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ANGER 2017-06-20 05:36:40 Post No.37845835
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ANGER Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:36:40 Post No. 37845835 [Report] [View this topic]

Okay, now I'm fucking pissed.

So my mom just gave me this chart with shit like "Do something creative", or "Help a family member", or "Get a shower", and other retarded shit.

Rewards are "Go to a movie", "Have fast food", etc.

And there's stickers that I'm supposed to put on a calendar.

Literally fucking Good Boy Points.

She genuinely thinks I'm incapable of functioning on my own.

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:38:22 Post No.37845862
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>>37845835
>She genuinely thinks I'm incapable of functioning on my own.
She probably thinks that because it's true. If you don't want to be treated like an autistic child, maybe accept some goddamn responsibility and prove your worth, if you have any.

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:38:23 Post No.37845864
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But the question is: do you actively try and prove to her that you can operate as a normal human being?

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>>37845835
how bad are you right now with the tism?
do you require being told to shower?

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:36:04 Post No. 37845826 [Report] [View this topic]

>get matched with fat girl on Tinder
>First match that hasn't immediately deleted me after I sent a message
>She asks where I work
>Say "at a grocery store haha"
>She says "I could use a good grocery store"

What did she mean by this

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:38:30 Post No.37845866
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:38:30 Post No.37845866 [Report]

Mime. Mime? Mr. Mime!

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:43:08 Post No.37845948
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>>37845866
Miiiime

Mister miiiime

Anonymous 2017-06-20 06:15:36 Post No.37846514
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>>37845866
Senior mime

Anonymous
2017-06-20 05:35:23 Post No.37845809
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:35:23 Post No. 37845809 [Report] [View this topic]

Should these beta weirdos be killed off

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 06:07:45 Post No.37846377
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>>37845809
No they should be with equally weird women

Anonymous 2017-06-20 06:56:31 Post No.37847228
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 06:56:31 Post No.37847228 [Report]

francisco really is gorgeous

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 06:58:07 Post No.37847256 [Report]

Definitely. The black-white filter makes him look even weirder.

Anonymous
2017-06-20 05:32:38 Post No.37845762
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:32:38 Post No. 37845762 [Report] [View this topic]

>be 5'5 & 100 pound manlet with long hair and friendless
>on campus for summer classes
>chilling on bench between classes playing my Switch
>fitbro comes up and asks about the Switch
>chat
>he's pretty cool
>says we should hang out some time and asks for my number
>omg a friend
>give to him
>yesterday he texts me
>says his roommate will be out tonight and if I want to come over and watch some netflix
>s..sure
>he then texts me an eggplant and smiley face

What do I do? I'm desperate for friendship but I'm getting some gay vibes from him although he is objectively handsome.

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:34:11 Post No.37845783
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>>37845762
Time to start anal training, sonny

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:35:26 Post No.37845812
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:35:26 Post No.37845812 [Report]

ride his cock

originally

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:35:45 Post No.37845816
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:35:45 Post No.37845816 [Report]

He's obviously gay and thinks you're a twink, and rightfully so because you're 5'5 and 100 pounds. He's gonna stick it in your pooper

Anonymous
2017-06-20 05:28:50 Post No.37845701
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:28:50 Post No. 37845701 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>delete normiebook
>only had one person I spoke to on there and it was a chad who couldn't care less about my existence
>delete my 2 active reddit accounts, reddit is circlejerking shit anyways
>start another one a bit later to post on /r/incels but it goes private so I delete that one too
>unsubscribe and stop watching 90% of youtubers I used to watch
>get banned from league of legends for saying curse words
>uninstall and send account deletion request
>stopped browsing 4chan for a while but I'm back. still can't spend more than an hour or so before I get bored
>was staying up until early in the morning in sleeping during the day until I recently finally got my sleep schedule back to normal
>spend my time on 4chan, like one youtube channel, watching movies at night and killing time outside sluggishly walking and thinking about suicide for 3hrs at a time
how do i escape this hell?

