I just ate slightly moldy bread
Will I die?
>>35589103
You're fucking doomed.
>>35589103
GO TO THE HOSPITAL AS FAST AS YOU CAN
>>35589103
Rest in peace my nigga
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*
The path of life ends for you now
>>35589102
>I was a hologram the whole time
Is that all you got?
>>35589102
Yall niggas need to get your shit together
>>35589102
>Master, forgive me, for I must go all out one last time...
Haven't seen a wagecuck thread in awhile
How's work, anon? Having fun flipping those burgers? I'm not.
>>35589101
Meh, im shitposting since this morning, but i actually had a lot of females attentions today so im not really tired or anything, i actually like my job. Where is the failed neet who has to swear at me now?
>>35589156
>i actually like my job
Whatever you need to tell yourself.
Got my week vacation damn it feels good
>be asiangrl
>everytime im interested in a guy (including asian) i always assume they dont like asians
>stalk their social media, if they don't have any asians on there i immediately give up
>tfw everyone i like i from 90% white towns
any other nonwhites relate?
>>35589043
White dudes are crazy about asian girls, you don't have to worry about that
Everybody likes chink girls. Now show us your dick, faggot.
>>35589914
no, everyone is crazy about them
Share your robot lifehacks.
I noticed my posture was going down hill after spending too long on the computer and when Id try correct it Id be slouching again after a few minutes.
So I had a genius idea. why not wear a bra? its like a constant reminder to sit up straight and its not weird that I wear it because I live alone and no-ones going to notice (although I have worn it to the shops under a jumper for general posture).
I made sure to get quite a large band on it (like in pic related) to have it be more noticable when wearing it. It also came with a pair of panties but I dont wear them because theyre too big around the butt
>>35589013
What the fuck is this that I am reading.
I think youre knocking it before youre trying it here man
>>35589013
No need to lie to yourself. You want to be a trap, don't you?
Do you guys eat a complete breakfast?
>>35588989
I don't eat breakfast desu
>>35588989
Nope. Sometimes I don't even eat parts of breakfast, and my grandmother scolded me today because of it.
Nothing inn my life is complete. Why would my breakfast be?
>Go to kitchen
>"Oh hey anon, whats for breakfast?"
Absolute Nothingburger.
We don't eat breakfast, you hear?
I'm gonna have a nice tall glass of chocolate MILF
ITT:Post dream scenarios about getting revenge on normies,ill start.
>Save up money
>Buy top of the line waterpistol
>Begin filling it with urin and liquid shit and such
>Let it sit for a while
>Go to an Abercrombiestore or any other location like starbucks thats always filled with arrogant stacies and nu-males
>Begin feculant crusade
>Spray their fancy normie clothes with shit
Anyone else has fantasies like these?
>be me 45 years old
>changed name, had plastic surgery, completely different person
>also filthy rich
>managed to sprout a civil war through messing with business and politics, allied with strong influential people in secret
>receive a call in my private cell phone
>I say "yes"
>planes start bombarding the city
>normies cry for help
>I light a cigarette and look at the havok I'm wrecking
>"finally normies got what they deserve"
I'm a fucking kid but I have this kind of fantasy daily.
No, not like that, I'd fear the legal retaliation.
A better method for me would be to somehow adulterate the water lines of a place and then make the fire sprinkler systems go, bathing them in urine or whatever. Even better if you could contaminate the liquid with some skin-to-skin transmitted STD.
But I have no interest in doing that.
>>35588990
Otherwise: have a flying drone with a camera and a pee&poo squirter, and go nuts wrecking havoc through normie places.
>tfw McDonald's burger technician
Fuck you frogposting faggots, do you think I'd be doing this shit unless I absolutely had to? Some of us aren't lucky enough to have family to leech off of or a government check every month.
Mandatory government labor for NEETS fucking when? I think it's time to even the score.
dude just get fired and collect unemployment for a year
>>35588848
Wagies, when will they learn?
>>35588848
Just be yourself and you'll be good.
who here /hasareasontobesuicidal/
my dad abuses me and everyone i know thinks im delusional
Get me off this ride dear god
My ex girlfriend loves me yet she lies to herself so she doesnt feel hurt and is too proud to admit she is wrong, she is the love of my life I just hope she stops acting like an idiot
>>35588832
How old are you?
What kind of abuse?
>>35588933
18, psychological - the guy is a hypocritical manipulator its like he has 2 personalities
Im just waiting for the day he knocks me out and i can call social services and get the fucker locked up
I have to comply by his bs and way of living or else he will kick me out
I have nowhere to go and getting a job is impossible under this depression
I want friends again, but I hate everyone. What do?
Turn on your computer. Your computer will be your friend.
>>35588789
this. Think about it
>>35588789
kill yourself you cuck boiiii
>eat a piece of toast
>feel full for the rest of the day
>eat anything
>feel like a guilty fat pig for rest of the day
>>35588765
>eat a piece of toast
>vomit out the chunk of mold I accidentaly just ate
>>35588765
how do you do this
i just want to lose weight and be happy with myself for once
>tfw you realize that you're a piece of shit
>>35588755
What made you come to this realization, Anon?
>>35588755
>tfw you realize you're misunderstood and it's you against the world but the world always wins so you just give up
>>35588819
>pt.2 --trying to convince the world you're not what it thinks you are
I'm a sociopath with a girlfriend and all I do is beat her day in day out. I slam her head against the wall or choke her or spank her like a little girl. Last night I pushed her into a wall and she woke me up saying she wanted to cuddle so I kneed her and kick her repeatedly.
I hate women more than I hate any other group and I pretty much hate most people so much I wish I could murder them.
So women IMO are shit and only good for beating and fucking and after your done fucking them it's time to beat them some more.
>>35588754
I hope you get arrested, normie.
>>35588763
t. cuckold
llantas
>>35588769
Hard to get cucked when you're a robot, dumbass normalfilth.
Go back to Call of Duty
even snails have girlfriends
Don't say snail, you'll summon him.
If only backwards left-aligning commies couldn't mate
Awh good for him