>when his height starts with S and his penis starts with E, makes me wanna make my boyfriend an X
>>35537821
XyIophone?
>>35537821
>penis starts with E
what?
>>35537821
>short
>erect
>this counts as art
>>35537806
You count as a human being.
Idk dude looks cool to me
>>35537825
>looks cool
>therefore is art
New Emma leaked pictures!
>>35537732
I hope some sex pics of her with her Asian boyfriend leak ddd
What the fuck happened to the mole that was above her left tit?
>>35537752
REMINDER : When you see Beauty & The Beast later this week, when you watch Emma speak, just know that those lips have sucked on Asian cock.
I wanna eat boybutt!NOW!!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with you? That looks like a fully grown adult. Their shit is all hairy. That's man ass. Enjoy the taste of shit.
>>35537677
but that boy's butt isn't even shaved thoughI shaved my butt a few weeks ago and couldn't stop feeling myself up constantly everything was so smooth down there it was amazing
>>35537686
if hes a man he knows how to clean his own damn ass
>By this time, if protons do decay, the Black Hole Era, in which black holes are the only remaining celestial objects, begins.
>Estimated time until a supermassive black hole with a mass of 20 trillion solar masses decays by the Hawking process. This marks the end of the Black Hole Era. Beyond this time, if protons do decay, the Universe enters the Dark Era, in which all physical objects have decayed to subatomic particles, gradually winding down to their final energy state in the heat death of the universe.
It doesn't matter.
None of this matters.
Yes, so wut
oregano comment
>>35537652
Source?
This request for source is original pls
>Around this vast timeframe, quantum tunnelling in any isolated patch of the vacuum could generate, via inflation, new Big Bangs giving birth to new universes.[101]
>Because the total number of ways in which all the subatomic particles in the observable universe can be combined is 10 10 115 {\displaystyle 10^{10^{115}}} 10^{10^{115}},[102][103] a number which, when multiplied by 10 10 10 56 {\displaystyle 10^{10^{10^{56}}}} 10^{10^{10^{56}}}, disappears into the rounding error,
>this is also the time required for a quantum-tunnelled and quantum fluctuation-generated Big Bang to produce A NEW UNIVERSE IDENTICAL TO OUR OWN, assuming that every new universe contained at least the same number of subatomic particles and obeyed laws of physics within the range predicted by string theory.[104]
Pic related. ._.
Is alcohol a good way to "go"? Other ways seem too violent.
Helium w gas mask or whatever
>>35537647
I can't buy helium. :(
>>35537659
Try to go to a welding supply store and buy any inert gas you can find. Killing yourself with alcohol is really fucking hard. But you could use it to speed up hypothermia
Hello robots, I need your advice. I work at a flower store at small mall, there is a girl working at a pet shop nearby and I want to fuck her in the toilet, how do I go about this? I thought about leaving a note "Come to the toilet at 15:00 if you want to be fucked" or something like this, please help.
>>35537536
And they say romance is dead. You classy motherfucker, you.
>>35537577
She dosnt even know my name, and we've seen each other only a few times, but I want to fuck her so much, in the toilet
Leave some flowers with the note.
Robot's, What would you do if you were literally unemployable?
>19
>Hold 1 C GCSE grade
>Hold a level 2 BTEC
>britfag
>can't even get factory work
Help me robots
Join the Army. You won't be going to war.
>>35537501
I've already applied for the navy but I don't think anything will come from the forces for a while and I need employment asap
>>35537426
construction work?
that's the go-to in my country if you don't have qualifications at all
>Ass thread
Let's do it! 2d or not!
>>35537412
Brontyr needs to come back now
>>35537412
>>35537597
these "females" don't have dicks faggot
This isn't /b/
orignilaio
>I workout daily and people ask me for advice.
>Have good sense of style.
>Shower/groom daily
>Tanned.
>Usually one of the more muscular guys in the room.
>I don't think I am terribly ugly as a few girls asked me out and had crushes on me.
>Fellow robots assume I am a Chad douchebag.
But
>No friends and a loner.
>Hardly any sleep
>Anti social behavior, I refuse to talk to people and get angry in social situations.
>Someone asked me for my name and I told them to fuck off for no reason.
>I don't smile, even for pictures.
>No gf
>Addicted to rekt videos/cartel/crush videos.
>5'10
>Jerk off to rape porn.
>I take things too far.
>Self destructive behavior when pissed off (speeding, road rage, drinking, fighting, shooting guns in the middle of nowhere at nothing to release anger)
>Listen to edgy music like X-Raided and Brotha Lynch Hung
>Sadistic fantasies about hurting/torturing others and I am planning on enlisting in infantry.
>Was put on a scared straight program when I was 13 but it didn't phase me and I ended getting expelled from school.
>Even made a teacher cry.
>I always feel that people are mocking me and talking shit about me.
>Almost forced a girl but I snapped out of it.
>As a kid I liked scaring people by leaving road kill on people's doors.
>Night terrors.
Wtf is wrong with me?
There's a girl who I catch looking at me but always glances away when I catch her. Is she scared of me? Does she find me attractive? How will I approach her being the creepy fuck I am?
>>35537405
>Wtf is wrong with me
we can't know that for sure, you just said some negative stuff about you. Even posting positive stuff about you won't give us the full picture. You have to sort yourself out and learn how to control yourself in social interactions
>>35537575
no idea man I'm socially inept as well
Idk but you're making me feel all fuzzy inside.
I have been browsing porn for the last 6 hours straight. I am a human catalog of xhamster and pornhub I have seen every amateur video here
>>35537371
Xham good but xvideos better.
>>35537428
Xvideos seems good and ive found a lot of stuff there. But it seems to be lacking on fresh amateur stuff, especially HD. Pornhub and Xham get tons of new homemade stuff that is actually HD too. Its great. If youre looking for an old goodie then yeah xvid is your place.
>>35537371
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58c6a43846872
What's one of the weirder videos you've seen? This is one of the weirder concepts I've seen in a video.
>tfw addicted to 4chan girls
Anyone else know this feeling?
Fembots > Normie girls.
>>35537348
They just want you fags to buy them shit on their wish lists and send them PayPal money.
Fuck off you shill
Delete this thread and also reee
>>35537348
Erm, you're missing Faggy Aggie.
>tfw i fall mad in love with every rare alternative girl is see
somebody please stop the world from spinning
>hate talking to people
>hate being around other people
>hate playing the 'social game' where each person in the conversation pretends to care and is basically waiting for their turn to talk
>FUCKING NORMIES, REEEEEE, etc
>my greatest fear is being alone
How do you explain this?
no self confidence and need validation from others
>>35537333
you don't hate them, you hate that you can't be one of them
>>35537360
Bingo winrar
Well gentlemen
Would you fuck this hairy pussy?
she looks pretty cute so yeah i would
>>35537285
Wouldn't put my mouth down there, but my dick don't care, would shaft outta 10.
would smash....3? times. i think 3 and the hair starts to irritate
is have zany and overpronounced physical mannerisms and body language.
Ffs these simpletons are so obtuse as to derive satisfaction from how someone conducts himself
I will have none of it. I resign myself to a life of meditation and self-introspection.
I know times change and such but it pisses me off to no end how you're considered weird if you don't have a social network profile with a picture of yourself as well as personal info online for the world to see, when little more than a decade ago you were warned against doing such things.
>>35537578
Just create a facebook page and set it to private
>>35537254
Socialising is pretty easy