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:30:30 Post No.37845729
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:30:30 Post No.37845729 [Report]

move out (originallllll)

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:30:46 Post No.37845733
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:30:46 Post No.37845733 [Report]

You need a hobby, literally anything

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:33:09 Post No.37845771
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>>37845733
this. i dont know how people can live without hobbies. give youreself some purpose opie, start something.

Anonymous
2017-06-20 05:27:49 Post No.37845683
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:27:49 Post No. 37845683 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me trying to enjoy a soda
>see empty cup of ice
>pour the soda over ice
>brother comes back into room
>freaks out that I used his cup
>starts spilling soda all over the floor so I can't get any
>get up from my chair and slam him into the wall
>hugefuckinghole.jpg
>I fucking panic
>drive to Home Depot
>back 15 mins later with drywall, plaster, and some other shit
>have no idea what I'm doing but I try to fix it
>tfw mom comes inside and sees me in my hands and knees sweeping up drywall
>tfw have to use my high school graduation money to pay for a contractor

I just wanted my fucking soda

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:29:58 Post No.37845719
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>>37845683
what kind of soda was it?

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:30:42 Post No.37845732
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>American 'walls'
A wall is supposed to be made out of stone you dipshit

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:31:49 Post No.37845753
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Kick your brother's ass again

Anonymous
MAKE R9K GREAT AGAIN 2017-06-20 05:27:29 Post No.37845673
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MAKE R9K GREAT AGAIN Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:27:29 Post No. 37845673 [Report] [View this topic]

fem"bots" doesn't exist
>>>/soc/

faggots and mentally ill crossdressers don't belong here
>>>/lgbt/

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:29:42 Post No.37845713
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>>37845673
I saw that trap thread 30min ago. I opened the thread and ir got deleted
>it has begun
Hahaha

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:30:29 Post No.37845728
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:30:29 Post No.37845728 [Report]

MAKE THIS BOARD BLUE

Also bless mods

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:31:42 Post No.37845748
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:31:42 Post No.37845748 [Report]

I haven't seen a "fembot" thread in forever. there are femanon threads though

Anonymous
Self-Improvement Thread 2017-06-20 05:15:03 Post No.37845470
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Self-Improvement Thread Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:15:03 Post No. 37845470 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone here working to improve themselves and better their lives? I don't know where to start.

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:16:45 Post No.37845498
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I can't stop sleeping. I sleep like 13 hours a day I want to die

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:16:58 Post No.37845505
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>>37845470
you gotta brush ur teett

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:18:32 Post No.37845536
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:18:32 Post No.37845536 [Report]

Just bee yourself
Just man oop
Just don't bee a pussy
Hard work and dedication
etc etc
TL;DR self-help is bullshit you could self-help yourself if you really wanted to

Anonymous
2017-06-20 05:14:42 Post No.37845465
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:14:42 Post No. 37845465 [Report] [View this topic]

I have 20k to waste b4 i kill myself. What do?

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:16:35 Post No.37845489
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:16:35 Post No.37845489 [Report]

>wait for buttcoin to drop in price a bit
>put 18k in buttcoin, save 2k for suicide expenses (extravagant final day, helium etc.)
>if the buttcoin rises in value you're rich

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:16:43 Post No.37845497
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:16:43 Post No.37845497 [Report]

Send me some cash, make my day better.
PayPal: ~~[email protected]~~
>Tfw when on purpose

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:16:50 Post No.37845501
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>>37845465
Donate it all to a charity.

Anonymous
2017-06-20 05:13:13 Post No.37845442
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:13:13 Post No. 37845442 [Report] [View this topic]

Sup robots summer is a terrible time, gimme some dares to help me not think about my crippling depression

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:14:39 Post No.37845463
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>>37845442
try to go out of your house

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:15:15 Post No.37845473
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:15:15 Post No.37845473 [Report]

I dare you to kill yourself.

