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I'm so depressed and lonely
Does anyone have a discord I can join?
Or maybe post your steam....
I play basically everything
I just want someone to talk to and be my friend.
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>>36177387
steamcommunity.com/id/cockwork
add me up mate
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>>36177435
>steamcommunity.com/id/cockwork
sent, anon
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>>36177387
I have a discord you're welcome to join.
It's a small group 1 channel no roles or ranks.
you can have a color if you like.
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Would you ?
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No I would not. I feel kinda sad for her/it.
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>>36177385
Why doesn't she just get plastic surgery
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Absolutely. I'm uglier than her so there's nothing about her that would be a problem. Self esteem issues is a plus.
Where do I find her OP?
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>feel like my brother is the best guy in the world
>I'm probably not going to find anyone as good as him
>decide that I should try to "further" our relationship
>make him watch TV with me
>get in an intimate position and cuddle up
>decide to go for a real smooth lower abdomen rub
>intentionally swipe his toys a couple times
>he actually picks up my hand and moves it to his chest
>gives me a look
Why can't he love me?
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>>36177347
disgusting faggot go walk off a building
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>>36177347
Because he's probably not gay.
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>gaycest
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>It will never be 1998 again
98-2001 was as good as it's ever gonna get
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>>36177329
>think back
>it was never good
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>>36177329
Hey. That's when I was born.
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>>36177355
Shit I guess it wasn't as good as I remembered
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How do I stop being such a sensitive faggot
One insult just ruins my whole day
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If you promise never to post cancerous normie memes again we may consider helping you.
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>>36177299
About a year ago, I started viewing everyone as inferior to me, ie their opinion doesn't matter to me. Why should I care what they think? In fact, I welcome their criticism, but I never get insulted because people probably think I'll shoot up the campus and no one talks to me.
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>>36177348
I've managed to achieve that feeling for exactly one day and now I don't know how to get it back.
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Let's say theoretically you're in a bar when suddenly these two threatening young gentlemen approach you and your white Aryan girlfriend:
>AY YO WHITEY HOL UP DAWG HOL UP
>what's a sorry ass excuse of a male like you doin wit such a pretty little thang anyways?
>hey babe bout we show you what it's like to get fucked by real men?
>maybe we'll even let yo scrawny bitch ass man watch if he behaves, would you like dat, white boy?
What would you do? Do you accept?
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1. No non-white talks like this
2. No
3. sage
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Get the fuck away from us you filthy niggers.
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>OP sat down and wrote this out
definition of a cuck
Saged
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Robots of the world, unite!
Your station in life is not due to inferiority. Chad is not better, just better at getting by.
When you feel like the world is not built for you, you're right. It's built for those who make money by simply having money already.
When you work and you feel like you're getting screwed, you're right. You're spending most of your days working to enrich someone else.
When you spend your days sitting in a basement, wondering what the hell is wrong with you that the world doesn't appreciate all you can contribute... It ain't because there's something wrong with you.
There's something wrong with the world.
It's in our nature to create things, to rework the natural world to be more useful or more beautiful or more orderly, to reshape it more to our own liking. But you can't do that.
You can't figure out a way to fit into the world unless you fit into the system that already exists. The capitalists have alienated you from making your own way forward, and have made you a slave.
You can't find a qt3.14 who just wants to talk to you all day because her survival doesn't depend on how interesting you are, it depends on how well you make money for someone else. The capitalists have even alienated you from human contact and relationships.
So you rebel in the only way you know how, by sitting in your basement shitposting on a Swahili basket weaving board, playing Vidya, jacking off, and wondering what in the fuck you did wrong.
But there is another way. Stand up, robots. Don't change yourself to fit the world as the capitalists demand - demand that the world change.
Remove capitalists from ownership of the companies, and let the workers own it themselves. The shareholders shouldn't pick the managers, the workers should!
Demand that the government stop using taxes to prop up the capitalists, and start using it to support everyone's right to be a NEET. Take back control of your world, robots. Because when everyone is a Chad... Nobody is.
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Also, we have qt3.14s of our own.
>Pic related
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>>36177282
>You can't find a qt3.14 who just wants to talk to you all day because her survival doesn't depend on how interesting you are, it depends on how well you make money for someone else. The capitalists have even alienated you from human contact and relationships.
