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3d girls are not like 2d girls. And I can barely take care of myself as it is.

Can people stop making these "why dont you have a X gf" threads? If we could get any kind of gf at all we wouldnt be here.

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>>35916997
NEET gf's are probably the easiest to get though. You just need to give them a place to live, buy them things. And they will let you fuck their smelly, sweaty pussy. I want a neet girl to sit on my face while she plays video games.

>>35916662
into femdom anon?

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She's touchy feely with all the dudes my man.

She wants to peg you while you order her things on amazon

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>tfw no short, cute, very mean gf

>tfw no short gf who's embarrassed by her small breasts that you bully her about

>tfw no qt insecure gf to constantly reassure and cuddle the fuck out of

>>35916580
get used to it nigga. it only gets worse

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>>35916580
more like:
>hear about new game coming out in a couple of months
>kind of excited, not too crazy about it
>game comes out
>not at all interested in it
>if i try it out i lose interest after a day or so

>>35916580
It's been over two months since that photo was taken.

>>35916530
Scarlet blue if you're willing to pay good money. It was too pricey for me so I just went to a brothel in Melbourne and had my dreamsex with a 10/10 blonde natural titty monster for about $300. We fucked in ever position, in the shower, we made out with tongue, i sucked her milk bags like a hungry baby. It was awesome best money I've ever spent.

why is prostitution illegal again?

Save your money , fugg.

Not worth. Also once you catch a std it stays with you 5ver.

Even if you use a condom is

>>35916509
this is a weird 1 anon, even for you

only if i can make tea with the tampon after

>>35916509
yes milady *slurps up bloody vaginal mucus and unfertilized eggs*

>>35916507
Live in hope you will find a bf to smother.

It's somewhat common, well mostly if it involves facesitting

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Tfw no mommy GF to sit on my face and smother me as punishment for being a naughty boy

>>35916499
I heard risperidone causes gynecomastia and is an overall worse antipsychotic than quetiapine

>>35916547
Ive been on Risperidone since I was 8, it hasn't affected me negatively in any way actually. I know nothing about other antipsychotics really, but I'll definitely bring that up with my psychiatrist and see if there's an option to try out quetiapine because sometimes Risperidone hasn't worked very well at keeping me non-delusional. Thanks Anon!

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>>35916499
I take adderall for ADD and a combo of Citalopram and Wellbutrin for depression

>>35916479
I was fucking cool until high school. Had lots of friends and did medeocre in school. Played runescape and halo.

no friends and had a boner 24/7 because i didnt know what masturbation was and when i did read about men geting their prostates checked ho they would "ejaculate across the room" i thought my nuts would explode and everything would be covered in what would look like milk or something. first time i did it i thought the actual jizzing was the "precum" so i cranked like three out and was like "oh geez im scared this is taking forever" and it wasnt how i thought it would be its like sneezing

i serously wish parents or someone would explain masturbation to you in middle school and tell you its normal. it would have probably made me a lot less retarded

>>35916479
I have pretty much gone through life with just a few close friends. Each stage (before high school, during high school, university) is a different set of 2-4 friends because I always lose contact with the previous. Basically been that way the whole time including at 14

>>35916432
I was supposed to but I didn't do it. I'm hairless babyfaced and short
I'm pretty low test

>>35916432
Tested mine and i have 537ng/dl

They didnt give me anything about my free test :(

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Testosterone should be something you can get from Walmart. imagine how humanity can advance in a few decades

you say that as if black women are some kind of prestigious achievement

>>35916422
>bigger ass
>bugger breast
>sex isnt like white women who do nothing
>somehow not better?

My god get some taste man, everyone knows minority sex is way hotter and sexier than majority sex

>>35916422
Then why do you keep stealing our hottest black women ?

>>35916371
>Tfw no boy to do this with

>>35916371
same.
maybe we could take turns being mommy or something.

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>>35916429
P-Please...!

>>35916439
I-I'm not sure anon, I usually only like girls, I don't know if it would be the same

>>35916352
>I just need one hit, I'll do anything I just need a little

Attention is a help of a drug. Get some help you pathetic junkie.

>>35916352
>i havent spoken to another person in weeks
uh huh, i'm sure it must be terrible for you, "fembot".
come back when it's been 6+ years.

used to have a bf
just a week

lmao women loneliness is a meme

>Windows botnet
you're a fool to believe that you're safe on linux. anything you do on any computer can be monitored.

>>35916272
>is too stupid to switch to GNU/Linux
not too stupid, too lazy
Linux has been dumbed down so much that even idiots like you can easily download and use it now

use any user friendly distro
try OpenSUSE or Ubuntu or Mint or elementary

Linux is a native environment for most serious (ie, hobbyist + educated + experienced) programmers.

Normies using linux are an automatic red flag.

Learn how to cyborg in Android, imo

The more precautions you take, the more interesting you become

The only "real" mostly failproof safeguard you can take is moving to a third world country that seriously doesn't give a shit or where you can just bribe g-men to fuck off (eg Thailand, Philippines, Indonesia, etc).

did she do a good job? was it worth 265?

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It depends. How did you finish?

>>35916267
what is the story behind this photo? I recall seeing it in a you tube video. Link?