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>>38098102
>It feels like I'm stuck in the past
Gotta get back. Back to the past.

>>38098102
it's 6:30 you fucking retard

>>38098131
>everyone lives in your time zone
Americans.

And OP, seeing as how time is relative, you might be.

You're the faggot, faggot. kys

>>38098090
No need to be rude,sir. Maybe you should read a book on manners and geting sexual intercourse.

>>38098069
even if u do read in ur spare time, unless it comes off as natural and you do it for enjoyment, it's equally or if not even more pathetic than not reading at all

Their sauce isn't very good. IMO dominos is the best big pizza chain. Ever since they changed their shit a few years ago, they went from shit tier to really good pizza

>>38098065
>Is Papa Johns the best chain pizza?
Dominos is the best in my opinion

But that fucking garlic sauce is amazing
I get a bunch of papa John's garlic sauce and pour on my dominos pizzas

Op, honey.. your thread belongs on >>>/ck/

I wake up with sweaty legs after having a dream where I'm running away from something

I have had 2 sweat attacks a while back

It is the worst feeling ever, everything is wet, cold and sticky. Its like you just walked through the rain but all the fucking water is coming from your body.

its disgusting and you have to shower before going back to bed to have the same thing happen again 1 hour later.

>>38097996
Probably this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_sweats

>>38097942
>who /fruitcake/ itt
Me
bf now pls

>>38097952
bf machine broke

>Tfw no Bf season 4
ikuzo was fucking robbed

I spent the whole day with her and just got done talking to her. I love my mama.

It's my dad I don't talk to.

only if she talks to me

My mother makes me feel uncomfortable for some reason. I don't have any great difficulty speaking to her though.
I think partly maybe it is because she is a vegetarian and cooks awful food so I didn't get to feel that bond like I did to my grandmother (on my father's side) who is now dead

>>38097863
I don't know what you're talking about, even most professionals suck at giving blowies while most men can make a woman orgasm with their tongue

>>38097863
>girls have to focus on giving good blowjobs
>guys don't have to worry about eating a girl out well
Says who?

>>38097863
You don't that's thotshit.
Worry about not being in debt and living below ur means.
Also about being a virtuous person.

I want to live in a world where we harvest Peterson's sperm and impregnate thousands of women.

What's wrong with Jordan Peterson? It is because he spreads redpills?

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oy vey goy whatdyamean 'snake oil salesman'?

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Bit of a looker, she is.

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Oh my...

https://www.instagram.com/jaqqulinelawrie/

she may have an ugly face but she sure has some nice tits

>>38097736
>matched girl
>chatted for a week on sc
>met up
>she was disappointing in the looks department
>the shallow person I was took it as a huge deal-breaker
She has mental issues so I guess I still dodged a bullet

had way better success with bumble than with tinder

>>38097771
If she is ugly why match with her? I'm sure I could of had 40 matches by now if I wasn't so picky

Ban Religion
Kill all jews and muslims
Kill niggers

>>38097689
Hitler would be proud.

I would be paid enough money for comfortable living and good food until my death. Do not care about the other two.

>>38097689
We're witnessing an unholy child of /r/thedonald and /r/atheism. Tipping intensifies.

4chan is definitely not going to last forever, /pol/ and the various retarded internet dramas have given it a boost lately but that will go eventually.

>>38097695
but... he said /r9k/. We need the 4chan media attention to die for us

>>38097657
> Tfw when gonna likely have both
> Still empty inside

It's weird feel bros

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>>38097646
Congrats OP, you lost your virginity, and caught dream AIDS

>>38097646
Maybe thrusting your dick into your mattress repeatedly caused some irritation

>>38097646
OP, do you have psoriasis? I got some on my balls, nothing bad, clears up easy with lotion, I pretty much have a excuse to fap with lotion because of it

So, how was everyone's day today? I had Stacy over for lunch with Carol and Mike and it was quite pleasant

>>38097644
I do say, I find those repeating numbers at the end of your post to be quite interesting. Checked, dear sir

>>38097665
I appreciate your kind words, friend

>>38097589
What?
Why did things change and why did it have to end?
Context matters fuckboi

>>38097622
International project. Got lucky and got in. Stayed with other countries for a week and made lots of friends but had to return once it was over

>>38097627
>>38097589
now that you know you're capable of doing it, the next time will be easier. focus on making small, concrete changes. big changes in small steps; keep in contact with the people you met.