Hi robots, can you tell me how to improve my life?
can any robots tell me about the us army
is where all the good goys can go die for Israel
>War on Terror means you will mostly deployed mostly to shitty countries.
>Politically correct garbage has gotten out of control and you will spend countless hours in mandatory sexual harassment education seminars.
>filled with idiots.
>Enlisted get treated like shit.
>benefits actually are not that great.
Idk what to do anymore. All the videogames I used to play just seem boring now, and so a lot of the youtube videos I watch arent as interestig anymore. Videogames were basically the only thing I find fun in as well.
I would try and shape up and get a gf but im <18 with strict mormon parents and at a boy only school so have nowhere to find one even if i wanted to.
I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING FATFAGS SHITTING UP MY BOARD
EAT SHIT IN HELL REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>create body positivity
>roasties gain weight
>get dumb and fat
They're killing roasties on a mass scale
Is it wrong as a white guy to want an asian wife? I know its a meme, but the idea of being able to raise kids in a multilingual house (i speak 2 lamguages and the wife would speak at least 1 asian language) seems cool, and I also am a lot more traditional and simple, and feel western relationships are generally become more shallow and temporary.
>I know its a meme, but the idea of being able to raise kids in a multilingual house (i speak 2 lamguages and the wife would speak at least 1 asian language) seems cool
This is a good reason to want an asian wife
>I also am a lot more traditional and simple, and feel western relationships are generally become more shallow and temporary.
this is the reason you will never have an Asian wife, or any wife in general, you racist sperglord.
>feel western relationships are generally become more shallow and temporary.
Please actually meet some asian women. They're just as bad as western women and worse in some respects. Follow mishima and just go gay.
writing a message to my Ex.
any pointers? hints? tips? suggestions?
Also yeah if this goes badly (90% chance) she will call the police.
>meemaw found the Jew Jam
>Daddy McLongDong found the intercontinental poop thermos
mic check mic check
hit the deck
it's rapping Tomoko
you about to get rekt
when your parents die
you'll be up shit creek
>tfw r9k has fallen so far that this is the best new meme to come out in ages
Our guy boogie is on the table, lads
>tfw start using 'normie' unironically
That's your cue to grfo of this board and do something more productive with your life.
Boogie2988 and the normie delusion.
A wast majority of people look at the relationship between an older 500lbs man and a younger average looking woman and see nothing wrong.
Ah yes it must be love they say, and yet none of them are in love with an obese person while being much better looking themselves.
The others say that Boogie was not wealthy at the time they were dating and yet he could afford a house just a year and a half after marriage. Not to mention that his wife was staying at his house for free before that.
No one can love this fucking hamplanet. Can you imagine the stench from the sweat and dead skin trapped in his fucking elephant folds?
Female loneliness is a myth.
Besides the hours i spend at my job i am a shut in. I cannot motivate myself to interact with people because doing so is unbearably uncomfortable. I can't even make eye contact with people and pull away from all attempts at communication. I can't even maintain online friendships without becoming worn out and retreating again. I can't handle it. So I am alone. And it makes me sad and I feel lonely as a result. What is mythical about that?
Female loneliness in the sense that "No one is willing to have sex with me" doesn't exist, but females can be lonely.
>abloobloo I've rebuffed ever display of compassion the world has given me to actively pursue loneliness
>now I can finally whine on the internet about being alone with people who never had a shot in the first place
What do you know, proof that females can't unwillingly be lonely.
>"No one is willing to have sex with me" doesn't exist, but females can be lonely.
Make sure to use a long rope.
I don't understand this meme, is the Chad just supposed to be a ridiculous symbol?
I'll explain it for your dumb ass.
The original is 'the virgin walk' which preys upon the anxieties of losers that somebody can infer their virginity from the way that they behave in public.
The chad image is a parody of the because the Chad does the opposite of the virgin, showcasing how ridiculous it is.
This meme was then quickly run into the ground and will hopefully be forgotten about in a week or two.
>water temp at max heat to simulate the physical warmth he will never experience
Watch this video
THIS Is how normies and chads spend their day
Ask yourself, is this really what you want?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST /R9K/ I'M SO FUCKING MAD, NONE OF US DESERVED TO BE MISTREATED, ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR.
FUCK EVERYBODY, FUCK ME ESPECIALLY, FOR FUCK SAKE.