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The saga continues.

Post who you want to compete, along with a victory theme!
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Mahir Burekovic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7oq1_NVwGs
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>>37525453
The Overdose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x4weajfqm0
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ISIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

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I just got robbed and beaten up in a bar for trying to chat up a black girl when her boyfriend came over and beat me up.

I just left the surgery, they said I was going to bleed to death.

FUCK you guys for telling me to speak to women
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Do you have a photo of your face?
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>>37525432
>bleed to death
Out your ass? Learn high school anatomy before shitposting such a stupid cause of death
>you must be 18+ etc etc
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>>37525432
what city was this bar in?

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>Favourite Movie
>Favourite Video Game
>Mental Illness
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>>37525395
Avengers: Civil War
WoW
Honestly don't know, but I know I have some form of OCD.
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>the good, the bad, and the ugly.
>mgs 3
>probably anxiety and a little autist, never tested for anything.
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>>37525395
Anything Classic, like The Graduate
NieR
Mild depression, severe nervous tics, ocd

Is there anything you want to get off your chest? Anything at all you want to talk about?
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>>37525228
i want a gf but i dont know how to go about getting one
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Just finished my freshman year of college, and it didn't really go as well as I had hoped. Didn't branch out as much as I should have, etc.

Realizing how much of an anti-social person I am scares me. I don't want to be alone forever.
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>>37525228
I want to die, but I'm too much of a coward to actually go through with it.

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Anyone else here not post on 4chan that much anymore?

Dunno what happened.

Just found some FB groups that occupy more of my time. Also r/drugs.

I only come here to talk about the most edgy of topics now, like suicide methods and gore.
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>>37525218
GO BACK TO FUCKING REDDIT, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37525218
>Facebook
>Reddit
Good. Fuck off normie.
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>>37525218

Why should I care about what websites do you use?

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What do you guys think happen after we die? You think there is a afterlife like heaven? Do we relive the same life but in a parallel universe? Do we dream forever?
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>>37525123
We return to the collective consciousness that is God
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>>37525123
No, I think it's just nothingness. I wish there was an afterlife though, that'd be a really comforting feeling.
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>>37525123
I think the christian scenario
because if not, than life is just pure death and unhappiness and humans deserve to go extinct,

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please respond to this thread uniquely
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>>37525098
uniquely as in "only once" or as in "in a unique manner"?
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By default every reply will be technically "unique" because if it wasn't the robot would block it
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>>37525098
unikeli

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tfw sperged out again and isolated myself from IRL and online friends. Why do every time I feel down I feel the need to disappear until I fix my shit. I'm not feeling it anons.
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There's probably something wrong with you. Get your shit together man.
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>>37525096
Isn't there something wrong with all of us
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>>37525044

Your coping mechanisms are fucked up.

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break is over, slaves.
back to your cage.
pathetic.
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>>37524985
>break

lul
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I think the last thing I would be thinking about if I was a NEET is what some poor regular working guy is up to and mocking his life.

That seems a little insecure
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>>37525063
but mocking losers is fun

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>it's another anon gets a gf dream
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>it's another "anon stares off into space and contemplates killing himself" episode
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>tfw you have a dream with the cute girl being on a date and she is your gf
>tfw this will never happen

Why does this happen to us?
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>about to shove it in after some heavy petting
>get interrupted or wake up or by some fucking magic anything happens but that
>EVERY SINGLE TIME

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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>You there! Comrade Stalin requires more men to defeat the fascist threat to the motherland. Come with me.

What do you do?
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>>37524957
Fall in line and proudly march to my death as one of many. For the motherland.
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>>37524957
Join the fascist threat
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Shoot the commie and steal his nugget

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>be me in college
>HHKV friendless loser
>qt sits next to me in calculus
>engineering major, gets good grades
>keeps looking at me
>for some reason she asks me out
>even though she's easily 8/10 she's never done more than kiss a boy in middle school
>even has interests
>think I hit the jackpot
>month later
>I can't fucking stand her
>everything she says is just incredibly dull stream of consciousness that she thinks is interesting, like "how I made my sandwich last week"
>don't think she's ever said anything interesting or ever made a joke, but she often says "that's funny!" after a story she tells and chuckles to herself
>loves animals, has 7 cats back home that she talks about constantly
>she's fucking horsegirl
>she's an "art person :3" even though everything she makes is kid art project level that anyone could do
>very normie taste, turns her nose up at anything she thinks is weird
>reads YA fiction all the time
>hates anything vulgar, says "but" instead of ass, "stinkin" instead of fucking etc
>has no social awareness and will blabber at anyone, pretty sure everyone hates her actually
>her only friends are ugly sjws and I think they're influencing her
>talks in i can haz cheezburger meme speak because she thinks it makes her cute
>I'm honestly not sure if she knows what sex is

I'm actually starting to hate her. But she's actually a virgin and has almost no social life and is also pretty nice and sweet and her body is fucking great. She might be my only chance to get laid, should I stick with her?
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Someone pls help me. orignal
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>>37524937
Well if you dislike her that much see if she'll have sex if not just break up with her
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>>37525511
It's not worth it man. If you find a girl in the future you want that is a virgin it'll be hard to approach her knowing you aren't a virgin. You could lie but what if you love her, you'd have to come clean eventually and it would hurt her. Coming from experience.

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I was going to give Tinder another chance but I remembered that this is the type of guy I would have to compete with.
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>>37524808
>2017
>meme bod instead of dad bod

Good luck, nameless CEO.
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>>37524808
>using Tinder as a male ever
The only revolutionary thing Tinder has done is allowed Chad's to fuck the same day as meeting a person rather than within a week and after what can only be defined as a "date" in the loosest terms. There's so many MAX-tier people there that they had to create a secret Tinder for the Turbochads and Megastacys.

Tinder will only be a constant reminder of Chad's supremacy.
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>>37524808
>that About Me
>LOL omg chad youre so funny!
>;)
Brb suicide

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Oh, my! It looks like someone has been writing nonsense on the blackboard again. It turns out, though, that under certain conditions, these strange equations are actually correct.

>Eight minus six equals two.
>Eight plus six also equals two.

Assuming the above to be true, what does seven plus six equal?
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>>37524793

2, because everything apparently can equal it.

Or 1, assuming in this instance + actually also means -.
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13. The top 2 equations and the bottom one are written in different colors so the top 2 equations aren't related to 7+6.

Either that or I'm colorblind.
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1. In this scenario 6 is obviously 0 and 8 is 2.

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How come men look fine without makeup but women look hideous without makeup?
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>>37524745

Because makeup is bad for your skin
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>>37524772
Do you know you're a retard?
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>>37524795
it is bad for skin though

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