Anime is a hell of drug. Pic related is your future son on anime.
Looks like I'm going to fuck my son.
If I'd honestly had a son turn to a trap I'd disown or have them live with a relative.
If my son became a cute trap I would be supremely jealous of him.
I may be a 24 year old kissless, handhold less virgin... but at least I'm 6.2 and can laugh at manlets on the internet.
I'll just leave this here
origno
>>35451303
lol manlets.. when will they ever learn? right?
>really annoying desperate girl asks me out over text
>hit her with that "k"
Who /madman/ here?
pisc related is me just in case u were wondering haha
>>35451033
>pic related is me just in case u were wondering haha
>>35450998
thanks anon, you're doing god's work
if I knew any women I would mentally torture the fuck out of them kek
I didn't and I feel like I missed out.
>>35450991
I'm British and still got to go. Sucks for you op.
ehh, I think it's only incredible if you're a kid. otherwise it's just kinda cool. go at least once senpai.
>>35451018
u fukiin cheeky cunt im gonna wreck you i swear on me mum i do
anyone else get more enjoyment from collecting audio files than even listening to it? i jut skim over them in audacity while lookibg at its specs and i carry them around on a 64gb usb everywhere i go. i guess i just enjoy the idea of owning tons of peoples time put into making it instead of even listening to it. i cant even enjoy listenibg to full albums beause never fails theres always a few tracks i just cant like and i like albums that dont sound very professional because i like to imagine someone alone making music and hording it until they want to release it. whenever i want to actually listen to music i cant help but just visualise all kinds of fake youtube comments that just piss me off about the music
how can i fix this? i buy cds and rip them to flac just to have and only skim iver the material like once if i dont like it
how can i stop this, is anyone else like this
that's kinda weird OP. but everyone has a really weird autistic thing they do.
i like to collect those little pop tab things on soda cans.
every time i finish a soda/canned drink i take the tab off and throw the can in the trash. i've got a whole little drawer full of 'em now. i don't know why, i just like having them.
how much do you have stored on the usb?
>>35451094
about 56 gigs
>>35451150
wew, that's a lot. good luck with your collection though, i don't think there's a problem with it unless it's really impacting your life in a negative way.
Why live this existence? People are all immoral and stupid, assholes dominate the world, you have to wageslave just to get by, you'll always be an outsider because you just don't have "it", and existence is legitimately meaningless. Why live? What could possibly make this whole thing worth enduring?
Because suicide is scary and people will miss you when you're gone.
No fucking way am I bringing anyone else here to be born though.
>>35450880
>>35450895
congratz on taking the biggest redpill in existance. life is mostly suffering and bullshit and the void is eternal bliss. even if you're rich life is still mostly shit because your brain just learns to require a lot more to be happy. we call it "taking things for granted". your happiness equilibrium always catches up with your success and failure making it so that you always feel generally the same no matter what. the plus side of this is that if you lose an arm or something you eventually get over it. your brain keeps you in a constant state of wanting more and you will never be trully satisfied. if you're smart you commit suicide, if you're life's little bitch you live. we're all gonna die anyway. why suffer so much before it happens instead of speeding up the process?
>>35451128
Faggot originally
Guys my fucking mother forced me to go out with my Chad cousin. We are currently at a shisha bar and I'm nearly sperging out. I'm trying to act chill but fick the shisha smoke is doing brain damage im getting dizzy.
Wat do?
Get off your phone and try your hardest to enjoy yourself. Realize most people don't give a fuck about whatever you're doing since they're so preoccupied with themselves. Relax and just hang out. Good luck Anon!
A Chad normie is trying to chat with me I don't know what to talk about help me
>he self-inserts in every anime he watches
>>35450844
I get that way with samurai champloo.. how do you all not watch this one? I dont even watch anime.
>not self inserting as captain okita in Yamato
>not shouting UTEEEEEE with him
>>35450844
I can self-insert myself into aynthing now. It's the only thing that keeps me optimistic.
Hey robots what's the quickest way to find a female who's willing to have sex? All my roommates are gone today and I want to fuck.
Tinder isn't working cause I get no matches and I ran out of swipes
>>35450798
Rarely have I seen a post on 4chan posted by such an obvious slut.I'd like to fuck you
>step 1: be white
>step 2: don't be not white
>step 3: have a benis
>step 4: be able to get an erection
>>35450798
Would you ever consider being a bottom for another guy?
i have 360 euros
what should i do?
im neet and i dont know if i should buy the ps4 or something
give it to me you useless fucking NEET. I slave away all week, contributing to your autismbux, and still have to borrow from my parents for rent. give me my money back right now you pathetic leech.
>>35450834
How about you just end your life you retard
>>35450971
I'm working on it stupid faggot.
Feels thread
quick survey if you have time
>when did it all start?
>how did you become like this?
>plans for change? what's your endgame?
>when did it all start?
Right after my ex broke up with me of 2 years because her friends wanted to hang out with her and hanging out with me with her friends wasn't doable with them.
>how did you become like this?
Not getting over my depression, I play videogames and watch movies with friends but it never really works
>plans for change? what's your endgame?
Finding my innerself (whatever that means) or just find a girl who loves me for me and wouldn't just leave because of some shitty friends who are controlling.
no endgame
>when did it all start?
Probably around puberty when I realized how superficial people are
>how did you become like this?
Autism, Single Mother, Bullied, Born an ugly man
>plans for change? what's your endgame?
Suicide or hopefully a terminal illness
>>35450789
>tfw no longer a hikki
I was much happier as a shut in, dealing with people and the world in general is too hard I hate it
>Hello Anon, I've thought about it, and after yesterday it became clear to me that we have different expectations for the movie on Saturday, probably a little too different. I therefore think that it would be best to cancel the movie completely, as i do not think it will work out. Sorry for messaging you so late, but i thought it was best to be honest about it. Love, Sadie
>>35450781
Lame. Never mind mate. At least she didnt lead you on.
>>35450804
fpbp
She respects you, she's making sure you're aware of the common grounds so you don't step into beta orbiter status.
She seems pretty cool, honestly. If you could ever put your feelings aside she would make a good friend desu
>Went to visit my sister
>She went to buy liquor while I was home alone with her friend
>I found a bandana and went up to her with it
>"I have a gift for you but you have to wear this"
>She says okay and puts it on
>I poke my boner in her face and she starts succing me
>I finish in her mouth
>Before she takes off the blindfold I put my penis back in my pants and have a carrot ready
>Laughed at her and said "You just sucked a carrot
She has no clue
>>35450725
>I finish in her mouth
>You just sucked a carrot
2/10 try harder next time
>>35450725
This story? Certifiably FALSE.
>want online friends for talking and playing games together
>don't know where to look for them because this is the only website i browse
You realize /steamfeels/ is a real thing, right?
>>35450743
An attention whoring central for normies.
>>35450681
Anon, this is not where friends are made.
Is there any way to not always feel completely terrible? I don't want to do anything but lie in bed, I feel so bad that even going to the bathroom is exhausting. Even if I'm just lying here with my eyes closed, I have this agonizing feeling inside of me, as if I'm being torn apart emotionally. I'm constantly restless and feel like crying but nothing is coming out, I can't even relieve the pain.
>>35450544
>Is there any way to not always feel completely terrible?
no
>>35450544
Have you tried taking drugs?
>>35450544
Doing drugs can help. You could also try zoning out to some music. Learn to hone your escapism skills, anon