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MODS WE GOT A RULE VIOLATION HERE

when is your birthday, OP?

You could always kys? I knew a Chad who killed himself a few days ago. Even Chad knows this world is shit.

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>>38784771
Fatfags
>create body positivity
>roasties gain weight
>get dumb and fat
>die early
They're killing roasties on a mass scale

>>38785267
dude if you're into mass genocide go over to /pol/

>>38785267
BUT THEY'RE SHITTING ON
>MY
FUCKING BOARD LOOK AT ALL THOSE "belly gf" THREADS
THERE IS NOT A SINGLE FUCKING WOMAN VIEWING THAT THREAD

>I know its a meme, but the idea of being able to raise kids in a multilingual house (i speak 2 lamguages and the wife would speak at least 1 asian language) seems cool
This is a good reason to want an asian wife
>I also am a lot more traditional and simple, and feel western relationships are generally become more shallow and temporary.
this is the reason you will never have an Asian wife, or any wife in general, you racist sperglord.

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>>38784717
>feel western relationships are generally become more shallow and temporary.

Please actually meet some asian women. They're just as bad as western women and worse in some respects. Follow mishima and just go gay.

>I also am a lot more traditional and simple, and feel western relationships are generally become more shallow and temporary.

lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpZbu7J7UL4

>>38784562
Is this a bait thread? Sorry I'm a bit high.

>>38784562
Don't. As someone who regularly disappoint women in long term relationships: DO. NOT. SEND.

>>38784583
No it's not bait.

>>38784606
I don't care I just want to stop feeling bad.

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>>38784561
>grandnana found the rectum rocket

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>>38784561

>gamgam found the nigger nuggets

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>Daddy McLongDong found the intercontinental poop thermos

>>38784540
this hasn't gotten old or anything

>>38784558
shut the fuck up, OC is rare around here

keep it up rapping Tomoko

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>>38784540
>tfw r9k has fallen so far that this is the best new meme to come out in ages

>>38784472
good for him, i'm glad the owners finally decided to put him down

>>38784472
Unironically want it to go well for him. I want to see boogie at 200 pounds

>>38784472
How is that cuck our guy?

Unlike us he was blessed with luck but managed to fuck it all up and marry a gold digger

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That's your cue to grfo of this board and do something more productive with your life.

>tfw started speaking in memes irl
>I literally say "implying" out loud

>>38784988
accidentally did this recently, no one understood what i was talking about.

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>>38784466
No one can love this fucking hamplanet. Can you imagine the stench from the sweat and dead skin trapped in his fucking elephant folds?

There's no fucking way she's with him for anything but money. She probably feeds him cake every fucking day, praying for his inevitable heart attack.

>>38784466
>Boogie2988

why do people unironically like this guy?

Besides the hours i spend at my job i am a shut in. I cannot motivate myself to interact with people because doing so is unbearably uncomfortable. I can't even make eye contact with people and pull away from all attempts at communication. I can't even maintain online friendships without becoming worn out and retreating again. I can't handle it. So I am alone. And it makes me sad and I feel lonely as a result. What is mythical about that?

Female loneliness in the sense that "No one is willing to have sex with me" doesn't exist, but females can be lonely.

>>38784563
>abloobloo I've rebuffed ever display of compassion the world has given me to actively pursue loneliness
>now I can finally whine on the internet about being alone with people who never had a shot in the first place
What do you know, proof that females can't unwillingly be lonely.
>"No one is willing to have sex with me" doesn't exist, but females can be lonely.
Make sure to use a long rope.
Hang yourself.

>>38784563
That's pretty much how I feel the other day I talked to a girl but ghosted her because we had too much in common idk why

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>>38784422
I'll explain it for your dumb ass.
The original is 'the virgin walk' which preys upon the anxieties of losers that somebody can infer their virginity from the way that they behave in public.
The chad image is a parody of the because the Chad does the opposite of the virgin, showcasing how ridiculous it is.
This meme was then quickly run into the ground and will hopefully be forgotten about in a week or two.

>>38784422
You're not supposed to tell if it's satire or not.

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>>38784422
>water temp at max heat to simulate the physical warmth he will never experience

Is that Steve o?

/fit/itzen chad here, just posting here to see if I'm banned on this site.

I think this thread will do

HIGH TEST

Thanks, really appreciate beta bros

Have a nice day :-)

>>38784412
Y E A I S M E L L G O O D
I S T H A T Y O U R B O Y ' S C O L O G N E

>>38784372
Go normie hunting

>>38784372
Cry some more and then maybe kill yourself.

Stop being a faggot.
You get what you deserve.

>>38784279
I already missed out on it. I will never be a teenager again

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>>38784370
I cant seem to let it go

A teenagers love is stupid and shallow.

>>38784259
>that's right, I'm GAY and VEGAN
be my gay vegan bf

ok thread is done now

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Would you be okay with your bf eating meat tho?