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It's pretty small already, why do you want it smaller?

>>38667920
hrt or suicide

>>38667920
With a glansectomy

OP nice selfie normalfag

>call other people normies while having snapchat on their phones
someone what true but htey call other people normies if they donjt like their """dank""" meme
>comform mindlessly
bit vague and subjective

3/10

Not funny or insightful. Somewhat true but comes off as bitter. Would not save

No. The beta revolution is against women and marriage.

Fuck that shit.

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>>38667838
Soon, brother, soon.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>38667838
No. A revolution needs alphas to lead it or it falls apart.

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i want to fuck spongebob in all of his holes and then shove his dildo nose up my butt. Does anybody else know this feel?

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>>38667743
>fat firl
>a 6
Sounds like you're into fatties to me.

Just do it, Ahab.

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>>38667867
I dont like fat chicks but she aint that bad

>>38667720
She never wanted you from the start. Meeting over vidya is a huge red flag. Also choosing a tourist destination like France to meet is another. She was probably with the guy before she met you.

You basically got swindled out of a ticket.

>>38667720
> Met in overwatch

why are you mad when she replaces you with another fucking nerd?

Lol. You took it too far.

Sorry man, it's a bitter pill.

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Also my bedroom.

>>38667675

IPA sudas. Katinas ok, 6/10

>>38667751
Ipa is good tho

i did to ur mom

she was all over me and i said

hush now

let your pussy lips talk

then we sex

>>38667654
Lol, so true and funny. XD

>>38667706
i know right mate

can i call you mate? i mean i fucked your mother but we are still mates arent we?

>>38667522
not good

miami and nyc also work

chicago and atlanta are ok if you're coming up

>>38667522
Went to L.A a few days ago, easily the worst place in California, the traffic made me want to fucking kill myself. Only a good place for the museums and concerts

It's funny cause blacks are leaving LA and moving to the south

It shrunk too?

>>38667518
I just have small meat

It's probably balanitis. Go get some anti fungal cream and put it on your dick and it should clear up. Worst case it doesn't go get tested in 6-8 weeks for STDs and HIV.

Ugly, terrible at socializing, don't like normie actvities like drinking and being obnoxious faggot chad, boring, have terrible anxiety and can't relate with most people anyways

>>38667470
Recluse till university where I started to regain my social skills. Managed to get a job and such that's well paying. But lack confidence in going after woman cause of I guess anxiety and fear of getting laughed at during romance where they'll realise under the charade that I'm useless at talking about normie shit, romance or having sex... Because I never have. 25 btw, not unhappy.

>>38667470
>why
im a cuck

>>38667461
wide hips symbolism high fertility and easier birth, me personally i hate big asses, there's a difference between having a good figure and having a bubble butt. i think it's idealised because of the popularity of rap culture

>>38667461
The phrase "thicc" is another negroid generated slang ''word'' such as "senpai" and "boi" and since anything the kangz make up from their "music" to their slang is instantly a hit these days the mainstream masses just use the word. This is a result of the further niggerification of 21st century America. But to answer your question I can assure you most guys don't like landwhales they just play along with the trend.

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I think its just simple sexual dimorphism. Curves are a big part of what makes woman stand out from men, so bigger tits and bigger hips and ass is more attractive. Of course there is a balance, too much fat and you just look like a whale, but as long as its in the right places its only a plus.

The model aesthetic is mostly promoted by the media because the fashion industry is run by woman and faggots, so they think girls should look like prepubescent boys.

>>38667442
Fuck off
You are probably a size queen like the rest if the homos who post here

>>38667460
I would actually worship any cock as long as it's white/pink and gladly accept it in my mouth, throat and ass.

>>38667442
My girth is 6 inches though, I think that'll destroy your ass.

surely these girls realise that a profile with photoshopped pics of a model is probably a catfish

>>38667439
Nothing new actually
Wymen luvz teh bad boyz

>>38667439
this is a hell of a neonazi lol
memes aside, if the image you were using was on some results of google image backtrack search some of those responses are ironic, but we get your point man

>>38667413
godspeed, you glorious fucker

>>38667413
well hey. If nothing else, your dick will get a good oiling.

>>38667448
>godspeed, you glorious fucker
Back to rebbit with you good sir

does your grandfather call your dad sweetie?

>>38667397
Wtf, Are you a gurl?

>>38667397
it's only weird if you're male.