I have just started playing chess.
How do I get better?
>>35788616
read books about chess
alternatively download the video game lego chess
>>35788616
by playing more
Quit. It's not worth it. Chess players are turbo autists. You'll waste away countless hours of your life before you can even compete with decent players.
Any criminals on /r9k/ or those who engage in criminal activity regularly?
I'm sure there could be a couple murderers, rapists, maybe a carjacker or two here.
>>35788556
My only source of income is selling drugs. I don't know if that makes me a criminal or not since I don't engage in any other illegal activity aside from "trapping".
>>35788556
I smuggle cigarettes and some drugs
>>35788556
Of course not, fbi
who here /failing out in second semester/
Got all the easy classes in my first semester
Now, because of AP, I have every single hard class and for the hardest class, the professor barely speaks english
If I get 1 D, my parents will stop funding college for me unless I go to a community college (which have shit engineering classes)
end my suffering desu
where ya from?
got skype or steam?
I failed half of my classes in the first semester, now im failing all of them. I really shouldn't be in college. I graduated late from highschool with a gpa of 1.3. I need to run away before my mom finds out I failed again. There is no where for me to go though and I have no money. I dont even have a car. Im fucked.
>high school AP classes
They're a joke. I took like 8 of them overall - 5 in my senior year and I passed almost all of them with As.
If you cant handle AP classes which are below standard college courses just give up on life you brainlet.
She'll confess to you one day, right?
>>35788532
NO, you have to do it yourself
>>35788532
I don't think so hehe
she already did and it was a fucking lie
>Why do you keep staring at me, you fucking creep?
What's your answer?
You have three options, you can keep standing there and I'll keep looking, you can leave my room, or you can take that dress off and have a fuck
>>35788495
Because I don't approve of your choice of clothing.
rub her clitoris~!
>have a tinder profile 2 or 3 years ago
>make about 250 matches after running a macro all night after a few weeks
>lost my fake long distance gf
>reinstall tinder, use the same profile and images, better job is displayed
>5 matches after liking everyone in town
What the fuck is going on? Is it because I'm in my mid 20s now? Why are not even fat cows liking me? Have women become more selective in this short a time?
>>35788476
28 year old here, its time to go to pasture if you arent ultra chad now no one cares.
How is it even possible for a 5'4" male to be successful at tinder. I had one before but I never told anyone my height. And no my face doesn't make up for it.
>>35788573
OP here, I'm 6'3. Doesn't seem to help.
What is the longest you've stayed up for before giving into exhaustion?
>>35788475
2 days.
I went home from work and next thing I remember is waking up on the toilet naked while the shower was running
>>35788475
I stayed up around 68 hours when tbc came out like 10 years ago.
Somewhere between 4 and 6 days; strangely enough I don't have a great memory of the incident.
By that token, I'm sure there were microsleeps along the way but I never went in somewhere to sleep and drove 4,000 miles in that time.
Blurry. Amphetamines do funny things sometimes.
Why are men interested in depressed, introverted and weird girls, but girls are not interested in such men?
That's a meme.
>attractive introvert = hot mysterious guy
>ugly introvert = creepy guy
>>35788367
men instinct is to protect, thus finding a weaker partner.
Women can't protect at all that's why they want a man to protect them and make strong offspring with them
>>35788416
>hot mysterious guy that they will never approach and just fantasize about
ftfy
>TFW want's to order a pizza but my neighbor is talking with their friends at my door
FUCKING NORMIES RUINED MY NIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how does that prevent you from ordering a pizza tho
>>35788250
>what if they're still there when the pizza guy gets there?
>implying one just opens the door to their home with degenerate normies around.
I get you, Anon.
>>35788250
Oh, I just realized, I think he means that he doesn't like them talking at his door. But he can still order pizza. It just won't be enjoyed as much.
This is the worst fucking year in my entire life. I'm miserable 24/7 no day is better than the last, parents threaten to kick me out if i don't get my life back on line. I think this is about the most i can take, i'm going to sleep and if this thread is still up by tomorrow I'll hang myself live on chaturbate. If not i'll do it eitherway but with no one else to laugh at it, good night anons.
>hey son I know you're barely surviving even with our support but if you don't do much better with it we're going to indirectly murder you by putting your sheltered obviously mentally unwell ass on the streets.
At least you can unequivocally say that they've been the problem app along.
>>35788189
I hope you don't kill yourself anon
>>35788189
i've been on the line several times and somehow made it. i thoroughly believe if you truly and seriously think you can change things around the world works slightly a bit more in your favor, albeit it takes awhile. please don't give in, and I know what I say sounds silly but i'm 30 years old and been through some shit. you got this
Any robots living in Tampa or other major Floridian cities?
Wanna get a sense of the demographic there.
Noticed there's a lot of you guys spread around the state.
>>35788115
I used to live in Tampa
>>35788141
How is it? Gonna be moving there soon.
Hope it's not that much of a shithole compared to Miami.
Fort Lauderdale. Not a huge fan of florida but all my family lives here so meh.
What's for dinner robots 03/25
>>35788105
What is that? Turkish delight?
>>35788255
Do you have any idea what turkish delight is?
>>35788255
It's KFC........
Is it me or are there a lot of medical students here?
>tfw my country has entrance exams for med school
third year of applying to the dentist program...
>>35788142
Best of luck. Never quit
im gonna reply with my hannibal buress pic. i dont know what you are talking about, op. if anything, id imagine its more engineers than anything else.
>be me last year
>17 yr old depressed senior in hs
>meet this girl on a livestreaming app
>we add each other on snapchat, she lives a few states away from me
>we start facetiming each other every night, even falling asleep together, this continues for a month or two
>develop deep emotional attachment (i never had a gf before)
>we make plans for me to fly over and meet up with her
>one day she just stops texting me, blocks me on all social media
my heart is still fucking crushed. we really had something...
>oneitis has been nice to me recently
>try to approach her today
>avoids conversation
>tries to walk away
>doesn't show up to the lecture where I was hoping to meet her
>no answer to my texts
This emotional roller-coaster is killing me, but it's still better then full rejection.
>tfw oneitis stops texting you
>>35788058
It's most likely not you, she may have just found a boyfriend in her area and wasn't as attached to you as you were to her.
She propably was interested in you though. Use that knowledge to find someone who is actually real to you and lives where you do.
Woman Hate Thread
Get it here friends, you know this is where you belong.
No pedestals allowed
These threads need to live on or it's not r9k anymore
>>35788048
bumping for justice
df