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Hi robots, can you tell me how to improve my life?
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>>38784916
By ending it tonight.
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>>38784916
1) stop being a faggot
2) shave your head
3) get on a body weight exercise routine, this will get you fit and change your brain chemistry
4) fuck qts
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>>38784916
Just bee oneself OP

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can any robots tell me about the us army
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>>38784852
is where all the good goys can go die for Israel
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>Dying for the kikes

Only Mexicans, niggers, and white trash go
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>>38784852
>normie fest
>War on Terror means you will mostly deployed mostly to shitty countries.
>Politically correct garbage has gotten out of control and you will spend countless hours in mandatory sexual harassment education seminars.
>filled with idiots.
>Enlisted get treated like shit.
>benefits actually are not that great.

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Idk what to do anymore. All the videogames I used to play just seem boring now, and so a lot of the youtube videos I watch arent as interestig anymore. Videogames were basically the only thing I find fun in as well.
I would try and shape up and get a gf but im <18 with strict mormon parents and at a boy only school so have nowhere to find one even if i wanted to.
What do?.
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MODS WE GOT A RULE VIOLATION HERE
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when is your birthday, OP?
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You could always kys? I knew a Chad who killed himself a few days ago. Even Chad knows this world is shit.

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I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING FATFAGS SHITTING UP MY BOARD
EAT SHIT IN HELL REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38784771
Fatfags
>create body positivity
>roasties gain weight
>get dumb and fat
>die early
They're killing roasties on a mass scale
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>>38785267
dude if you're into mass genocide go over to /pol/
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>>38785267
BUT THEY'RE SHITTING ON
>MY
FUCKING BOARD LOOK AT ALL THOSE "belly gf" THREADS
THERE IS NOT A SINGLE FUCKING WOMAN VIEWING THAT THREAD

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Is it wrong as a white guy to want an asian wife? I know its a meme, but the idea of being able to raise kids in a multilingual house (i speak 2 lamguages and the wife would speak at least 1 asian language) seems cool, and I also am a lot more traditional and simple, and feel western relationships are generally become more shallow and temporary.
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>I know its a meme, but the idea of being able to raise kids in a multilingual house (i speak 2 lamguages and the wife would speak at least 1 asian language) seems cool
This is a good reason to want an asian wife
>I also am a lot more traditional and simple, and feel western relationships are generally become more shallow and temporary.
this is the reason you will never have an Asian wife, or any wife in general, you racist sperglord.
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>>38784717
>feel western relationships are generally become more shallow and temporary.

Please actually meet some asian women. They're just as bad as western women and worse in some respects. Follow mishima and just go gay.
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>I also am a lot more traditional and simple, and feel western relationships are generally become more shallow and temporary.

lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpZbu7J7UL4

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writing a message to my Ex.

any pointers? hints? tips? suggestions?

Please help.

Also yeah if this goes badly (90% chance) she will call the police.
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>>38784562
Is this a bait thread? Sorry I'm a bit high.
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>>38784562
Don't. As someone who regularly disappoint women in long term relationships: DO. NOT. SEND.
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>>38784583
No it's not bait.

>>38784606
I don't care I just want to stop feeling bad.

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>meemaw found the Jew Jam
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>>38784561
>grandnana found the rectum rocket
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>>38784561

>gamgam found the nigger nuggets
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>Daddy McLongDong found the intercontinental poop thermos

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mic check mic check
hit the deck
it's rapping Tomoko
you about to get rekt
no potpie
no skittles
no tendies
don't speak
when your parents die
you'll be up shit creek
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>>38784540
this hasn't gotten old or anything
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>>38784558
shut the fuck up, OC is rare around here

keep it up rapping Tomoko
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>>38784540
>tfw r9k has fallen so far that this is the best new meme to come out in ages

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Our guy boogie is on the table, lads
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>>38784472
good for him, i'm glad the owners finally decided to put him down
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>>38784472
Unironically want it to go well for him. I want to see boogie at 200 pounds
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>>38784472
How is that cuck our guy?

Unlike us he was blessed with luck but managed to fuck it all up and marry a gold digger

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>tfw start using 'normie' unironically
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That's your cue to grfo of this board and do something more productive with your life.
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>tfw started speaking in memes irl
>I literally say "implying" out loud
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>>38784988
accidentally did this recently, no one understood what i was talking about.

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Boogie2988 and the normie delusion.

A wast majority of people look at the relationship between an older 500lbs man and a younger average looking woman and see nothing wrong.

Ah yes it must be love they say, and yet none of them are in love with an obese person while being much better looking themselves.

The others say that Boogie was not wealthy at the time they were dating and yet he could afford a house just a year and a half after marriage. Not to mention that his wife was staying at his house for free before that.
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>>38784466
No one can love this fucking hamplanet. Can you imagine the stench from the sweat and dead skin trapped in his fucking elephant folds?
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There's no fucking way she's with him for anything but money. She probably feeds him cake every fucking day, praying for his inevitable heart attack.
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>>38784466
>Boogie2988

why do people unironically like this guy?

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Female loneliness is a myth.
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Besides the hours i spend at my job i am a shut in. I cannot motivate myself to interact with people because doing so is unbearably uncomfortable. I can't even make eye contact with people and pull away from all attempts at communication. I can't even maintain online friendships without becoming worn out and retreating again. I can't handle it. So I am alone. And it makes me sad and I feel lonely as a result. What is mythical about that?

Female loneliness in the sense that "No one is willing to have sex with me" doesn't exist, but females can be lonely.
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>>38784563
>abloobloo I've rebuffed ever display of compassion the world has given me to actively pursue loneliness
>now I can finally whine on the internet about being alone with people who never had a shot in the first place
What do you know, proof that females can't unwillingly be lonely.
>"No one is willing to have sex with me" doesn't exist, but females can be lonely.
Make sure to use a long rope.
Hang yourself.
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>>38784563
That's pretty much how I feel the other day I talked to a girl but ghosted her because we had too much in common idk why

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I don't understand this meme, is the Chad just supposed to be a ridiculous symbol?
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>>38784422
I'll explain it for your dumb ass.
The original is 'the virgin walk' which preys upon the anxieties of losers that somebody can infer their virginity from the way that they behave in public.
The chad image is a parody of the because the Chad does the opposite of the virgin, showcasing how ridiculous it is.
This meme was then quickly run into the ground and will hopefully be forgotten about in a week or two.
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>>38784422
You're not supposed to tell if it's satire or not.
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>>38784422
>water temp at max heat to simulate the physical warmth he will never experience

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Watch this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvactCxDWWo

THIS Is how normies and chads spend their day

Ask yourself, is this really what you want?
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Is that Steve o?
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/fit/itzen chad here, just posting here to see if I'm banned on this site.

I think this thread will do

HIGH TEST

Thanks, really appreciate beta bros

Have a nice day :-)
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>>38784412
Y E A I S M E L L G O O D
I S T H A T Y O U R B O Y ' S C O L O G N E

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST /R9K/ I'M SO FUCKING MAD, NONE OF US DESERVED TO BE MISTREATED, ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR.
FUCK EVERYBODY, FUCK ME ESPECIALLY, FOR FUCK SAKE.
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>>38784372
Go normie hunting
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>>38784372
Cry some more and then maybe kill yourself.
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Stop being a faggot.
You get what you deserve.


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