You can ask everyone in the world a single binary question (e.g Yes/No answer).
If they give what you deem to be the incorrect answer, they die instantly (they cannot lie).
What would you ask?
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Originally, are you a virgin?
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>>36236844
"Is Rose the cutest girl in the world?"
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"Are you alive?"
Yes gets the death
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>khhv
>still can't bring myself to lower my standards
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>>36236838
just v here
and same.
The thing is my potential worth is much higher than just my worth, as is probably yours
I'm a rough diamond for sure, with problems that are mostly minor issues that could be fixed if I wanted to fix.
With love and support and a regular fulfilling relationship, 4-5 months in the gym is literally all that I'd need and would transform me entirely.
Girls don't like investment, they want instant gratification. And I don't really feel like working out and dressing nice only THEN to get a girlfriend that ONLY hooks up with me because I look good.
most of the girls I match with have real problems, like daddy issues, bloated landwhales, fucked up faces, kids.
Sometimes I get depressed when a landwhale or a stick matches with me and thinks they have a chance.
I shouldn't need to lower my standards, and I shouldn't need to work out and fix my own minor issues for someone to be attracted to me, because it would be wholey based on looks.
So I just abstain from caring and trying.
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Most of my standards that omen don't meet are to do with personality and values.
Compromising on them would just end up in a relationship with a fast expiry date.
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>implying you approach any sort of woman
>implying this isn't a transparent way of saying you could stop being a KHHV if you wanted to
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Anyone else think life would be better for you if you could be the girl version of your current self?
He is a pic of me from an alternative reality. I'd Fug.
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I wouldn't want the ticking clock of running out of time to have kids, thankfully I can put it off literally decades as a male
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>dreaming about beeing a talented artsy goth/punk girl that draws cute stuff really well
>dreaming of having a social life
my heart man
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>>36236829
You dumb faggots. You don't want to be the cute girl. You want them to be yours, but you're confused. Just go out and get laid. It will cure you f your confusion.
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>friend tells me we are going to be playing "later"
>wait for him to tell me he's ready for playing
>he goes offline without a word
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>>36236806
I can. Be a much better friend if you desire
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>>36237064
you can what???
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what game anon
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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
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>>36236804
I'm posting a picture of Kakyoin taking off his sunglasses itt day 2
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I enjoy these threads
Kakyoin is a great character, and sunglasses are cool
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i am posting in a thread that has kakyoin with cool sunglasses as the OP
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>Wake up after another refreshing 3 hours of sleep.
>Mindlessly lurk 4chan, reddit, youtube, etc. for a while
>Nothing really that interesting, but it was worth a shot and killed some time
>Think about making breakfast or something, but decide against it out of laziness/apathy
>Try to work up the nerve and focus to play a computer game, but ultimately can't
>Watch an episode from a TV show; chuckle a few times and then the 22 minutes are over
>Go out for a walk while listening to some music; the music is alright, but I feel no better after coming back home
>Mindlessly browse the Internet some more
>Try to go back to sleep, but just end up lying in bed with negative thoughts endlessly swirling around in my brain
>Consider trying something different like going out and volunteering somewhere, but social anxiety kills any motivation to do so
>Wonder if I would feel any different if I were a billionaire; can't really think of anything it would enable me to do that would actually make me happy
It really feels like I'm slowly circling the drain; killing time before I can work up the nerve to off myself. It all feels pointless and unpleasant to me: work, hobbies, whatever.
I've tried countless anti-depressants, therapy, shit I even volunteered for ECT and let my brain be electrocuted like a dozen times. All that did was leave me with memory and cognitive issues.
What's left? Alcoholism to try and dull the existential angst? Better to just put a bullet in the brain, it seems.
IDK why I'm ranting about this here. Nothing better to do, I guess. Maybe some of you can relate.
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>>36236790
>it's a "do nothing but post on /r9k/ for like eight hours then go to bed" reel
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You lack purpose, try to find some. That's one of the benefits of being a wageslave, it gives me some sense of purpose.
