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25+ Thread

Good looks, romantic success, money... choose one, maybe
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>>39569777
Good digits for a good thread
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>nice digits
OP is 100% correct, I am ugly and poor but at least I am not a virgin.
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>woke up at 1 am again

Good thing I'm a neet.

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>sister always wants me to do stuff with her outside
>always say no because I'm an ugly loser
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stop being a dick to the only person that loves you.
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>>39569708
Please play with your sister. She's worried about you.
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>>39569708
you lied..you hurt me

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Come join our rabb.it and listen to music with us, we're also taking requests.

https://www.rabb.it/Lost777
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>>39569707

Joining now looks very comfy
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>>39569735

Yup it's chill see you there
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>>39569707

Join boys we in here vibing

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>girls just want Chad
False. Explain my attraction to him
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>>39569689
dark, brooding, famous and esteemed? you dummy
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>>39569689
>not being attracted to Heath Ledger's cold corpse
REEEEEEEE NORMIES
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>>39569689
you haven't realised he's a manlet yet
https://www.celebheights.com/s/Joaquin-Phoenix-141.html

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I sucked a dick for the first time today

It was a cute hafu asian boy I met off /r9k/. At first he was shy but after I started he grabbed me by the back of the head and pushed his dick further into my mouthboipussy.

Just THINKING about servicing cute boys makes me rock hard desu, I can't wait till next time~
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>>39569685
>I sucked a dick for the first time today
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>It was a cute hafu asian boy I met off /r9k/. At first he was shy but after I started he grabbed me by the back of the head and pushed his dick further into my mouthboipussy.
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>Just THINKING about servicing cute boys makes me rock hard desu, I can't wait till next time~
Dumb sissy anime boi.
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Play by play it faggot, every detail. I just want to point and laugh at how gay you are...definitely...so do that queer.
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>>39569685
Please tell me you at least plan on locking that thing you got on down and are not planning to be a gross slutboi...

Is Umaru-chan an inspiration to all neets everywhere /r9k/?.
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>in education
No probably not.
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>>39569697
>>in education
>No probably not.

Well she barely leaves the house and doesn't go to school most days so?? neet?? or hikikomori in the making?.
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>>39569697
>No probably not.

This

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What does it feel like to have a penis?
Why do you guys complain about being skelly? Skelly guys are the best kind.
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It's great. It allows me to shag me dog
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>>39569627
Skelly guys are great, but I sometimes am fearful fucking them. Maybe just means my fat ass needs to loose weight
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Imagine if you had a tongue covered in skin sticking out of your pubic area. thats what having a penis feels like

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this girl is in my class

i have a huge crush on her; is it just me or does she literally look like a fucking greek goddess

like, i'm not even really into girls with abs but that's fucking hot. it's like aphrodite+ares

goddamn
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just ask her out man, see where it goes
have you ever been on a date?
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manbod
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Okay how long before someone doxxes OP and his make believe gf?

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>you will never be a qt broken girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2no8x23qtwQ
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>>39569527
she is just pretending

women do this all the time
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>>39569527
not like women pretend for attention or anything
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>>39569527
Being a broken girl isn't fun. Maybe if you're an attention whore.

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Falling in love with a BPD person is true suffering. They'll talk to you once and be nice and then cut you off like a light switch. And you just know that every time you're being cut off, they're engrossing themselves with someone so much better, so much cuter, so much funnier, who will become their FP while you forever sit on the sidelines wanting any scraps of attention. Kill me /r9k/. Do you know this feel?
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Reminder that BPD is NOT yandere. If you want a yandere gf look into erotomania.
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>>39569505
They're not mutually exclusive. I'm talking about falling in love with someone who is BPD and I want them so bad and I'm so obsessive but I'll never have it.

Never have it.

Never.

I can't stop thinking about someone else making her laugh right now because we haven't talked much so she's not choosing me as an FP and looking for more interesting people and I want to fucking kill myself
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Nobody else has fallen for a BPD girl and gotten crushed by the yo-yo swings?

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Did you have a crush on your teacher growing up? What was she like?
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>>39569426
She was a milf. She also had a gigantic ass. Too bad she wore a dress most of the time, hard to see her figure. She had a shitty haircut, though. My geometry teacher in 9th grade was pretty hot too. Also a milf and had a big fucking ass and amazing hip-waist ratio. Never had a teacher with the tits, though.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779643/Two-female-teachers-accused-group-sex-student-16-freed-bail-salacious-details-emerge-videotaped-threesome.html

your reminder female teachers are having sex with 16 year old chads while you're a virign into adulthood.
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I was one of the special needs kids and we got a hot blonde support teacher who sat with us in class. Shame I can't remember her name.

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>go to bed at 10am
>wake up at 8pm

neet failure mode is in full swing
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what do you do when you're awake?

i used to have a similar schedule when in highschool summer break, i'd just stay up watching adult swim, inuyasha, and then stream ranma 1/2 and play some flash games.
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>>39569427
I spend all my time on 4chan and I started smoking again so that's my little break time.
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You have sleeping problems too? Or is it preoccupation with other stuff?

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>tfw no girl to chat with online while listening to emotional music at 3 am
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>>39569381
Just go on /soc/. There are lots of whores on there
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>>39569491
No. I'd prefer a "fembot"
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are you virginity?

Who else does /adderall/ here. Boutta buy some in about a half hour when my guy gets outta class. It's been 3 or 4 months since I've had any. So not sleeping tonight.
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>>39569371
i don't because i'm not a degenerate normalshit like you
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I wish. thats my favorite
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>>39569371
where is the best place to get adderall without creeping around college campuses. I am too old for that shit but I'd love some adz. Did they put stuff in it now to keep people from snorting it?

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>tfw I cut my own hair and save money and avoid a trip to the barbershop
Lol, fuck normies
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>no haircut in 2.5 years
this works too
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>>39569334
Post hair
aee11
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>>39570101
Pic ever so related.


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