This is bullshit. Robots have a better chance of getting an engineering degree and marrying a gold digger than getting a girl to fall in love with them in a high school setting. Girls like funny, attractive, confident, and socially competent guys. That's totally understandable, but some people really aren't any of those things.
That's a facebook filename you piece of shit. You're manipulating robots and using them as pawns to build your utopia. You will never understand how it feels to genuinely believe you'll never have a friend, or go several months without talking to anybody, or walk away from your mom's funeral and know that nobody will ever love you again.
Fuck off. Go back to facebook, reddit, wherever the fuck. You deserve to get torn to shreds.
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>>36177777
Quints of original truth
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>tfw being a manlet is the root of all my problems
>tfw I would be happiest man alive if I was 6'0
Being a subhuman living joke is so fucking hard I should just kill myself
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>>36177271
>tfw I would be happiest man alive if I was 6'0
instead you're?
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>>36177271
either that, or become a trap desu
not gay but I'm sure gaybots would appreciate more traps to give them succ
>tfw 6'3 but still shortest in my family
gonna kill myself later tonight.. I never had a chance....
;-; :'(
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>>36177271
Im 6ft with 5inch dick and bacne. life actually isn't dope
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/bgg/ thread
wouldve posted in the last one but i didnt want to be posting all by myself
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>>36177268
>posting all by myself
unlike now of course
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i guess it was too soon after the last one
my bad
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Bellies are nice
Anyone else really hat British people? The sound of their accents makes me want to fucking kill them. And why are they all so ugly. Can we just have a nice comfy British hate thread?
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Seriously please robots. Someone here has to hate British fags as much as I do. I need this.
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hating brits because you watched a few clips of jeremy kyle on youtube and like hating americans because of honey boo boo or 600 lb life or the countless other tv shows that showcase the worst of american society
and the rest of the world loves us. go to /pol/ and you might find some stormfags to jerk your irrational hatred for brits off
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I bet the OP fantasises about being held down and ravaged by Redcoats
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Why is /r9k/ so obsessed with boys who look like pretty girls?
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Everyone here is a closet fag but too pussy to admit it.
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>>36177242
>Everyone here is a closet fag but too pussy to admit it.
there's whole threads of people who admit it
>>36177210
boys are cuter desu
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As a boy who could be a pretty girl at will, I can say confidently it is because such a capacity for gender fluidity is effectively a superpower.
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Robos, I've never had alcohol before and I'm 24. My mombot was given some alcoholic lemonade and she doesn't want it. Should I drink it? Pic related is the booze.
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>>36177111
As long as you aren't on amphetamines, sure.
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Yeah, try drinking one every half hour until you're buzzing. But fair warning: alcohol is addictive, especially if you're a loser.
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How much should I drink? Do you have to drink it all at once, or can you put it in the fridge for another day?
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Is a guy getting hit in the nuts funny ?
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>>36177069
>Is a guy getting hit in the nuts funny ?
only if the ballsack is destroyed
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Yes. Men are disposable. A 2/10 woman has the same smv as a 8/10 man.
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>>36177069
9 times 10 yes
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Who else has a love/hate obsession with coming of age/first love movies?
On the one hand, you live vicariously through them, on the other you end up feeling empty watching all the things you missed out on.
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>>36177061
I just watched this the other day, it wasn't bad. almost famous did it better.
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>>36177061
Hey! I do too, I know exactly what you mean. How did the kid in The Way Way Back end up with such a hot girl?
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>>36177235
It looked like a pity kiss to make up for the friendzone, only because he was leaving.
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R9K red pill me on women.
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narcissistic, hateful human beings who are used to a life of being treated like special magical flowers that grace the world with their presence
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Talk to them like anyone else and you'll do fine. If you have self-esteem problems you should try bettering yourself and having a goal in life before attempting to make friends.
Don't try to hang out with people outside of work/school if you're not yet self-sufficient and can afford to do more than just pay living expenses every month.
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>>36176979
women are not designed to attract men they are designed to attract resources through men. Why do you think American women are fat pieces of shit with horrible personalities? The welfare state gives them resources and they don't have to become pretty for men anymore to acquire resources from them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE