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why do stacies and chads pretend to be depressed?
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>>35023491
Anything a stacy or chad does will always be a mystery for us. You can't really understand it without being one of them yourself.
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she's got some killer tits
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>>35023491
>no social life
>phone in hand
I have major suicidal depression and have actually tried to kill myself twice, nobody ever gave a fuck because I'm just another white male in the statistic
fuck these bitches and their fake attention seeking bullshit
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I'm taking a year off after high school. How successful do you think I'll be in getting back to school?
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it depends what your home life is like
if it's comfy you won't want to go back
if it sucks you'll be begging to get out
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>>35023511
I plan on getting a full time job and moving out.
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depends on your personality i guess.
But 99% is that you are never going to get back to HS and end up in a dead end job.
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how do I cure my autism
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Implant a bullet deep into your brain through self injection via revolver
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die, its that simple
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a bullet
oriolesl
Alright should I throw it out robots? I was sick during Valentine's Day and a couple days after, and the only thing I got was candy in a heart from my mother, I have not eaten that shit and am about to throw it out once she's not in the house, I'd rather not have a gift at all then have a Valentine's gift only from my mother
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>>35023462
My mom bought me a candy heart as well.
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That's really mean. Your mom cares about you.
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>>35023489
I've never had a Valentine's gift from another person that wasn't family and I'm sick of this holiday BS, I fought for no gifts to be given to me but I needed a new i7 so I let it go but I'll be damned if I'm going to be getting presents as an adult now
Was it karma?
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>>35023404
karma means doing, so yes.
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yes, should have happened a lot sooner
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Naw just being dumb
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Why am I getting more and more gay every day as a conventionally straight guy?
It's like my brain is slowly realizing that vaginas are just that; vaginas.
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>>35023400
Because you spend I'd say 100% of your time on the computer browsing things that are corrupting your mind. You don't lead or pursue what is in your heart.
You are so far gone you are just accepting defeat.
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>>35023400
and dicks are just, dicks. But we were made to like vaginas SO STOP BEING A FAGGOT
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>>35023400
Welcome to the fag train there is no getting off it
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>bus ride home
>normie and his gf talking about video games and how they play them all the time XD LOL SUCH NERDS
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>Not asking them if they play Overwatch
>Not going up to them and asking their online ID's
>Not being the true alpha video gamer and adding them only to destroy and confidence they had in their skills
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that's my identity, how dare they call themselves nerds!
Gamergayters will rise again!
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>>35023397
>you can play games with people online
>tfw live in the middle of a forest stuck with satellite
>your female friend is with an asshole
>you both like each other but he's in the way
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>>35023383
>your female friend is with nobody
>you make a move
>get friendzoned
why do I even try?
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kick his ass. she's just waiting for you to prove you really want her.
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>>35023383
Is that you Stephen
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why do ugly guys think we will like them if girls don't?
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We don't.
Being an ugly bisexual is truly a curse, good thing I can't make connections with other human beings I guess.
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>>35023375
If a guy shares my eclectic fetishes and fantasies, he's instantly attractive in my eyes even if he's physically a disfigured blob. The more of my tastes he shares, the more attractive he is.
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>>35023375
>tfw very specific taste in men (female)
Sorry boys
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Does anyone else tie up their dick after already fapping 4 or 5 times?
also r8 my 6" Asian cock
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>>35023336
do you ever use condoms for easy cleanup and longer sessions?
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With the stamina trainer fleshlight I started beating Cock Hero vids
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I bet if I threw this green towel against the wall it would shatter
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Can you die from pooping?
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>>35023327
>she will never poop on your dick during sex
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>>35023327
>Can you die from pooping?
No satanya-san. You will be ok. Just clean up after yourself.
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>>35023327
No joke, I know a guy this happened to. Be careful.
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how do I learn to stop procrastinating?
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>>35023257
I'll find out for you later.
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get off 4chan dingus
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3 words: Turn off computer
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>sperg from steam is msging me
just fucking die you annoying piece of shit
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Peaa
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sperg bump
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you are a sperg, you post on r9k
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>>35023197
everytime you make posts like this I imagine you bullying me then me having enough and slamming you on the bed and fucking you until you love me
Can we have a thread on comfy music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssvqb03WlA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dwGGnaBoew
Stalemate - Enter Shikari
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>>35023147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3utvDLTynY
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>>35023147
>>35023194
What the fuck guys, these sounds normie as shit! Is this what you call comfy? I mean, it doesn't sound bad at all, but is not what i had in mind when you guys use the word comfy.
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What does it mean when people on here say "t." before something like pic related?
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>>35023066
It means "According To".
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Regards.
t. kcposter
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tru using something called context clues buddy
you can learn words just by reading whats around it
Baka!