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>anon! Take your shirt off! What are you doing with it on anyways? We are at the beach!
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>>35484599
is this what average women look like? eww
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>>35484627
I agree 3d is absolutely heretical
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>>35484599
>take shirt off
>reveal gyno
>stacies look at me in disgust
>they break out into even stronger laughter
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My parents literally never sleep. What can I do about this? Like 5 am midnight morning during the day they're always in my shit and it's really driving me insane because they're really annoying and it's literally like they don't even sleep.
I was thinking of slipping sleeping pills in their drinks will that work or can they taste it?
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>they're always in my shit
in your shit how?
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>>35484542
Try closing your door and REEEEing them when the get too close. The sleeping pills are also a fabulous idea.
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>>35484667
Walk in my room piss me off ask me questions when I'm depressed stalk me like literally stalk me walking in the same direction following me and every time I try doing something they're right there and my dad always walks around the corner where I am and creepily stares at me and he runs around the house all day making old man noises and they constantly smash and thrash shit loud as fuck and my dad runs up and down the stairs shaking the whole house every time he walks and they never leave me the fuck alone
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>have to wait 3 more hours before I can eat (intermittent fasting)
HELP
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someone respond or im going to binge
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>>35484538
>he fell for the intermittent fasting meme
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>>35484952
don't be a fat fuck anon
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Haha I just got a hug from today! Hugless virginity broken! Take that losers.
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>>35484481
I've had sex before and I am the first one to reply to your lame thread.
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>>35484566
Fuck you. You probably got sex from your mom. That doesn't count faggot so I'm better than you.
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Why do normies try to be black?
When did acting "black" or "ghetto" become cool?
I think it's fucking annoying seeing middle class kids act like they're tough or think they know any struggle when they've had friends, a social life and relationships their whole life.
I thought it was just here because I live in a mainly black area and they just set what's "in" here but it's all over social media with teenage girls shaking their ass to niggers rapping about getting money and fucking ho's.
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>>35484478
early 90's, when snoop dogg and NWA were popular
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>>35484745
I have not listen to rap in years but I still look up snoop dogg to see what crazy hat he is wearing.
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>literal loser joins my discord
>ask who he is lol
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg out
>ban him
talk about autism you experience
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>>35484471
I'll let you ban me as many times as you wish if you would share that Remilia folder
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>>35484471
Why is this stupid shit copy pasta now?
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>>35484471
>literal loser keeps advertising their discord
>reports them and hides the thread
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Normie cringe thread
>be me
>6 years ago
>14 freshman /b/eta faggot
>basically spoke in greentext format
>to be fair I was as cringy as the sea of normies at my school
>browsing 4chan
>saw one of the old "that Loch Ness monster got me again" greentexts
>screenshot and post on Facebook
>cringy, i know
>next thing I know i get flooded with comments asking about the story and saying they didn't get it
>fuckingnormiesreeeeeee.gif
>next day alpha normie supreme walks over to me
"Hey anon why did you call yourself 'anon' in that story?"
>tell him it's short for anonymous and it's what 4chan users call themselves as opposed to their names
>completely ignores explaination and starts callimg me anon from then on
>he was super popular so everyone else started to also
>mfw that became my nickname until i graduated
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>>35484395
That isn't normie cringe. This is.
https://youtu.be/Cb5RD7GcbvY
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>>35484467
OP here. That was some of the gayest shit I've ever seen
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>>35484747
That's why it's called cringe.
>be me
>2010
>7th grade
>going through some tough shit, grades dropping, losing friends, the usual depression stuff
>find out about a site called futureme.org
>you can basically send a email to yourself that gets delivered on whatever you date you want, like a virtual timecapsle
>im feeling pretty confident about the future, i think i'll be able to dig myself out of this hole
>go on about how crappy life is currently but how i have hope about my high school future
>current day
>receive email
>i dropped out of high school junior year
>NEET, living with my parents
>still majorly fucked up in the brain
>begin crying
>mfw
Where have the years gone?
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Hahahahahahaha wow fuck that. Reply to the email and tell your past self he is a retard
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Get GED, lie about having a High-school diploma on resume. Look into trades, or short term training programs. Look into military service.
I believe in you anon-senpai.
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>I typed out a full message to my future self
>It costs money to keep it on the servers
>I just wasted 20 minutes
Fuck you OP
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Does anyone have Satan's contact information? I'd like to speak with him about a contract.
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>>35484290
666 Santa Street
South Pole
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I'm right here lol sup?
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>>35484407
Would you be interested in me trading this soul I stole for not torturing me when I go to hell?
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I USED TO BE A RENEGADE, I USED TO FOOL AROUND
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>>35484238
But I couldn't take the punishment and had to settle down
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Best intro ever
https://youtu.be/M7JVlpm0eRs
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>>35484238
>>35484325
>>35484415
https://plug.dj/r9k
https://plug.dj/r9k
https://plug.dj/r9k
https://plug.dj/r9k
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Why aren't you doing resistance band exercises to get a big ghetto booty, robots?
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Is this actually a way to get a nice, feminine booty? I've successfully avoided the trap meme, but having a nice, juicy butt sure would be nice... you know, just to have... for stuff...
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>>35484225
Why would anyone want to be anything ghetto?
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>>35484277
Yes and a nice booty is a very good thing.
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fat anon progress thread 2017-03-13 02:29:44 Post No.35484218
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write down your progress here
>eating whatever i want
>instead of sitting all day i do dishes, take the dog out and clean around
>now that im actually doing something i don't feel like eating as much
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are you sure you're not a government operative designed to get weebos unfat
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>>35484313
pretty sure.
im a big beefy guy and i lose weight by just moving around more.
also i don't watch anime, i just do art in my free time
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>>35484218
Good good m8, ultimate fitness tip is to start a garden, it takes mild excercise to establish and water it, and produces healthy food as reward.. god bless get fit soon pls
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When will the Chad Genocide happen? 2017-03-13 02:29:24 Post No.35484211
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When will the Chad Genocide happen?
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When will us robots and cyborgs finally unite together as one group and finally remove the power figure that is Chad once and for all? Who else is /Chadgenocide/ with me?
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>>35484211
Need society to collapse first fampai. Might be sooner than you think.
Then we go back to the good old days of crushing Chads skull with a rock, maybe a piece of concrete.
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>>35484211
It's kind of hard to organize right now, we don't know where anyone is
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>>35484251
>Need society to collapse first fampai.
WE CAN WAIT AND WAIT AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN NORMIE SCUM. CHADS WILL BE HIGHER ON THE SOCIAL SCALE AFTER THE APOCALYPSE BECAUSE OF HOW STRONG, ATTRACTIVE, TALL, GOOD SOCIAL SKILLS. THEY WOULD BREED EVER GIRL THEY CAN FIND TO BRING SOCIETY BACK. WE NEED TO STRIKE NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>everyone who wants to join my band is some 35 year old druggie
REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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>>35484192
where are ya from lad
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Literally no band to play with. It's like a ratio of bands and bass players in my city is 1:1 and every band already has a bassist
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>>35484236
Shithole county, Utah.
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Can someone give me a quick rundown on this one? What is her endgame etc.
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>>35484191
Becoming the most efficient fridge
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>>35484191
Is that a real person? Seriously, holy shit, she looks like the cops in disguise in White Chicks. Jesus
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>>35484333
oh boy i lost though
but seriously CGM is gross