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Hello robots,
let's make another comfy cez club thread

Play online
>https://lichess.org/
Create a gameboard
>http://www.jinchess.com/chessboard/composer/
Engine copy legends playstyle
>https://chess-db.com/public/play/chess.jsp

Learning tricks :
Deliver mates
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnXIlR_wqQI&list=PLa1xSP7N6PseDnOYF5niNMdGLtBXvp-wn
Modern Chess Philosophy
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLrNC9Rskww&list=PLW-ubDuosu7UKDXI6KF7XIMdzaStaVEIL
Play like a madman
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM439P9va8I&list=PL55B2E0491289D108
Shield of Aegis
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX4A6TgcaMM&list=PL8gqV9r--YyD9m0zCkWbHNWgr1jvCVgTZ
Good 'ol cez
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5VbOycHgT0&list=PLB09FCB319AB73C51
Games of GM that i'd think would fit you guys : Aaron Nimzowitsch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BNY6SI0ELQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fbhs6CaNFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwSLHqVAqUE&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IxjEm6PBFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZWFsyfHzJE
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bump
it's the only game guys like us would play
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>>38475433
I have trouble beating the level 1 computer on chess.com. I have gotten better, but still get BTFO frequently. It's frustrating. How to get better?
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>>38475674
have you watched OP chess vids anon?
learning top games helps your understanding of some position

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Texas thread, post anything regarding the lone star state and its sweltering heat.
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>>38466639
Has whataburger gone downhill?
I had a double burger not long ago, and I was honestly disappointed. Shouldve sticked with the patty melt.
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>>38466666
I had a honey butter chicken biscuit for the first time the other day, it was wonderful. Don't care much for their burgers though.
Nice digits, by the way.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT47Ysl-2Ew

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shit that needs to GO
>britfeel
>letter threads
>fembot related anything
>discord threads
>normie threads
I'm beginning to hate this board
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>>38465750
You forgot

>trap threads
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>>38465764
He didn't forget shit those are good

>>38465750
I agree with you op
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>>38465750
Also:
>racebait/cuckold threads
>leftypol/neocommie threads
>/soc/ tier normal fag shit
>dude weed lmao/junkie threads

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>just make two loops brah, tying your shoes is so easy
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>>38463725
Of all the regular threads on this board, these confuse me the most.
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>needing shoelaces when velcro exists
enjoy your inefficiency
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>>38463761
>needing velcro when shoelaces exist
enjoy your virginity

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I'm so lonely i just want some one to talk to i'm in a point that i don't need a gf idc i just one a human being to talk to i'm not asking for the impossible right
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>>38463459
What do you want to talk about anon? Everyone is lonely at some point
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>>38463689
anything absolutely anything
i just want to talk and to be friends with people
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>>38463459
I've got a discord server, if you want it. It's run by kids but they're surprisingly mature except for one.

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Two in a row edition
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i hope you like my new drawing lads, pepe is a spaceman exploring the universe
his problems dont seem so big from all the way up there
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>>38429457
You're a few months out there lad.
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>>38429520
Time, time, time, see what's become of me

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I NEED WEED
I WANT TO GET HIGH RIGHT FUCKING NOW
RRRRRREEEEEEEEE
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>>38423988

So go to a corner weed store, and buy some.

If you care about it, you did move to a state where it's legal, right?
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>>38423988
Dude weed lamo
>original post
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Going to get weed rn you want some senpai?

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why did men invent vibrators and dildos? now we have to compete with them to get laid. they make us obsolete as sex objects for women
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>>38418976
Why did god invent hands? Now we have to compete with a hand and it makes us women obsolete as sex objects for men.
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>>38418976
To hit our prostates when we don't have a hot top to visciously pound our boi holes
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nature already made men obsolete

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> be me
>want to transition
>was going to try my best at being kawaii
>was going to get a qt robot bf
>realize life is even harder for black women
give up
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DO IT FAGGOT
TRANSITION AND GET YOUR ROBOT BF
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>>38410926
be the gf you want to see in the world
-ghandi
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>>38411057
pro tip
say hi to Gandhi
Gand Hi
Gandhi

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>tfw too stupid to play fighting games
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>>38566746
just actually learn the controls of smash bros and then impress all the normies
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>>38566788
>smash bros
i'm talking about fighting games
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Iktf I always get rocked without fail

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I never really cared deeply about my friends in the same selfless way that I care for my siblings.

But TV seems to imply that people have these super close friendships were they actually care for each other?

Maybe it's just that we weren't really close? Maybe it's because they were just school friends?

Tell me the truth, /r9k/, do you have friends that are like siblings? Or is TV lying to me?
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There are say, one or two I care about and trust, and I believe closeness doesn't mean trust. If the rest that probably aren't true stopped wanting to be friends with me, I won't really be affected.
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>>38566395
About 2/3 friends like that
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>>38566395
No i dont trust them 100%, simply because ive been betrayed by too many friends

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How do you make friends with people on discord? I can talk to people pretty casually in real life but people online are like puzzles. Added a couple people but convos just go nowhere.
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>>38566174
That's the opposite for me. Online, I can talktype for over half an hour with people at least. But in real life, I'd be lucky to talk with someone for longer than 3 minutes. Gotta find mutual interests and extend on that.
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>>38566174
helo i will be fren
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>>38566174
How do you find people to add?
What hoops do I jump through to get to add someone on discord?

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>have weird obsession with mastering or perfecting everything I do
>get on Overwatch to spend the nth day in a row exploring the maps by myself, convincing myself it is somehow a beneficial thing to do
>go on YouTube to find some music to listen to while I go through the maps
>see a stream for "Overwatch World Cup"
>people play this fucking game professionally
>the thin veil of delusion is lifted as I realize my autistic map surveying will do nothing
>feel like some guy who brought floaties, flippers, and the best sunscreen money can buy, and has measured the surface density and volume of the pool as preparation for a swimming race against Michael Phelps (none of it matters)
>I wish I could just do anything and function normally without caring what other people are doing and how successful they are doing it
>Oh, and fuck "eSports" and streamers
>I can't stand the thought of this shit making people rich when it has made me miserable and a social recluse
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YES I LIKE *bark*
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>>38566162

well the "top players" usually are autistic robots just like us
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>>38566238
I don't know about that. Whenever I catch a glimpse of competitive players, they all seem like normies.

>tfw there are attractive roasties who are Master or GM-tier that even successfully charge lonely people to play with them

^This, this gets to me.

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if your sister and your girlfriend were in a burning building and you could only save juan, who would you save?
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I'd save Juan, whoever that is.
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>someone actually sat down and spent time creating that image
Hmmmmmm
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Blood is thicker than semen

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Should being a KHV qualify someone for disability money?
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>>38565963
Yes absolutely. Being deprived of sex is the same as being deprived of food or water. We should either get subsidies towards plastic surgery or a government provided gf.
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>>38566014
maslow's hierarchy is very old
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nice try kid...

heh heh heh...

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