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I'd pick spagheti, but I live in a tiny apartment and that looks like a pretty big dog. He'd be cooped up in a 400 sqft cell most of the day.

Theodore seems like he could be trained pretty well and small enough he could be okay running around the living room.

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>>35238236
Also, $600 is nice to get started, but you're going to be spending a lot more the first time something goes wrong and you have to take him to the vet. This assumes he's up to date on shots and has had a checkup before you take him home, otherwise that $600 is gone almost before he makes it into your house.

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Tuna and Theodore seem like they require the least hassle. Daniel is alright too.

Also what boards do you browse? Over the years I went to:
/b/
/x/
/r9k/
/mu/
/o/
/pol/
/int/
/fit/

in about this order

also occasionly:
/lit/
/sci/
/g/
/v/
/out/
/biz/
/ck/
/adv/
/qa/
/gif/

Also did any of you expand to others chans? Personally I think 420chan is really good even if you're not into drugs, lainchan used to be fun, and infinity had some good boards

Jesus christ its only ten hours you beta moron

>>35238089
yah but she could be ignoring it.

>ooh what a creeper, I don't want him to get the wrong idea.

play MMOs, find out where the nerdy teenagers hang out, befriend them

if you get to know that someone is 20+ don't even bother with them, they already have an established social circle and you will never be more than a secondary to them

Go to the pub, get drunk, get peoples numbers. That's how I did it. unless you live in an autist country like Sweden.

Why don't you just become some upper middle class robot's gf(male)? They will shower you lots of love.

I'm not a robot. but i love robots personalities because society rejects them and deems them unworthy of love.

I was always like that. in school i'd always want to hang out with the loners because being with the chads and stacies was way too superficial. They pretend going to the football game, getting dinner then partying is fulfilling, but they lie to themselves.

every human is a liar that pretends to like being what they are. but deep down they are scared and empty. when they look within and see what they really are it frightens them.

hevel everything is hevel


its all a show just like the wwf portrays in that picture. happiness itself is merely an act that no person is able to fake before me

blonde 20 something YO F cashier at my local pizza place

made eye contact with me and said "have a nice day" as i strolled out the door with my 3 large cheese pizzas

(all for myself but mentioned to her it was for a "party")

anywho...

Came hard as fug right there in the doorway.

waddled back to the cashier and asked for some napkins

Get off this board, act intuitively but reserved in social situations

>>35237596
what are you like day to day anon?

tell me your routine, and also where you live.

i want to suck on those balls

origainoio

>>35237573
i wonder how much testosterone those things produce

>>35237679
not more than the average balls considering he bloated them with saline solution

>get regular exercise during the day
>21 bmi
>only use bed for jerkin it and sleeping
>dont eat 3 hours before bed
>go to bed before midnight
>regardless, always wake up an hour after going to bed every night
>its either from racing heart or choking
>50/50 chance of getting back to sleep

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>>35237723
im sorry anon

sleep is the only enjoyable thing in life

>>35237467
Is hebephilia a fetish or a disease?

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jacking off to beastiality porn pictures/video
not getting a job

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>>35237467
Gud taste

>Lactation
>Mom dom
>Christmas cake
>Leg worship
>Puppy play
>Vore
>Belly stuffing
>Weightgain
>Monster girls
>Sizefaggotry
>Spanking
>Gentle femdom
>Regular femdom

I didn't think jews were bad people..

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>you thought you were wrong
>turns out you were right

Good feels, man

>>35237349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FNS3RcWU1U

>>35237326
>aryan
>irish

0/10

Acadian indian is a meme

Fuck you retards on this board you don't even know problems and suffering because you never went bald

>>35237278
>has to stay thin
Not even

>>35237257
when I realized that /r9k/ was filled with normalfags that had at least 1 gf

When I was a kid and I realized none of my "friends" wanted to spend time with me

Oh wow I just opened up r9k and that's the first post that comes up.
Thank you based warg.

>>35237203
I've only watched a couple of his videos. What are some of the must watch ones?

>>35237203
just stop blaming ur problems on other people and b urslef

man up

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No. Please enlighten me sir.

>>35237304
From what I remember, Filecabi.net was a video archive. It was like YouTube, but extremely primitive. It had these random videos. Sometimes they would have nudes. Other times, they stole other people's content.