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My girlfriend refuses to get fit, that's why.

Sure, she talks about wanting to lose weight and get that ass she's always wanted but when it comes to diet and exercise, she half-asses it for a while and gives up.

>>34746875
I can see this girl screaming REEEEE NORMIES GET OUT. So I would date her, no doubt.

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>>34746875
Because I don't have any gf, normalfag.

I don't have anyone to get a gift even if I wanted too.

Now, get off my board REEEEEEE

>>34746773
You can always just send it to a crush.

>>34746752
I'm gonna make her red dyed heart shaped red velvet pancakes with cream cheese icing and strawberries

>>34746704
Myself but 5'0". That way I'll still look good on the pic and once they arrive at the date it's too late for them to run.

So, become more attractive, or 2 inches taller? fuck.

I would like to be shorter, so 5'0'' is good, imho. And it would also mean I don't need to by big shoes.

>>34746669

unless you're using a 500$+ camera with perfect angles and lighting, you will look 100% worse than in real life.

There's a reason instagram cunts spend 2 hours with 300+ photos to find that perfect selfie pic.

dont worry bro men dont have to look good its all in how you carry yourself

>look in mirror
>i am not that fat
>get on scale
>kill me

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pre social media internet and the 00s

>>34746662
The weather, the cold, comfy dark mornings remind me of that one time i went camping, the bright spring sun with a cool breeze reminds me of going to the park when i was young

What a pathetic life eh? All I've got to get "high" off are feelings of nostalgia. My life is bland except for a second or two of wind, wew

>>34746662
sure.
My life before my mom died.
That was when I was the most happy, and I actually had a real future.
>mom set up a trust fund to help us through college
>took personal interest in my education, to make sure I was a straight A student
When she died, everything objectively got worse.

>>34746622
sell your body
create something people want/that will sell
get discovered

>>34746688
Any specifics? Origami

>>34746622
Want a job? Factories and Plants are scrambling for workers almost constantly, try a couple in your area.

Id stick with the food industry if i was you tho

when you do find one they'll talk to you for a week or two then stop responding. happens every time.

I'm right here, originally.

in between the time you sleep and wake up

I want a cute bear or average guy to love but I am afraid of physical intimacy.

>>34746402
I want a slim, cute gf to hug but I am a big bear and only men like me

>>34746452
I'm a petite girl. Big men scare me but you probably give warm hugs.

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>>34746391

Because the majority of people here are useless, beta nu-male leftist cuckolds who are feminised and weak and their outlook on life revolves around females and blaming all their problems on things without confronting the reality that they're trapped in a prison of their own minds and are unwilling to break free from it and learn to focus on them and better themselves; stuck in a spiral of self-loathing and despair and a disenfranchisement towards society and the regression of the male-female dynamics in western civilisation.

The people here are so weak they can't learn to grab life by the pussy. On top of that I'd say a lot of people here are so cognitively dissonant that they refuse to understand (redpill) the nature of women and how terrible women truly are. Women respect masculinity and dominance, they don't want a weak beta male leftist liberal pussy who's okay with niggers and spics flooding his country and is so passive and indecisive that he has no true convictions in his life other than his personality revolving around trying to figure out how to obtain a woman which ultimately revolves around them trying to please women.

Not only that but the majority of young men here are white; which instantly makes them better than 90% of the rest of the world. But they're so indoctrinated by the leftist liberalism dogma of the passed 70 odd years that to their minds learning racial reality is unfathomable to the point they'd never want to protect and preserve and safeguard their race, nation, culture, heritage and history along with their women and children of their nation and race.

People get the suffering they deserve. I'm just a tourist. I just come here to laugh because this is one of the saddest and most pathetic places on the entire internet

>>34746488
exactly what this thirteen year old said, he knows whats up

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>>34746488
> muh edddddgy nazi

>>34746336
>>have to eat them all

Shoot yourself

>>34746352

wow, another fucking normie scum. get the fuck out if you aren't going to sympathize

>>34746390
>hurrr durrrrr it's totes not my fault guize :)

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>>34746286
A 12ga maybe anon? That looks like the only way for me at least.

>>34746286
takes about a year. depending on how serious it was

>>34746286
WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING DREAMS OF HER AFTER 6 YEARS?

>>34746262
Why would a friend care if you were ugly? How do you look like?

>>34746262
you stopped talking right after exchanging photos? if it was a guy, why would looks matter?

>>34746262
post what you sent them fuckbuoy

>>34746252
Their purpose is to be one of those gay tranny trap things.

>>34746252
Making others look good in comparison
If everyone was tall and manly, no one would be tall and manly

>>34746263
what if the guy is not gay

>>34746272
that's sad

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>>34746226

Atheism's just as subhuman low IQ retarded as fervently subscribing to a religion.

Humans don't know that there is an omniscient, omnipotent deity. For all of human history humanity has worshipped well over 5,000 variations of deities and each congregation of tribe or people are autistic enough to say there one's the right now for some vague reason.

But at the same time saying that you, a hairless primate who can't even find his car keys on a bad day let alone understand the mysteries of the universe and leave your own god damn planet, know for certain with your infinite wisdom that there is no such omniscient deity pulling the strings of infinite dimensions beyond your comprehension. To say that you comprehend that there is no "God" and you're certain of such thing is just as arrogant as a religious person saying they know there is. For fuck sake we could be in a virtual reality run by aliens for all we know. We barely know everything about our own Earth let alone what else exists in the universe or beyond it.

So both sides are absolutely dumb fuck retarded. You can't confirm nor deny it. You can just have the most rational and objective stance which is "I don't know." Because there's not a single human on Earth who does know for a fact it's one way or the other. There's only retards.

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Anti-robot in what sense? It's the rejection of one of the most normie things.

>>34746359
Atheism literally allowes normies to do whatever they want, because there is no higher force to judge them.

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>>34746199
Not /stutter/, but still /impediment/

>>34746199
I'd love to fuck your butt while you stutter like the little beta you are

Who /twitchesandtics/ here?