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:17:15 Post No.37845512
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:17:15 Post No.37845512 [Report]

go to the nearest shop and buy the cheapest item you can find >>37845442

Anonymous
2017-06-20 05:12:00 Post No.37845424
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:12:00 Post No. 37845424 [Report] [View this topic]

describe how you felt:
1. the first day when discovering 4chan
2. the first day when discovering /r9k/
3. the first month after discovering /r9k/
4. a year after discovering /r9k/
5. now

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:17:19 Post No.37845517
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>>37845424
>1
I was a gaiafag and I wanted to know what this "/b/" was all about. I was probably a part of the chanology wave, and I ended up going on ED and laughing a lot. Basically I felt like a mischievous little imp discovering something kind of forbidden. I really only lurked

>2
I was tired of /b/ so it was like a breath of fresh air. Also I had/still have no life so I liked living vicariously through greentext stuff. Gentleman memeing was funny. I felt like I was a part of something new and cool.

>3
Don't remember what the first month was like

>4
Brief period of time where I had a pseudo-life, so I didn't browse nearly as often.

>5
I don't feel okay at all, OP.

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:19:32 Post No.37845553
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:19:32 Post No.37845553 [Report]

how i felt about 4chan or how i felt about myself?

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:21:25 Post No.37845586
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>>37845424
>1. Why is this website so ugly.
>2. Woah! This is like a quality /b/!
>3. Life sucks.
>4. These people are all fucked up, I need to get out of here if I want to improve myself.
>5. I'm stuck here forever.

Anonymous
2017-06-20 05:10:40 Post No.37845411
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:10:40 Post No. 37845411 [Report] [View this topic]

Let's have a thread that talks about tendies. Let's relive the happy memories of this board and its culture in spring/summer 2015. Let's not go into the disgusting "trap", "blacked", "I had sex", etc etc threads.

What restaurant/brand do you like your tendies from?
What do you use for dip?
Do you eat a side dish with them (eg fries)?
How often do you eat tendies?

Thread musics : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctGJr85OpIs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwE7mrXXPuc

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:21:14 Post No.37845582
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>>37845411
recently started working at publix in the deli and i have to say the tendies they make are acrually really good

also, i like to make a sort of chipotle mayo sauce for tendie enjoyment

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:22:56 Post No.37845602
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>>37845411
Raising canes is my favorite place to go when i need a tendie fix. Before that it was chick fil a

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:24:12 Post No.37845626 [Report]

>Culvers(Midwestern chain, also has good frozen custard).
>Honey or BBQ sauce.
>Cheese curds or fries. I try to mix in greens lately too since I'm a good boy.
>x2/week

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:06:11 Post No. 37845330 [Report] [View this topic]

Loli sister just had her period
Helped her clean up
What do I do now?

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:07:11 Post No.37845344
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Ew
Oregenenlelelo

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:08:23 Post No.37845366 [Report]

suck all the juicy goodness from it

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>>37845330
Dude thats gross as fuck throw it away

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:05:03 Post No. 37845311 [Report] [View this topic]

I've lost my virginity yesterday to a qt 3.14. It literally was the best day in my life and it felt so good.

Why haven't you done it already?

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:06:01 Post No.37845326
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I'm repulsive

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>>37845326
pathetic excuses

literally ANYONE can get laid

Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:07:21 Post No.37845346
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:07:21 Post No.37845346 [Report]

How old are you op
unOriginality is a sin

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ATTN: Cat haters 2017-06-20 05:04:14 Post No.37845298
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ATTN: Cat haters Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:04:14 Post No. 37845298 [Report] [View this topic]

Cats like interacting with humans more than they like eating food:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/27/cats-like-interacting-with-humans-more-than-they-like-eating-food-say-scientists-6535882/

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 05:06:07 Post No.37845327
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I L0VE kitties!

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>>37845298
I hate cat haters

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>tfw like eating food more than I like interacting with people

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