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>>37430162
You could've become Gladion desu.

Where abouts in Europe OP?

I'm guessing either Latvia or Finland.

>>37430246
In Czech republic

>the guy in the middle has a 2yo baby and a loving gf (rumors are they are about to get married)
>the guy on the right has a job and a car and lives with his gf as well

>>37430141
BEst fetish is probably fat or deformed girls desu.

>>37430141
>10/10 girl otherwise
> Ugly feet
> Naked ugly feet on streets

>>37430141
i just dont care about feet honestly. i dont get the fetish.

what am i gonna do put my dick on them? play with her toes?

i just cant get off

not today
but guy is whistling at beach public bathrooms
I say "shut up" while i'm dumping
I'm washing my hands and he comes up to me
"did u say shut up?"
"ya"
He has this skateboard thing, he's like "i'll shove this up your ass"
walk back to my car
pick up my two biggest wrenches
he does this thing with his back turned where he like slides the board out from under him and has his hand on the ground off balance
smack him in the back of the head with a wrench
just start beating the shit out of him with wrenches
people are filming it
they come over and take my wrenches
the guy proceeds to chase me around the people on the skateboard till the cops come
get put in cop car
cont bump

>>37430852
he says he didn't say it
I point to the bathroom cleaners "did u hear him say it?"
the cop's like "but could he really shove the board up your ass?"
they let me go, I get my wrenches and leave

not today
at brewer's game with 3 dudes
they're fucked up on alc and weed but i'm sober
yelling funny shit the whole game
during intermission i'm climbing on this railing
one of two guys comes up to me, bothering me
I say something to the bothering guys and one of them attacks me
I don't fight back because he's huge
he and his probable dad leave
i'm wondering wtf happened my friends didn't stick up for me
later on, outside I pick up some plant spores on a stem "the more you smell them, the more u are intrigued"
had premonition big friend who didn't stick up for me is going to die young
fast forward years and we're not friends cuz he tried to get me stuck in a mental institution because I said he made me want to die by his arguing with this bitch while I was driving them home
he killed himself a few years ago

>>37429952
Just do it. Especially since it looks like you have at least some motivation to achieve something in life compared to other guys on here.

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>>37429952
Do it faggot. But beware it can be a waste ov time and money.

>>37429952
No, if it bothers you THAT much then hit community college night classes first where you'll be with students older than you.

>>37429913
Used to have pretty bad acne...went on accutane and it's pretty much all gone..I only have scars and red marks but in my opinion that's better than having cysts all over your face

>>37429913
Wow that looks sore.
I've had bad acne for years, but never cystic acne. Its been so bad both sides of my face have been badly scarred, its fucked up my confidence and made me incredibly shy around those I don't know.

I was on Tetryasal the antibiotc for three months to clear up my acne, it cleared my skin but my acne came back. I'ts gradually getting better but when my skin clears I get more spots and the vicious cycle keeps on repeating.

That's an ileoostomy you fuck

>>37429813
my beloved thing is my pokemon fidget spinner call of duty mw3 minecraft porn collection

my longboard and the 70' Mercury cyclone i inherited from my dad.
t. califag

>>37429813
As strange as it sounds, my backpack. I've been using the same one ever since I was 16 (I'm 25 now), and from 10-16, I used another backpack that was exactly the same brand.

Even though I'm a grown ass man, I still take it with me anytime I leave the house. I feel really strange any time I have to leave the house without my backpack slung over my shoulders. I've sewn it up where it ripped once, and one of the straps snapped so I fixed it, and I guess I've just become very attached to it over the years.

bump for the hero Rodger, RIP ;(

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>>37430021
You remind me of my friend who loves murderers. She uses that emoticon a lot too. ;(

>>37429771
>about to leak

We already got our leaks I thought, besides the stuff ACS has, but he decided to make us wait longer and who knows how long that's going to be...

>>37429676
It's not as special though. If she had tons of "practice" cock in her life, what makes you think you won't just be another one?

Also higher chance of STDs.

Yeah, I don't give a shit as long as she doesn't cheat on me.

I kinda like the idea of a woman taking the reins...

>>37429676

I agree with everything you said and to add on I'll say that a woman gets better with a more diverse sexual history as well. I figure if she's slept with some black guys, for example, then she'll understand more about satisfying you when you're in the mood to be more dominant. I would say that I'd need a woman to have slept with AT LEAST one man of every other race for me to want to be in a relationship with her.

Buy bleach and drink it.

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>>37429652

IF you have money to spare, please pay for advertising on r9k and put this up.

Buy anime and video games
Buy a prostitute
If you're depressed, buy a shotgun and kill yourself
If you wanna go on a killing spree, buy several weapons
Buy a nice mattress
Buy cereal
Buy some drugs

There are so many possibilities, you just made this thread to show off.

>>37429610
Cause she was probably paid?

>>37429610

Women in porn are all sluts. That's your answer. They go there to get treated in a certain way since they have no access to men who would do those things to them.

>>37429610

Hyper-sexual girl, probably borderline, with a meth addiction and daddy issues.

>>37429396
No appreciation, but I have a small dick so I usually watch porn that has small dicks in it.

I'm a grower who has a 2" flaccid. My ex loved playing with us and seeing/feeling it grow. She described it as a sea cucumber

nice try dicklett

Never.

When he dies and his corpse rots.

Because they are morons.

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>>37429117
You know, I just plain hate Barneyfags

Well if you're in jail and you fuck a weaker man's ass it can be more manly than gay. Can't think of any other situation.

>>37429032
Someone bought you that?

>>37429032
You're welcome. Although, I'm not poor and I resent that comment but you're welcome nonetheless

>>37429032
>poo
Lost the life game huh

I still browse it but I post far less frequently and most of it is relaxed casualposting. If I'm going to stop going on /pol/ I might as well stop 4chan completely, and I want to do that but it's hard.

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Fuck off back to tumblr. R9K is rightful /pol/ clay.

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>>37428948
I browse frequently because of how easy to bait it is/how retarded they all are.

I'll show you. Go to pol and look for this picture.

>>37428941
Memorise pumped up kicks in German and wrote that down

Normally I'd recommend for you to at least try to cheat your way through but seeing as how you saved a thumbnail I doubt you're smart enough for that. Just write a few copypastas or something

>>37428941
let's practice german then, I had one this morning

wie geht's?