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>no woman will ever look at you this way
what's the point?
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>>35938155
>tfw you'll never be in love with a kike
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>>35938155
To make daily progress in your life and through hardship you will find purpose.
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she is very attractive in an unconventional way. i think her eye colour carries her though

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>Uh...anon...why do you watch chinese cartoons for children?...

How do you respond?
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Who are you and what are you doing in my basement?

This would never happen
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Why are you talking to me
originally
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>>35938131
They have deep intellectual and philosophical values. Truly anime IS modern art.

If an absolute Chad like Brad Pitt gets his life fucked by a Roastie, we stand absolutely no chance.
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I wanna see Interview with the Vampire again.
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JUST PITT IT!
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Even in current events, he looks rugged, masculine and alpha. Girls will still want to fuck him. Sure he got fucked by a roastie but he's still an alpha.

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>tfw ex gf might finally want me back after 2 years of sitting alone in my room in misery waiting for her

Finally I can move forward
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Don't do this to yourself, op.

Or do, I don't care.
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>>35938061
I wish I could get back with mine but she's had a kid since we've been together and I'm not a cuck.
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>>35938093
Why can't I do what makes me happy?

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>its another "Anon gets drunk and gets tired of his long hair and dandruff and shaves off all his hair" episode

standing at the bathroom mirror with a beer and an electric razor.

try to stop me or encourage me
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you will severely diminish your psychic powers
perhaps that is for the best
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Your long hair is unkempt, dirty, scraggly and makes you look like a bum. Just shave it
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>Its another "mummy asks younger brother to do laundry 3 times before asking Anon because little brother doesn't do it"
>Its also a "Anon goes downstairs, walking past brother who has been told 3 times 20-30 minutes later to do the laundry and mummy is angry with him"
>Its another "Mummy is angry at Anon for being lazy and she did the laundry herself"

I want to murder them both. Get the kitchen knife and stab them both to death. I would also kill the doggos because I am the only person that feeds them so its better they die now than starve.

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Was Gunther a robot?
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>>35938012
He was an autistic, friendzoned cyborg.
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JC is the supreme gentleman
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See if THIS was a robot!
*unzips dick*

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Anyone else /smart/ but hated studying and college? Honestly I think I would rather work a 9-5 modest job with enough money for a small house in an ok neighborhood and some luxuries like a PC or some outside shit like a dirtbike instead of a high paying stressful job.
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>>35938001
No one cares about you trying to justify not going to college. Text this to your bitch of a Mom instead.
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If you say so brainlet
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>>35938001
> He thinks all high paying jobs are stressful
> smart

nigga you just dumb

Childhood is posting Anime Girls.
Adulthood is posting 18th Century Girls
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Djsjdjdh
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Mcxnnxx
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"Who am I writing a letter to?
Not to you."

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Title says it all. What are you guys having tonight?

Pic related, some awesome hash.
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bout to shoot up
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>>35937937
Cheers m80. Enjoy

Any plans for the high?
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benzo RCs

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>be me
>be eating cereal
>watching youtube videos not looking at the bowl
>eat most of the bowl
>feel something that isnt cereal
>i spit it into my spoon
>MFW i just munched a cockroach and theres more in the bowl
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lol do you live in australia? This shit is a serious possibility here.

>make cup of coffee
>turn away for 1 minute
>cockroach swimming inside cup
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>>35937754
Im in Tulsa Oklahoma. i dont have any big thumb sized ones in the apartment, but i have a few of the little ones every once in a while...
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>>35937733
If it makes you feel any better OP, they're often associated with shrimp. Shrimp are pretty much the cockroaches of the sea.

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I HATE BEING FAT

WHY DO GIRLS HATE FAT PEOPLE SO MUCH
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR THAT WE HAVE SHIT GENES BLAME OUR PARENTS FOR PROCREATING
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You don't have shit genes you have fat parents that taught you to eat poorly and not exercise and you did just that. Lose weight or kill yourself. You'll die soon enough anyways.
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>made a feabie
>three days in and two girls messaged me
>realize that I'm just fucking autistic so it'd never work anyway because I just stopped responding to them beyond "what's up"
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>>35937723
"genetics"
great job op

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>tfw walked out of wagecuck job mid shift
working with all those qt girls is just too painful. Fuck that and fuck wagecucking
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>>35937598
Try not to think about it, anon. It helps to just not think about it.
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>>35937598
I did this once and accidentally ghosted an overweight but generally nice girl who liked to hang out and talk about batman videogames.
I wonder what she's up to now.
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good job, i had a girl who just pretended to be a friend. all she did was talk shit about me. a girl asked me if i wanted to be her room mate i said hold on let me think about it, the girl came up and told her like i would fap to her having sex.

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How do NEETs resist the temptation to eat all day?
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when you feel empty you're appetite disappears
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By spending that time masturbating instead.
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>>35937607
I hella disagree with that though

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>BARK anon, mom and dad are gone! BARK
>I was thinking that BARK maybe I could be your practice gf tonight? BARK [excited panting] GRRRR
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Post your face OP. Black out your eyes if you want, I just really want to see what ugly pathetic fuck would post a thread like this.
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>>35937656
i'd bet op is more attractive than you and quite a heartbreaker too
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Literally the same name from the other threads.........

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I've fucked up my life beyond all repair. AMA
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>>35937534
Well, how did you JUST fuck your shit up?
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Do you think there is life in Europa's underground ocean?
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>>35937534
Are you on a sex offenders list?
If you aren't on that list, then your life isn't totally fucked up yet.

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