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Mods on that site can be real pricks. The worse is the news subreddits. One NEET is really been fucking up shit that hits the main page for years trying to build consensus with left leaning stuff almost as if it's just all an attempt to annoy anyone with common sense but especially right policy leaning people.

>>38738316
Why would you even want to post there? If you post constructive criticism or anything controversial (meaning, anything that hurts Dolphinboy's feelings), you are met with a ban.

You can really only talk things that fit that subreddit's hopeless pattern.

>>38738316
your first mistake was going on reddit in the first plac

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>>38738226
im glad people like u exist, so when my life is fucked up i can just come to r9k and laugh at you fucking degenerates

>>38738254
Kind of rude anon I think you should apologize

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>>38738226
It's ok, boipucci is more stronger than girls'. This is what happens with girls.

>>38738186
no more task and homework
no more friends

except if you want to go out clubbing its just dullness and studying

In college people hate you silently and behind your back. Or they just push you out of the group and ignore your existence.

Somewhat. It really depends on whether you commute to college or stay in a dorm. The core classes won't be as bad, but you're time outside of classes will be far worse if you live in a dorm.

PS: That's why she's doing it, not because she has any interest in you.

Women are cruel.

>>38738154
Maybe she's hitting on you because she knows you would never date her and she enjoys the attention?

>>38738154
You're practice

A few. I didn't really "miss" them, I just didn't take them because they were ugly, fat girls. Now I'm so desperate, I would take anything that's human

>>38738118
as a robot doesnt describe me one bit and it is clearly done by a fucking (failed) normie

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oh yeah man. i had so many chances. Now i have 1 friend who recently moved out of town. Live with parents and the whole package.

I guess i could never become a normie because of how bad i missed the clues and opportunities.

In first grade i was constantly kissed had like 2 gfs.
when i was 10-14 (idk) my sisters friends literally let me finger 3 of them. I did it and forgot about it the second i walked out.

When i was 14-16 a girl really got hung up on me, visited me every day, went as far as guiding my hand to finger her, and she gave me a wank. Didn't really think of it. She lay on top of me several times, waiting for me to do something.... keep in mind she was not a virgin... I didn't do shit.

I remember falling for stacey trickery when some girl somehow know what that other girl was doing to me, and asked me out. then didn't want to speak again after we went out together and i basicly only said 2 words to her, hello and goodbye. never spoke to any of them again.

well that's basicly the last time i interacted with girls.

22yo permavirgin.

>>38738097
you want to die because you suffer alot but you are too afraid to kill your self? Yes that makes sense.

i know /r9k/'s logic and reasoning is starting to not make any sense since it's populated by degenerate's who want nothing but sex and will bend their reasoning towards it but yes you do make sense.

my life is hell, 1 looks, never had a gf, never will, shit jobs, no friends, no family.

main reason i opt no on kms is who knows what is on the other side, my luck it is worse. like a hellraiser movie or something.

>>38738507
those arent my problems i dont want a wife ever. i just feel like shit very strongly randomly and hate that even if you do kys ypu can fail and it would be painful anyways. and if it wasnt forever the first rime what if you are reborn somehow? i like thenidea of there is nothing ever again

>>38738031
Lower class rural country where the dudes are methheads that can't ever piss clean to get a job.

>>38738031
Wait, that's a woman? I thought that was boogie

>>38738031
The USA is probably the only place you can find these exotic hambeasts in abundance

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>>38738013
>He can't handle a cold carrot

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how did you get out of this mess, man?

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That's fucking hilarious
How did you explain that one?

Other than fictional ones, I do not have a 'love of my life.' So she would have to be real first (but then probably yes).

I'd tell her it's too late, I only fell in love once and since then I went to an all boy's school and haven't spoken to a female in years, honestly I'm scared of starting college because of this. I'd also tell her it's too late because I've gotten kinda fit since the rejection so it would feel like a kick to the nuts. No more falling in love for me!

>>38738000
>love of your life
>>>/x/

>>38737964
>get a job
>hate it
>never spend any money
>dont see the point of it
>bail out and continue feelposting and shitposting

>>38737964
>Get job
>After a couple weeks, get put on nights
>"Didn't think you were going to make it anon"
>He 100% meant it as a compliment

It's a brain-dead job. What was making it harder was hearing the same guy talk about how much weed and drugs he did every day, and hearing him and a Croatian argue every time they worked together

>>38737964
>passive aggression
This is my number 1 pet peeve in the workplace.
If you have something to say to me, then fucking say it. Don't make some snide remark that you think is going to go over my head. Tell me what you want me to do.
Only fucking women do this I swear to god.

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>>38737957
But you can be happy anon. All you have to do is bee urself

Just be yourself man you can do it

>>38737957
depends on whether you think life's all about fate or chance

make better friends

>>38737991
i don't have any friends. This is just something I've been told throughout my life

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>>38737991
>make better friends

how dare you say this on r9k

>>38737937
Allowing anyone below the age of 13 to use your website is technically a violation of US law.

it's good if you wanna have flame wars with random mentally ill single mothers, that's about it.

I haven't been on OKC in over a year, and I've forgotten my password to my account. Tinder is boring, I get matches here and there but never pursue them on account of being a spic manlet. I feel like the only reason I've gotten matches is because I can pass for black, and the girls who match with me assume I'm going to act like some Tyrone(which I'm not)

>>38737933
Walk in, look the manager in the eyes, smile and give them a firm handshake.

>>38738010
this but unironically.
make sure to look him straight in the eye for most of the time and try to act like hes your best friend. make sure to know most of the generic questions online and rehearse them

Wear your trench coat and fedora

Simple. There is a difference between blacks and niggers. Niggers are shit

>>38737986
You basically just paraphrased my post

>>38737890
blacks who don't act like thugs are ok and human.