That underclassmen who you know will grow up to be a 10/10 qt but no one has realized it it.
> why haven't you made your move while she's still insecure?
what if she doesn't turn out to be a 10/10 and you're stuck with a sperglord hamlet
It's still a 50/50 shot, minus her being a young hottie
>>35081924
>>35081964
This is why Chads get her.
Who /oneitis/ here?
I've actually dated her at least, on and off since 2011. but we've been separated since 2015 (the year we met in person) and I just want to fucking kill myself. I have zero interest in other women, only her.
At least you got to date her at all... not all of us are so lucky.
>>35080994
>dated on and off since 2011
>only met in person in 2015
im seeing my oneitis now. ive wanted to have her for so long now, but now that I do - i dont know how to act. last week i had her on top of me, and we stripped and made out for at least like 2 hours and did some other stuff, but were not actually "dating". i feel like i should be more grateful after obsessing for so long and finally having her, i know thats weird
i havent kissed her in 5 days and i want to die
>listen to my destiny - donna de lory
>look at pictures of my waifu
>don't feel anything anymore, just a dull emptiness
>feel like i'm going to cry but I don't
>realize that in an alternate universe, she is real, I am not, and she cries herself to sleep every night because she can't be with me
If only, my love..............
>>35080850
Say, do you happen to have a discord, by any chance?
>>35082014
No, why would I?
orenga
>>35080850
Don't worry lad eventually you will grow out of having an imaginary gf and find a real one
tfw no trap gf that's obsessed with dark souls 1
>>35080667
die
orienginal
>>35081306
>die
why?
>>35080667
dark souls 1 is the comfiest game. so many fond memories. fuck GFWL though
Why is 2006 the last time things were actually good?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_crisis_of_2007%E2%80%932008
>>35092757
Not for me since I was born in Jan. 1999.
Last time things were good for me was in 2013.
>>35092800
Did you get that meme on /pol/ ??
I got a gf
It's over
until she breaks up with you and sends you spiraling into an even deeper depressing than before
>t. guy who had a gf
gratz
also gtfo normalfag
>>35092103
No I think we're gonna be with eachother for a long time
>tfw no one replies to your threads
oregagano
I am here. What you wanna talk about?
>>35092064
Eat shit weebposter
>>35092126
So depressed knowing I'll never be able to live a happy lovey dovey life with a 2d girl.
How much do you agree with satanism /r9k/?
>>35091628
whats to agree with, i know nothing about it
>>35091628
Are there different kinds? Sorry if this is a stupid question but I've seen people describe satanism as something completely individualistic, where you strive for power and success for yourself which seems pretty cool, but then I also see all kinda of devil worshiping things and blood sacrifice, etc. Are they both the same?
>>35091628
Satanism isn't a coherent enough thing to say you simply agree with "it".
LeVayan Satanism is stupid, as are all Theistic Satanic orders i am aware of, yet I still consider myself a Satanist in some capacity.
When did you realize /adv/ is full of shit?
>>35091422
They're just trying to be nice.
But desu it went to shit once that Adblock-postblock happened.
As much as I love to help people, I'm not going to disable ublock and get my ass raped from malware just to help some fagits.
Also /r9k/ is similar sometimes so, not that different.
>>35091422
/adv/ has yet to steer me wrong.
>>35091485
One, r9k is full of rabid auismos who know nothing more than anime and muh tendies
Two, I don't give a flying FUCK about who's nice and who isn't, that place should be about the cold hard truth and nothing else
>have girlfriend
>cum in less than 30 seconds during sex
just fuck my shit up...
how do i stop this shit without the counseling/medication meme? or how do i completely kill my libido so i stop embarrassing myself
>>35091367
>Girlfriend
Found the problem
dry fire a gun directly at your penis.
the shock will numb the nerves.
>>35091415
Id like to accomplish this without castrsting myself pls
>$120,000 in student loans
>currently pay off $2000 a year because I barely earn min wage as a Quality Control cuck at an engineering firm
>mfw at this rate it will take 50 years to pay it back
Considering to kms so that the debt burden falls on my parents. It will be revenge for giving birth to me.
I've got 100k and have to pay 1k a month on mine
Fuck the government
>he fell for the education meme
Sorry for your loss OP.
>>35090999
You'll easily pay it off in 10 years at that rate. Why are you mad?
I realized that porn simply gave me impossible standards for women. Basically I want every women to be as perfect as a pornstar. I'm ridiculously picky because of it. Like a girl has white skin but brown nipples? discarded! not dating that. A girl has a slight underbelly or her ass seems a bit flat? nah senpai, imma look for one who has a perfect BMI. face is generally cute but it has some weird feature? fuck that shit I'm gonna find one with a perfect face.
Seriously, this is fucked up, I realized just how many opportunities with girls I've lost because I expected them to be absolutely perfect. Is porn good for us?
>Like a girl has white skin but brown nipples?
Now do you know they have brown nipples?
How many naked girls are you hanging around bud?
>>35090495
>Chad comes to /r9k/ to tell us that he has choices
Porn hasn't ruined you, society should've casted you to the bottom of your local river over a decade ago.
>>35090495
so you don't have the urge to screw anything that moves? oh my god what a tragedy
I hate women because i'm not good enough to compete
Some girl told me that she will never stick anything in her that is less than 6 inches. I hate women.
Nice sock
You stitch it yourself
I hate women because society is set up to let them avoid the negative consequences of their actions.
>tfw I'm a twinky femboy
>tfw I'm only good for sucking cock and taking cock up my hole
>tfw I'll never be a real man
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>>35090388
>tfw I'm a twinky femboy
yeah i'm gonna need some proof on that one bud
>>35090388
How is that bad? tbqh
>>35090409
How do I prove it???
orifgani
Alright alright, which one of you is this?
>>35090371
Someone who thinks that they are better than everyone else. If he didn't want to go, he could have just said, "I have other plans."
Instead, he had to act like a sperg while openly acting like he was superior to everyone.
>>35090371
Who types like this? Wew
You need to stop having a stick up your ass