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>>35653264
Major depression is a bitch.

idk if its depression but on the weekend just being around the house can just drive me crazy and ill feel so damn empty and want to find something meaningful to do before the week starts again

does it bother anyone that nearly every way of dieing sucks? i mean seriously why do people even have kids? it disgusts me to think of my parents fucking. the deal with suicide though is how you can fail at it like if you used a gun you might end up paralyzed. and even if you wanna not exist killing yourself is actually hard to convince yourself to do. i mean i dont wanna kill myself or anything but at the same time i dont wanna go senile one day or die from a disease.

how does one get over the fear of failing at suicide and not caring what their family will think? after my grandpa died when i was 10 i had trouble dealing with that but now if anyone in my family died i dont think it would really even affect me much at all and im not being edgy

i dont wanna die or anything but at the same time does this bother anyone how most deaths are brutal?

Depression is a better feeling than apathy.

I guess... who cares.

>>35653173
Some day, you will be old, and your memory will be failing.

Than you can play all the games for the first time again.

tfw, I've never played it, do you strongly recommend it?

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>>35653173
>be me
>never played it for some reason despite hearing that its better than every other game in the series.
Jealous you fags? I think I'll play it tonight.

You have more life experience than I do, since I'm only 25. But, I fight the pain by escaping reality. When I was unemployed and a part time student, I spent my free time playing video games and casually enjoying alcohol. Now that I'm working 6 days a week, and my time is limited, I escape reality by drinking alcohol until I pass out. It works, I guess. Admittedly, there are times where it numbs the feels, but, then, there's times where I get caught in the web of memories of a oneitis from a previous life and I search for answers at the bottom of the bottle.

if you have a job you will probably be too busy feeling like shit

>>35653106
Been there m8. Eventually the alcohol stops being an escape route and reality hits you like a sack of shit no matter how much you drink.

Just think about neglecting your life because you still have one saving grace then having the saving grace pulled from beneath you without any warning, leaving you floating in the mess you created.

It's disgusting. The only one I have ever seen that wasn't completely atrocious was one of my colleagues actually, she's a tall and beautiful redhead and she has a small, thin, and shiny one. You can almost barely see it and it refracts light in a way that goes well with her skin and hair color, quite tasteful really

It adds a +1 to every woman

To look like farm animals.

>>35652956
If dubs I run away to NYC with nothing

>>35652956
Develop a granny milf/cougar fetish and start banging those rascal bound hotties

>>35652956
Fly away Anon
Fly away and never look back

If I didn't live with my parents, I would just start roleplaying as someone else entirely. Just because I hate being me so much. I would love to just make my whole life a complete fabrication.

i dont know why but i happen to smile a lot and make a joke every chance but i think about dieing everytime i go to bed

>>35652950
I just don't open up or offer any personal interests or comments more elaborate than 'that's nice'.
Seems to work.
I'm so fucking lonely.

>>35652842
It's like having a black belt in anal.

>>35652842
It means they give good blow jobs.

Tiny shock collar Chad makes them wear.

>>35652816
should have gotten on fin asap buddy boyo. it doesn't look too late now to start fin and just save up for a hair transplant to fill in the rest.

for now try growing your hair longer and running the best cover up game u can. don't listen to what anyone says, hair>>bald.

or u can shave it off and get a hair piece

make it buzzed and form a slavic identity

>>35652816
How old are you?

originalecommento

>>35652798
I hope you get wall checked by your DS you POG

>>35652843
T-thank you, senpai.

#3

>>35652798
LOL you're not going to change for shit, you're going to be the same asshole but be able to do a few more pushups

>>35652789
Did she leave a note for you anywhere?

Maybe she's off to start a new life.

Why is this a problem for you specifically? Like, what beyond the minor concern

>>35652815
>Mother has been gang raped by niggers
>Minor concern

Stay classy

>>35652770

This is far too long to read, and I have plenty of friends thanks.

>you are unlikable because you ARE unlikable. If you don't like that about yourself then change it or you can continue having this cute little rebellion against "normies"

>you can still be a robot and function/have an active social life it's called being a cyborg

>it's ok if you're not social but you have no right to mistreat others or even think of them as lesser simply because you don't participate in normie banter

>you are probably pretty intelligent but you waste it with other retards on this board

You don't need to put a space after every line you sheen.

>>35652765
maybe 250-500 active posters and 1000+ being lurkers for the memes

>>35652765

7. All males over 40.

>>35652879

Newfags..

We got easily 5000 individual posters here daily. Much more lurkers

do not return to this board, young fool

>>35652723
Arizona isn't too bad mate

>>35652723
What about Florida State? Fairly big but it's pretty easy to get in to and it's warm

>>35652686

Hate faggots. Sleep with men.

>>35652686
>hate women
>fap to women
hippo-crip

>>35652686
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Ciara? Did she break your heart? And now you can't sleep because of it?

Come on, please don't actually be that pathetic. Did something traumatizing really happen to you

>>35652668
What's wrong with that cat's ballsack?

Who's the girl in OP's picture? she looks like Lauren Mayberry.