Porn thread robots
>>38623720
Porn 2
THIS ASS BELONGS TO A MAN
>this will never happen to you
>>38623720
Kys nigger, fuck the hands that made this thread
I'm 24 years old and my first girlfriend just broke up with me. I'm a 10/10 aesthetic wise and we'd been dating a few months. She wrote this list of reasons why she didn't want to be with me. And to top it all off she cheated on my with a 3/10 looking refugee
In English
Doesnt have an open mind for new ideas
No gentleman
Too healthy lifestyle
Too much focused on himself and hygiene
Doesnt see serious situatione as something serious
Secretive about parents and his phone
Never says "sorry"
Doesnt listen well, and doesnt understand the essence of text messages sent to him
Always gives commentary on everything
Sugarcoats a lot
No future perspective
Isnt a critic on himself/ doesnt reflect
Doesnt know how to spend money
His own opinion is most important to him
Not pleasant to eat together on a table with, eats very fast
>>38623654
She is a waste of your time French chad anon. She must be a turbo feminist sjw/ roastie, forget her.
Assuming this is all true, did you learn that women are shit?
>too healthy lifestyle
>too focused on himself and hygiene
Confusedblackman.jpg
Good riddance OP. She wasn't worth it.
Is (((social media))) and apps like tinder the reason romance and dating is mostly dead?
It seems like everyone is just looking for hook ups these days.
Nobody wants any long term relationships, nobody wants to marry, nobody wants to have kids, just sex
It's a big world buddy, don't let your experiences skew your perceptions.
There's 7 billion people on the planet, there are still billions who care about love and want to date normally
>>38623640
>nobody wants to marry
>nobody wants to have kids
that's largely a result of the job market, social media and tinder are merely side effects of it. Japan has the same problem and they don't use tinder nearly as much as the western world but stuff like love hotels popped up much earlier in history. When jobs take over your life and the blunt of your early 20s to late 30s is pouring yourself into your occupation, you don't have time for romance and date nights. So you just hook up at a love hotel.
Meanwhile, notions of romance are still strong in latin american countries. You would be hard pressed to find a wife in mexico if you didn't date her a bunch, meet her family, etc. etc. Because the work culture is different there, society wants guys to be family men instead of some benefit to society. I mean one of the most followed hispanic Instagram models is married. That wouldn't be the case in any other region.
>>38623794
No it's that people are aware of the benefits and the relaxation of not having kids.
how many of you robots have parents that want to infantalize you and hold you back from the world? i blame 99% of my autism on them, i am finally trying to get out
>>38623630
Did they infantilize you and turn you into an autist or did they infantilize you because you were an autist?
>>38623630
I try not to blame my shortcomings on others, but having a mother who smothers you with love 24/7 does contribute to my mental state in some way.
>not allowed to socialize with people growing up
>not allowed to use public transportation by myself, have to be driven by parent
>no allowance etc.
>reach age 18
>"wtf anon why don't you have a job god you're useless"
Well no shit
Is it gay if you receive anal sex from a man just one time?
I really want to do it, but I don't want to be gay. I was thinking if I just do it one time it will be enough to satisfy me, but not enough to make me gay. Does anyone have any first time gay experiences that might help convince me?
>>38623629
jesus, what a nice looking gal. would like to have a turn after that black stud is done with her.
>>38623629
Google the definition of gay you stupid faggot if you really need to know. Nobody cares if you're gay or not, it's two thousand fucking seventeen.
>>38623629
If you want to do it, regardless of number of times you want to engage in the practice, you're already gay. Hence, you don't need any convincing. You're gay, deal with it. Presumably the best way for a gay to deal with his gayness is to engage in gay sex.
You can only post in this thread if you ever scratched your balls with velcro
>>38623520
I just went a found some velco and scratched my nutsack with just so I could post this.
>>38624489
And how did it feel, brother?
>>38623520
cool finally a thread for me!
Since we're no longer allowed to post pictures of ourselves, let's post famous people and characters whom we've been told we resemble.
i look exactly like him,
arent i lucky
>>38623515
No excuses, etc. etc.
>>38623489
Recently heard I look like Ryan Gosling (lol) so I told her she's blind af. I pretty much look like this guy:
guys??? i got fucking jury duty tomorrow. what the fuckk do i do??? what do i wear?
>>38623468
I wish I had jury duty desu
Dress pants/khakis, shoes, shirt with a collar. Bring something to read. They dont allow electronic devices inside.
>>38623468
Nice looking clothes, nothing too fancy. You just sit there and listen to some guy say how he didn't do anything and then listen to some other fucker say that he did something and you and the rest of the dury have to decide if the guy being accused deserves to go to jail
Do internet bills include a list of all the websites that were accessed through your router? And if so do they include specific web pages and search terms?
>>38623419
>Do internet bills include a list of all the websites that were accessed through your router? And if so do they include specific web pages and search terms?
Yes to both of those, why do you ask?
Yup. How fucked are you?
>>38623419
Are you literally actually retarded?
Post a youtube video you keep coming back to occasionally
I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZXX1AB63XQ
Pic unrelated
>>38623412
I fucking hate this faggot so fucking much.
>>38623647
Dan? Yeah, his political opinions are retarded but I have watched him for so long and still find his older videos good
>>38623412
Unironically this one every so often. I crave videos and articles where someone just says basic truth instead of parroting propaganda nonsense. I'm so fucking tired of being inundated with lies from literally everyone at literally all hours. It's like a breath of fresh air for someone to just say "No, that's false."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Lmmy2jfeo
Bonus:
https://dothemath.ucsd.edu/2011/10/why-not-space/
In this vein, James Howard Kunstler and Michael Greer are also great to listen to and read. They seem to be two of the few men on this delusional planet that realize we're not going to conquer the galaxy in 20 years.
How do you cope with having no friends at all.
>>38623362
My life has never been originallyyyty better.
By not caring.
..mnkl.j
just block it out,
dont think about it.
>tfw asian male with a redhead fetish
>tfw no firebush to smother my face at the end of a long day
These feels are unbearable at times.
>>38623217
you mean indian or what.
>>38623217
chink and same, I have a thing for redheads. Looked in a mirror and decided the only way I was going to get women to like me in North America is to lift like a motherfucker. Start lifting and fixing your diet. If that isn't enough start taking HGH, roids, anything. I'm thinking of getting my foundations down and then doing that in a year or two. You can do it, anon.
Also a chink, used to have a thing for redheads but lately I've been more into blondes. Might as well try and get /fit/ too because right now I'm basically a chubby rodge.
You know the drill:
Post a Haiku about your life.
>2 Liters of Dew
>Watching iCarly reruns
>Cry myself to sleep
>>38623179
>I want to fuck Sam
>And lick her vanilla ass
>Why can't I meet Sam
>>38623418
>Sam
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, wow
pls no more icarly references
>0.5 of free-based cocaine
>Drying while I sleep
>Tomorrow will be lit
Guys get on there's cute fembots and some femboys on here aswell
tags : r9k r9komegle robot9001 omegler9k
>>38623153
post the fembots otherwise you're a lying faggot
>>38623153
>>>soc
4chan moderators, please remove this thread
>>38623373
report and fucking sage it goon
Post your political ideology and I'll insult you. Feel free to be as edgy as possible.
Economic right without the white supremacy part and social left without the identity politics cuckery part.
>>38623128
Divine monarchy where the king is a literal god who we depend on to make the flood plains silt up!
Capitalist with a liberal flavor