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he's an agent of /pol/ trying to take down international banking syndicate by corrupting their already corrupted daughters.
no one would suspect a beautiful mixed race felon

>>38728197
he looks white

>>38728239
Nah, he's mixed. He looks like Steph Curry, if curry wasnt a bitch

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>>38728195
reading chinese cartoons, what are you underage

>>38729064
>4chan
>not reading chinese cartoons

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>>38729459
Nobody does bro. We all use animu shitty reactions for laughs, the only one actually reading/watching this filth is a handful of autistic weebs

>>38728178
>It's the "anon makes a thread about newfag shit with a pic of Sam hyde" episode again

>>38728178
>the r9k map
wtf is the r9k map?
You mean the zeemap for gay hookups?
I'm not going to faggot

>>38728205
>newfag shit
>has been posted on and off on r9k for years
Okay whatever you say. Are you excited that school is starting back, sweetie?

You can definitely still live outside society

But you should also reexamine your motivations to do so. The internet had made the nation state obsolete. Science has proven race is a social construct. To choose to hold on to these ideals because they make you feel good is no better than a religious person choosing to maintain their faith for the same reason, it's wilful ignorance.

Why not just choose to be a part of society and come along for the ride?

>>38728209
Thanks for the suggestion but I'd rather kill myself than sell my ass to Satan, sorry.

By living on a farm, growing what you eat, limiting your expenditures, and living how humans lived before all the tech stuff(not cut it out but limiting it)

Just lying on my couch wondering if I should go back to sleep or not.

>>38728170
I wonder what is wagie doing now?

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Pretty good. About to get off work in 30 minutes.

>>38728075
>How many years have you been on 4chan?
10+
>How many years is too many?
1

i've been here nearly 5 years

honestly 1 hour on 4chan is enough

>>38728075
i wish there was somewhere better to go
when its not a bunch of trolls/shills its retards posting the same thread everyday, and then there is all you sadcunts
but its the only unfiltered discussion i can find even if often warped.
the rest of the internet is numales, chubsters trying to be the next boogie for some reason, and betas who try to tone police everyone interesting. and i guess worrrrstar kind of people

Throw a piece of chocolate on the floor. His body type shows he's incapable of refusing sweets, he'll attempt to pick up the chocolatey goodness but will never be able to because of the fucking truck tire sized stomach he has. He'll fall forward and cry in disgrace, calling for mommy to get the forklift to pick him up as no amount of power generated by any amount of humans can lift up this literal flesh based wrecking ball. The local news will ask why this level of obesity is allowed in today's society but it will be cut short as the cameraman zooms in on me, slapping his ass on live t.v. shouting "WHAT IT DO JIGGLY BOO, LOSE SOME WEIGHT OR YOUR HEART WILL KILL YOU" then picking up my gf like the piece of meat she is, take her home, and give her pussy a good drilling.

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qcb3 that fat piece of shit

I dunno, I haven't really fought any bobs except in treasure battle.

Real man stuff that we never be able to relate to

Their loser sons and what to do about them.

The Jewish problem and what must be done

im here now anon. you can let it all out

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>>38728058
why doesnt anyone ever reply?? i post my feels here but its like even in this place im alone and no one cares or understands im so tired of being alone man sometimes it feels like i dont even exist

>>38728156
hey now its okay. take a deep breath and drink some water. i feel alone too. we all do and thats why we're here

Eating pussy is like sucking dick: only fags and women do it

That looks pretty hot.

t. cuckold

>>38727992
I love the pheromones that come from eating pussy. It makes me hard and makes sex better because it makes her more wet.

>>38727871
That's what makes it so fun.

>>38727871
You can't easily die from being choked, faggot. Maybe if you had an aneurism in your brain but you'd be likely to die soon from drinking too much coffee anyway

>>38728001
No it's because it restricts oxygen to the brain triggering a dopamine release.

Just give me a pity post and I'll let it die

You could travel or whatever. Or you could just kill yourself and get it over with.

Life is pain, distract yourself with work/hobby/whatever throw yourself into an obsession and wait for the end

your a stupid fag >:(

infp tranny here
i cry a lot
and i want death to take me

>>38727823
maybe
it wouldn't be that bad though if i was
there is worse stuff to be

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Just don't fucking eat any of it you fat piece of shit it's not hard you don't have to stuff your fat mouth fucks sake.

>>38727705
That's almost sabotaging

It's like they want you to be their pudgy little baby forever

dont eat that crap even if your parents do.. its unhealthy garabage just eat things that are good for you. think about it realisitcally: lollipops, chocolates and cakes are all unhealthy and theyre not actually food it's just total junk to eat nobody should be sitting around eating a bunch of that crap its not very nutritional and its not exactly good for you so just eat healither ehintgs

I appreciated your thread OP

a good thread deserves a good reply
however I have none so take a bump instead

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oh my fucking god this is the best thing I've read this year, thank you for posting this op, r9k needs quality posts like yours