school talks about arrests there
>lap dances and shit
>couple of coaches arrested
>chads on suicide watch
>manager 86s staff
>nothing but cougars and coeds now
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Why would someone leave a dead Eel on a toilet seat?
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>>35019179
That's a squid you fucking idiot.
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>>35019248
That's a fucking sea cucumber you twat
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Post best classical music according to /r9k/
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I've been looking for some new favorites, but all that comes up in google search are the most overplayed classical songs. This board seems to have excellent taste in art. Post some lesser known classics, or just your favorite songs.
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I'll start the thread off with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgs_zB6Et2Q
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check Moondog, he was a robot btw, check his st album from 1989, it's like pocket symphonies, not to long songs but each one is beautiful and catchy
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I have to be careful with some I've nearly had an accident because of some stuff. I get really detached and start twitching, sobbing or tingling through my body really intense and I just check out.
I don't know what it is but classical music is like Crack LSD for autists.
I would suggest but I'm a turbo pleb and don't even know the names of songs and composers. One day I'll study music. Lately I've been reading about molds, bacterial enzymes, amoeba chimera small, etc.. I don't need to know much to enjoy music. If I'm focusing on words and shit I'd just as soon trawl researchgate and beg for copies of stuff. They never give up the goods but maybe one day. Lots of free articles available at least.
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How socially acceptable is it for guys to shave their tummies? Cause i just shaved mine and its so nice having a smooth tummy.
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I don't have hair on my belly so i wouldn't know, although i'm sure women would prefer having a man who isn't fucking chewbacca so go for it mate. I say it's a-ok
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just don't shave the chest
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>>35019423
but if you don't then it itches constantly
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>tfw my parents think that a psychologist can fix me
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>>35018930
>fix me
what's wrong with you, dylan?
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>tfw my parents think only their pastor can fix me
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>>35019706
Probably not any better than a psychologist, and cheaper too.
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What do you think about dying alone? Never having bonded with another human being. Never having had someone deeply care for you. Sinking into the deep abyss with no fond memories of being alive. I don't want to die this way. I don't want to continue living this way either. It hurts. Seeing everyone around me have something/someone else to hold and cherish.
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How can I think of something I've never experienced?
Undoubtedly your situation seems filled with suffering. And I'd tell you not to kill yourself, that life is actually quite great and magnificent. But how could I? I have not lived what you have. I do not feel what you do.
The only thing I can do is remind you that, even in the darkest night, in the most desolate valley, there is love in this world. Even if it is a needle in a haystack, and even if it seems literally impossible to find, it is there.
I love you anon. I wish you didn't have to experience what you are experiencing. I wish you could be happy.
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>>35017789
Hey I'm not OP but I just want to thank you for the positivity
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I think I've come to terms with it
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>tfw gf tries to control everything I do
>tfw gets mad whenever I leave the house except for work
>tfw thinks every moment of my spare time should be spent with her and freaks out like a psycho whenever I do something
Is she a sociopath /r9k/? She has no respect for the fact that I have friends and hobbies outside of work and hanging with her and thinks I should be with her 24/7
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>>35017408
congratulations she sounds like a textbook abuser.
run. run fast.
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>>35017887
This
bloxxxl
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>>35017408
> not countering her psychotic clinginess with your /KHHV/ clingliness
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>even if you get a gf she will think of famous guys and athletes when you fuck
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>>35017235
Why did I see him in a club in the top photo and sucking cock in the bottom
Or was this on purpose
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Did OP pic turn his mugger into a werecaucasian?
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>>35017336
As soon as he no longer had the upper hand and was on the receiving end of the white man's oppressive bite, he turned 10 shades whiter. See Trayvon Martin for another example.
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Give all your daily reminders anons! Whether optimistic, negative, nihilistic, etc.. Just remind people of the true nature of things.
>Daily reminder that you could always be uglier and poorer
Don't you feel great now? Someone somewhere else has it worse than you somehow!
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Daily reminder that there are only two genders.
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Daily reminder to keep moving forward.
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Daily reminder that size matters
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The shills aren't even trying to be discreet nowadays.
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The prison gay, ERPing weeb trap shilling is honestly the worst thing to happen to this board. Normie have always been here, as have regular homos. But all this focus on getting straight losers to either want to fuck feminine looking men or to attempt to become feminine looking men is quite new. As far as I can remember it really took off when the robot was removed and didn't go away when it returned.
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>>35031574
It's it just the "tfw no bf" spammer and his posse? They run an avatarfag/ERP racket on those "steamfeels" threads which break a couple rules but mods can't touch because the fag ban evades hardcore.
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>muh shills
Back to /pol/ you autismo fuckwit or deal with it. Traps and Blacked are /r9k/ culture
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ITT: post your mental issues
inb4 too many to post
>autism (diagnosed)
>agrophobic
>smart but slow thinker (can't think fast enoguh to respond to conversations but can write a good essay if given time)
>my dad told me stories of him killing people when I was younger and I have night terrors about them to this day
I'll respond to everyone.
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>>35031261
>autism
>adhd
>lazy and unmotivated
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>>35031261
How did your dad kill people?
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>schizophrenia (diagnosed)
>ASPD (diagnosed)
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I looked in the mirror today and for once I don't hate myself
I'm getting there!
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>>35031051
Get to the point where everyone else would quit, but you don't. We're all gonna make it.
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>Burning about 400 calories a day
>Last week was just above 15stone
>This week am verging on 15 and-a-half stone
Think I might have to start trying to lose 500+ calories a day.
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>mfw someone tells me to do cardio
>mfw someone tells me to eat vegetables
>mfw someone tells me to drink only water
I'm not a fucking faggot
ITT:help a steamfag
>be me
>17 February
>lurking on /b/
>found thread
>"hey,guys,check these credit card Infos! They are sooooo legit!!"
>pic with lots of credit card numbers,also code and expiration date
>doubt.jpg
>one anons say "guys,It worked for Netflix!!Thanks,based OP!!"
>fuckit.jpg
>download pic
>go to Steam
>open up "Add Funds" menu
>100 dollars
>*click*
>begin to type in every one of them
>30 minutes later
>almost done
>still haven't gotten at least one card to work
>about to give up
>then suddenly
>I have been blessed by Kek
>"You have successfully added 100 dollars to your Steam account"
>FUUUUCK YEAAAAA
>I'm fucking shacking
>decide to keep the money safe on the account until Easter Sales
>then I'll go on a shopping spree
>feelsgoodman.png
>2 day later
>haven't check my Steam in a while
>still confident that I have the money and that Steam has not banned my account
>login in Steam just to feast my eyes over the new 100 dollars in my Wallet
>login
>*click*
>*ACCOUNT ALERT!!*
>WHATTHEFUCK.gif
>*click*
>"Your Steam account has been flagged for possible fraudulent activities. You will not be able to trade any Community Market related items nor Steam Keys until you prove ownership of the card that you used to add Steam Funds previously"
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>donegoofed.jpeg
What do,anons? I don't want my account closed.
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how do you expect people to help you?
you committed fraud. there's nothing anyone can do lol.
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kek you dun goof'd op
you deserve it
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Well have fun in jail anon
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Live is so dull right now.
I will have to wait another week before I can have sex again.
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>>35030158
I'd lick the brown from that girls pooper
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>trumpcuck
>normie
get out
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Why are Trump girls so objectively ugly?