"Son, it's simple. You walk into the place and speak with the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake."
"Did you remember to call him, "Sir," and look him in the eye and give him a firm handshake?"
You know what to do. Post your gay, trap, and tranny stuff here.
>Go out to take a walk on the mall
>Spot a group of children (8 to 15 years old) walking (sometimes with their parents)
>Have to control my pedophilic urges
Help me, robots. What the hell should I do?
I can't control myself around children
ITT post pictures that arouse you
gets me rock hard, just imagining the qt blonde taking the BBC johnny depp
The stag comes to embrace you, he says ask your question and I will answer
>fireworks are going to go off tomorrow
>people are a BBQs having a good time
>tfw invited nowhere
>alone at home
>yet another day of reading books while I have so much energy to do shit but there's nothing to do
26 here. I have good moments where I am motivated, and moments when I keep telling myself that it's all useless. I keep sabotaging all the hard work I do.
Right now I finished exercising, something I didn't do for almost a year after I managed to lose more than 30kg.
That's a perfect example of what I do: I work hard for some months, maybe I achieve a goal, and then I see that nothing really changed, I still feel like shit exactly like before, and I give up and go back to being a useless piece of shit. Now I gained back 6kg and it is time for me to keep my weight under control. At least when it comes to weight loss I know I can easily do it, if only I decide to do it. If only all the other things were that easy...
Sorry for the blog post
How do you personally dress? Why is it so autistic? Why aren't you well dressed
>How do you personally dress
>Why is it so autistic
Black is a comfy color and it's not flashy.
>Why aren't you well dress
I'm poor and caring about being well dressed is a thing normalfags care about.
that time of the day
one of dese banefus famalams originale
Who here /poor/?
Let's share tips how to be comfy with little money. Or if you no longer poor, share a comfy memory you cherish.
>Who here /poor/?
>Let's share tips how to be comfy with little money. Or if you no longer poor, share a comfy memory you cherish.
black beans with chips
I eat that delicious garbage so much
I'm super cheap, I buy hobby type stuff used, and only at really good prices. I just wait until I find someone who will give me the price I want.
I also think about purchases I've made in a week or month before buying stuff, for food or stuff under $20 I look back a week in my head, usually stick to $60 a week of leisure money mostly used on food with friends
For bigger purchases I loom back up to a month, make sure my chequeing account has a solid amount of money too. I get bonuses points if I have an income at the time
I seriously think I'm developing a complex.
How much does height REALLY mean to women?
Please fembots be honest with me
It's the number one thing. Forget about penis size, by the time she sees it'll be too late. The first thing they notice is your height. It's hardcoded into them. They want to feel safe around a big man. Puny manlets just can't provide this feeling.
>Tfw still haven't found a fetish
>terrified its gonna be something horrific and morally reprehensible when i find it
>not only am I not allowed to feel affection but people roast me when I try to say anything
I should kill myself
I'm trying to become a tarp and I sent someone a message about videogames and they just roasted all my pics and basically insulted my appearance and idk
It's just depressing
I never have positive interactions with people ever
>So this is my wife, her name is Rashida, we will have kids soon
how do your parents react?
They are liberal bernie-lovers so..theyd be all over that. I would of course force her to give up Islam. And all meat (vegan), and make sure she stays physically active and in-shape before, during, and after the birth of our many strong children
Chestlets, how do you feel when you see a genetically superior female?