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>>37338265
I bite her giant steroid clit off and patiently wait for her to beat me to death so I can finally rest and as a bonus do it in the arms of a cutie.

>>37338265
I dont get it, why is she posing? She looks like an average girl, nothing special.
>no abs
>virtually zero arm definition
>no shoulders
>zero definition

This gym culture shit is annoying, I worked hard for 5 years to get where I am and this bitch will get 1500 likes because she put on a sports bra.

>>37338265
"Understandable, have a nice day"

Oreg

This album has a couple of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTgwY1Ld5s

He was a most peculiar man.
That's what Mrs. Riordan said and she should know;
She lived upstairs from him
She said he was a most peculiar man.

He was a most peculiar man.
He lived all alone within a house,
Within a room, within himself,
A most peculiar man.

He had no friends, he seldom spoke
And no one in turn ever spoke to him,
'Cause he wasn't friendly and he didn't care
And he wasn't like them.
Oh, no! he was a most peculiar man.

He died last Saturday.
He turned on the gas and he went to sleep
With the windows closed so he'd never wake up
To his silent world and his tiny room;
And Mrs. Riordan says he has a brother somewhere
Who should be notified soon.
And all the people said, "What a shame that he's dead,
But wasn't he a most peculiar man?"

Here's a song about the frienzone from 1935.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWOc44S5LzQ

>>37338273
Here's another, this one is about a wagecuck who's jealous of his Chad boss. One the the boss kills himself for some unknown reason, and the wagie wishes he had the courage to follow suit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwqwAy85CgY

When I started using this fucking website

It kills moral

>When did you realize your life was shit?
Already when i was about 12 i realized i would one day die in loneliness

>When did you lose faith in yourself to do anything about it?
I dunno, i think it was just slowly eroded away

>do you have any trouble accepting your fate?
Of course, i still want a gf, if i can get one

>>37338214
I'm not sure when I hit exactly, but I think in between dropping out of college, getting discharged from the navy, and having to live on a credit card for a bit, and then having to get a wagecuck job that I slowly pieced together that I'm not meant for this world, at least this society. I never had women shown interest (at least that I could tell), I have little to no desire to live, and only stay alive to keep my parents from being sad, collecting guns, and also playing videogames when I'm not working.

I've realised I can live on 10/hr and plan to do that. I don't want any fancy car, a big house, a family isn't an option because I have no friends at all and no woman wants anything to do with an autist who has no desire to acquire material wealth. It is what it is and I'm not going to change it

>>37338175
you have a very feminine looking penis op

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>>37338175
>What's the deal with you guys? Are you all just a bunch of latent homos or what?
Why are you complaining you fucking dyke?

>>37338228
>using dyke as an insult
yuri is pure, yaoi is only pure with cute boys and there are not many cute boys in the gay population

Wh-what? Why?

How can people stand up while they cut, especially a girl? I'm a guy and I fall to my knees if I try to stand up when I nut.

>>37338095
>cut
*Cum

Just tell her how you feel. It is really that simple.

>>37337911
Your post number is just as destructive as the actual even you fucking normie. Do you understand the ramifications of an autist speaking their mind when it comes to normie matters?
Get the fuck oit

>>37337950
People need drama in their lives.i am willing to bet he has a dull life and needs something to spice things up.

And it is pronounced normalfag or normalfaggot. Not "normie". You,sir,are a nromalfaggot. You get off MY board.

> innocent Limp Bizkit fan

lol

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>>37337743
what

is this performance art

really makes me think

Post more highlights of American society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsRktXy2qGA

>>37337550
1) I don't hate you why would I give a shit
2) See above
3) See answer to first question

Basically, why give a shit what anyone else thinks? Do what you gotta do.

Also, are you straight or gay? Does this type of thing affect one's sexuality?

>>37337666
>Basically, why give a shit what anyone else thinks? Do what you gotta do.
I'm glad you feel this way and wish everyone felt this way.

>Also, are you straight or gay? Does this type of thing affect one's sexuality?
I'm not sure if it affects it, I'm sure there's at least kind of influence but that's just my own personal speculation.

When I was around four I started wondering why I was seen as a boy and not a girl. Around six I started actively wishing that I was a girl. When I was around 9ish I started exploring my own body sexually and discovered sexual pleasure. When I was around maybe 12ish I started noticing and being interested in the anatomy of both boys and girls my age, finding them sexual interesting, mostly curiosity and fascination. I think around 14 I started actually masturbating regularly and wanting to have sex. I'm bisexual.

I just don't get why people care so much being identified with one gender or the other. If you wanna dress a certain way, go ahead. Not sure why people kill themselves or care if someone "misgendered" them. Call me a girl, idc.

the castoff dregs who aren't yet sufficiently hopeless enough to snuff themselves

>>37337549
I know. But there are more than just that one here too. There are the shills that are too "advanced" for /pol/,there are faggots too gay for /lgbt/ and a few others.

>>37337600
the disenfranchised are always popular targets for recruiters

my mother is a raging alcoholic so whenever i see a really drunk girl i get reminded of her and it just repulses me

yes i know that says more about me than her but there's not much i can do about it

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>>37337444
Yep, drunk cunts are disgusting, much more than a drunk man

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I do for some reason.

i think its because alcohol and drug scare me

>>37337441
>This board is supposed to be about pathetic self-loathing and whining
No, it's for greentext stories. I long for the day people actually treat it as such.

adasdasdasf

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>>37337542
YOU NEED TO GO BACK AT ONCE, YOU TURBO FUCKING NORMALFAG SHITTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING GET OUT PLEASE GET OUT YOU'RE RUINING THIS BOARD, YOU'RE THE PROBLEM YOU FUCKING TWAT GODDAMMIT

It is the time I begin calling elevatoriums, """lifters""" even though I have American.

>>37337305
Top lad m8 mad bantz takin the piss

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>>37337305
>not even australian
>started to say "oi ya cunt" all the time

>>37337299
B-But looks are everything! Creepy is just a buzzword for ugly!

>>37337331
Trust me my friend, personality does matter. Looks only get your foot in the door.

>>37337370
I know. I was just making fun of some retard here that actually tried to tell me "creepy" is just a buzzword for attractiveness.

I'm shallow enough that I hope he reads this post and I hope he realizes what a fucking retard he is.

>>37336994
fags see a 10 year old and think of her being sodomized, they are sick

>>37337050
I told you it was a mental illness

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>>37336994
Who the fuck makes a meme about getting assfucked with a child?!

Only sane option

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>>37336962
At least weekly, probably daily.

The only thing i fear is that there is no after life.

I really want to live, but not in this body, not in this reallity