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stop being a dick to the only person that loves you.

>>39569708
Please play with your sister. She's worried about you.

>>39569708
you lied..you hurt me

>>39569707

Joining now looks very comfy

>>39569735

Yup it's chill see you there

>>39569707

Join boys we in here vibing

>>39569689
dark, brooding, famous and esteemed? you dummy

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>>39569689
>not being attracted to Heath Ledger's cold corpse
REEEEEEEE NORMIES

>>39569689
you haven't realised he's a manlet yet
https://www.celebheights.com/s/Joaquin-Phoenix-141.html

>>39569685
>I sucked a dick for the first time today
>
>It was a cute hafu asian boy I met off /r9k/. At first he was shy but after I started he grabbed me by the back of the head and pushed his dick further into my mouthboipussy.
>
>Just THINKING about servicing cute boys makes me rock hard desu, I can't wait till next time~
Dumb sissy anime boi.

Play by play it faggot, every detail. I just want to point and laugh at how gay you are...definitely...so do that queer.

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>>39569685
Please tell me you at least plan on locking that thing you got on down and are not planning to be a gross slutboi...

>in education
No probably not.

>>39569697
>>in education
>No probably not.

Well she barely leaves the house and doesn't go to school most days so?? neet?? or hikikomori in the making?.

>>39569697
>No probably not.

This

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It's great. It allows me to shag me dog

>>39569627
Skelly guys are great, but I sometimes am fearful fucking them. Maybe just means my fat ass needs to loose weight

Imagine if you had a tongue covered in skin sticking out of your pubic area. thats what having a penis feels like

just ask her out man, see where it goes
have you ever been on a date?

manbod

Okay how long before someone doxxes OP and his make believe gf?

>>39569527
she is just pretending

women do this all the time

>>39569527
not like women pretend for attention or anything

>>39569527
Being a broken girl isn't fun. Maybe if you're an attention whore.

Reminder that BPD is NOT yandere. If you want a yandere gf look into erotomania.

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>>39569505
They're not mutually exclusive. I'm talking about falling in love with someone who is BPD and I want them so bad and I'm so obsessive but I'll never have it.

Never have it.

Never.

I can't stop thinking about someone else making her laugh right now because we haven't talked much so she's not choosing me as an FP and looking for more interesting people and I want to fucking kill myself

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Nobody else has fallen for a BPD girl and gotten crushed by the yo-yo swings?

>>39569426
She was a milf. She also had a gigantic ass. Too bad she wore a dress most of the time, hard to see her figure. She had a shitty haircut, though. My geometry teacher in 9th grade was pretty hot too. Also a milf and had a big fucking ass and amazing hip-waist ratio. Never had a teacher with the tits, though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779643/Two-female-teachers-accused-group-sex-student-16-freed-bail-salacious-details-emerge-videotaped-threesome.html

your reminder female teachers are having sex with 16 year old chads while you're a virign into adulthood.

I was one of the special needs kids and we got a hot blonde support teacher who sat with us in class. Shame I can't remember her name.

what do you do when you're awake?

i used to have a similar schedule when in highschool summer break, i'd just stay up watching adult swim, inuyasha, and then stream ranma 1/2 and play some flash games.

>>39569427
I spend all my time on 4chan and I started smoking again so that's my little break time.

You have sleeping problems too? Or is it preoccupation with other stuff?

>>39569381
Just go on /soc/. There are lots of whores on there

>>39569491
No. I'd prefer a "fembot"

are you virginity?

>>39569371
i don't because i'm not a degenerate normalshit like you

I wish. thats my favorite

>>39569371
where is the best place to get adderall without creeping around college campuses. I am too old for that shit but I'd love some adz. Did they put stuff in it now to keep people from snorting it?

>no haircut in 2.5 years
this works too

>>39569334
Post hair
aee11

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>>39570101
Pic ever so related.

I noticed a couple years ago when I pre in my dreams I'm peeing in real life, so I always wake myself up right away.

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>20
>still use fingers to count

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>>39569379
Fuck this feel, man.