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>>35963201
Obviously not
she's an demon and likely wants to kill me
I'll pass on dying only a fool would open your heart to a demon.

>>35963201
GET OUT
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>>35963267
Only demons would understand people like us though.

>>35963192
You know that shit doesn't hurt?
It just a fun game for some people.

Maybe you should spank me OP I've been a bad girl ;3

>>35963217
>man pretending to be a woman to jack off

is there literally anything more pathetic than this

>>35963130

You probably have some brain problem. This level of metacognition and writing is anything but stupidity.

>metacognition

Thanks for giving me this word to describe it

>>35963130
Analysis paralysis? Depersonalization? Sounds like you're quite competent but lack the ability to internalize your achievements.

Jp merge soon

>>35963084

>Not even people on the same Egpytian hieroglyph sharing board want to associate with us

Haha, good one guys...

>>35963084
imagine the disaster it would be if we merged with /biz/

you might be onto something penis hat pepe

>>35963021
its literally a prank bro
april fools

I wonder if he controls it, or the benis has a mind of its own

It actually disturbs me we got this far into hedonistic behaviors as a culture.

It's surreal, I hear about shit that happens and it sounds like I'm hearing about the Roman orgies or some other weird shit.

>>35963003
The only reason I'm against all of that is because I'm not getting any and it makes me so angry knowing I had no control over what I would look like and was just thrusted into an existence where I can't even get any of the benefits of being alive. If I had a big dick and was tall with great bone structure I wouldn't complain about the hedonism at all.

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>>35963003
What makes you think it's just western culture OP? It extends everywhere, it's just people as a whole. In fairness, it's not like it's ever been compassionate or romantic, but promiscuity is at an all time high, and it disgusts me aswell.

>>35963280
You just sound like a hypocrite, in other words, you're simply a failed normie. If you only hate something because you can't have it, then you're a pathetic, envious person, and I don't feel sorry for you. You should also leave this board.

But you did just that, OP

>>35962911
911 was done by the jews

>>35962903
ive seen this guy in tempe az before on the light rail

When I was walking out of High School as a senior I took a piss on the right side of the building.

it felt good

your mothers mouth

Back in HS sleepovers, I'd always piss in the mouthwash at friends' houses.

Kill all the blacks

Oops I just realized this isn't the mlp board. Sorry, robots. Ssshhhh everything ok. Sshhhhh

>>35962796
This doesn't belong here /pol/, pls go back to /pol/ plox.

Because people wanna see that.

Some ugly dike prolly does report that kind of thing to police

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>>35962737
Where the fuck do you live to get women like these? I always see these public nudity things posted. Where the fuck does this shit happen?

>>35962781
College towns and Europe.

>>35962703
fucking go to >>>/d/ there's always a femdom ballbusting thread

>>35962703
does your wife bust your balls?

>>35962703
What's the story behind these threads

I'm a robot and a NEET

That is successful you pathetic wagie scum

>>35962636
>swim instructor
You probably have a nice physique, which robots don't have

>>35962636
Isn't that just not trying? Like if you tried maybe 10% more you'd be a full fledged norm.

Whereas a regular robot wouldn't have a job or an education because of mental/physical illness. So he would have to try 1000% more to be a norm.

>>35962625
Aware of what

>>35962643
this

"aware" and "unaware" are vague

I'd rather be aware and unhappy. It sucks more, but my instinct tells me that it's better to know the painful truth than believing a comforting lie.

>>35962614
sorry dude, not going to give you ideas because you're so useless and vapid that you cant even think of ideas for your dumb games
do your own work

>>35962614
Nice try Ubisoft, but you won't be getting any of my ideas for free.

Also, hahahahahaha, Nintendo literally beat the shit out of you and showed you how a true 3d open world should be made.

Git gud. /V/

BotW is basically one of my ideas.

That slope is gigantic. Even I wouldn't jump off a ramp that titanic.

That when you die, all your shekels will go to her family.

You know how normal women are great at lying and manipulating people? That, 1000 fold.