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>>36236790
exercise and routine
I started jogging the stairs a few months ago and started feeling good, I am onto a kettlebell routine now
Just put a Chinese cartoon or pod cast on and walk the stairs for 30min, get a hot shower and see how you feel
I bet you after 10min and the blood is pumping you will feel sore but slightly euphoric
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I swear, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I LET A NORMIE "BORROW" SOMETHING. Someone asked if they could use my headphones and my autistic ass agreed. I was suppost to get them back during lunch....which was four fucking days ago. I see her everyday going to class and always using my headphones. I think shes mocking me or some shit. Shes even talking to someone everytime, so its hard to ask. HOW AM I SUPPOST TO GET THEM BACK.
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Ask for them back. If she says no or refuses, take it as a lesson learned.
You gave her the high ground by bending to her request. She'll be backed up by her posse of stacies if you attempt to contact any authority over the headphones.
Take this as a lesson learned: you cannot trust outsiders.
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Steal them back either by stealth or kicking her ass, make a flamethrower and conceal it in case you need to deal with beta white knights.
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>>36236784
>HOW AM I SUPPOST TO GET THEM BACK.
Tell her you want them back, use your words you autistic manchild
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Work is absolutely slow today so I'm gonna make a thread for Ballbusting.
Been at it daily for 8 years. Met my wife when she was thirteen and got her trained in my fetish. Never gotten tired of it and its never evolved into a different fetish.
It's more of tamakeri I guess because it's not femdom it's pretty male dominated.
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Thanks for not posting this in /trash/ where it belongs
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>>36236779
You're very welcome. I know that it has to go in a. Nsfw board. I'm no newfag after all
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Morning meetings are lame. Some more info about me I'm the mean time. Was a skater kid I'm high school, tight pants, black hair all that noise. Went to college. Became a stack tester, aircraft mechanic and engineer
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Why don't you cum straight into your trashcan, anon?
There's no cleaning involved, or very minimal. You can keep a trashcan right next to your desk where you watch your favourite waifu's. And it saves kleenex tissues.
Honestly I see some fucked up procedures/habits involving cum-cleaning and dumping. Why? Life is easy brothers.
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>>36236715
I did that once in my college dorm while my roomate was out. It felt better than I expected. I knew I was dropping out anyway, so I didn't give a fuck.
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>>36236715
>caring and taking personal interest in what I do with my cum
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>>36236715
I just use a soft towel.
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>Daddy, I'd like you to meet my MVP.
What do you do, /r9k/?
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Fuck yeah that's Russell Westbrook! Ask him to sign my jersey!
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Let's get it Rapties
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He's a multimillionaire and an extremely hard working man. If he treats her right then I would be totally okay.
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An unknown force compels you to walk over to her and speak, but the rest is you.
What do you say, /r9k/?
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Hi! What are you reading?
>book title
oh cool thats a real interesting book
I just came by because i thought you were pretty and maybe we can read together. I like that book as well
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>>36236708
>just came by because i thought you were pretty and maybe we can read together.
KEK
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>and maybe we can read together.
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I mean, it's not THAT bad, you can see the effort, maybe if he wasn't autistic things would have been better for him.
Or not.
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>>36236644
He can't even make his own OC. He's been drawing his Pikachu/Sonic rip off for 20 years expecting Sega to make a video game deal with him. Even if it was the best illistrated comic ever, he's literally stealing the idea from Sega and Nintendo. He's delusional beyond the world's conprehension.
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>>36236644
I like how he points out that the ribbon logo is a trademark of the autism society, but has no problem just slapping sonic the hedgehog on there.
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>>36237049
Ekhm,
It's a SHE.
And she is a qt.
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>2 pm
>drunk
What is my end game?
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Talking yourself into taking a nap on the train tracks?
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>>36236630
There's no trains around here
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>>36236613
>What is my end game?
fapping?
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When did the "trap" meme start and who is responsible for it?
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>>36236532
the greeks started it, the modern west will finish it
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>>36236585
Who has the video of Bailey Jay sitting on the side of a triangle shaped bath, trying to turn the tap on with a dildo.
Please
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The jews started it to weaken western civilization.
More men become "women" so they become weaker and also don't have children.
Two birds with one stone.
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>come on anon, hit it, what are you gay?
What do?
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>>36236531
I've probably backed off already to avoid smelling that smoke.
>how would not liking drugs make me gay. Either way I'm not doing drugs.
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>>36236548
t. faggot
Oregano
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>>36236531
Wish I could, but my job does random drug screens. Works every time and everyone understands.