>she sent me 1 message
>1+1=2
What could she have meant by this?
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>she
Out o out o out o
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You're one and she's one together you make two
Or maybe she just really likes simple arithmetic
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It means *something* (impossible for me to tell you what without any context of prior conversation or interactions) is obvious, you autistic fucktard.
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>dad says that if my business doesn't make any money by september he's kicking me out
>tfw sloth as fuck and no motivation
>tfw might be able to do it if i wasn't a lazy sack of shit
how do i give myself enough discipline to work for 12 hours per day for the next few weeks? it seems the risk of getting kicked out wasn't enough, at most i'll only work 2 hours per day and lay in bed for the rest.
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>>38177814
how hard is it to shake your ass on the street corner
get out there and give em some firm milkshakes
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>>38177814
Just get trailer and internet connection to it. Leave this materialistic bullshit to the tryhards
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Tell him you'll hang yourself the second he kicks you out.
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/DSG/ DAILY HANDSHAKE GENERAL - CHAMP EDITION 2017-07-05 10:15:53 Post No.38177808
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/DSG/ DAILY HANDSHAKE GENERAL - CHAMP EDITION
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Daily Handshake General
In this thread we discuss the progress on your handshake (which must be firm), your look (must be aimed straight in the managers eyes), and your job applications (must be handed over personally by hand to the manager).
So how's it going, champ?
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>>38177808
Interestingly enough, I'd been thinking of making this just ten minutes ago. Way to show initiative, Champ.
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>>38177808
I've got something you can firmly shake right here
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Tutorial for how to do a proper handshake. Watch before you post ITT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41BdlgNyKFI
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look at the sister of elliot, she doesnt wanna touch him lol
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>>38177786
She probably doesn't know where to put her hand. It can be confusing when you're next to someone so short and used to average 6' men.
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>She doesn't wanna touch him lol
>Is obviously resting her hand on his shoulder
Fail.
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Why is he holding the water bottle like that? Someone should let him know to not do that
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Another thread full of great, high quality posts and likeable individuals making said posts awaits us edition
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dirty royal feets
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Milk Cat 112
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cute boy feets
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I've been homeless for the past 4 days sleeping in my car. I'm honestly losing it. Call me a faggot all you want, but I cried myself to sleep yesterday. I can't find nowhere to live, can't find a apartment, my parents live across the the other side of the country. I'm alone. I've truly hit rock bottom.
So how was your day, Anon?
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>>38177685
Big question here, are your parents still close enough to you, to take you back in for a few weeks? If so, you're gucci mane!
Just drive to them. If you can't drive your car, sell it and buy a busticket, the excess money from selling your car can be used as a "rent" payment for your parents, to signal them that you don't come to freeload like a motherfucker and what is left of that you can use to buy yourself some food.
Honestly, just get a job as quick as possible. Unless you're mentally deficient or ill in some other way, you're good once you get a job. And it's really easy to find one, espescially when you can't be choosey, since you need moneyinflux asap.
Noone needs to stay homeless.
You're fucked if you're merican though.
Probably RP-ing anyway.
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>>38177685
you got money for gas? drive cross country to your parent's place.
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>>38177796
I do have a job. I'm a bank teller working towards becoming a supervisor. I currently live in Denver, my parents live in Maine
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You disagreed with my political opinion?
Sounds like you just need to get laid more
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>>38177602
Liberal feminist women in a nutshell.
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>>38177987
Every metacontrarian centrist fuck in nutshell
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>>38177602
true tho, just look at you guys
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Let's share some songs that aspects to various aspects of being a robot, e.g. NEEThood, social exclusion, reclusiveness, etc.
They can be of absolutely any genre and style. I'll start us off:
Oingo Boingo - Private Life - A song by an eccentric new wave performer about living a reclusive lifestyle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuxss1kBQWw
Yunomi - Omoshiroebi - A J-Pop song about frittering the days away accomplishing nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYdcc0hsbnQ
S3RL - Friendzoned - A happy hardcore/rave track about being friendzoned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_YVXAFSPxE
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>>38177580
this music video makes me feel incredibly hard for obvious reasons. God I wish I were dead. https://youtu.be/SoBmPWWkrKE
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Tim Hecker - Virgins
orig
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>All the people are dancing and they're having such fun
>I wish it could happen to me
gib fun and frens pls
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What's the most heinous thing you have ever cooked? 2017-07-05 10:04:22 Post No.38177562
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What's the most heinous thing you have ever cooked?
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I'm sure some of you will have cooked some pretty retarded things over the years.
>live in catered halls of residence because parents don't trust you to spend money on food
>lose cafeteria card
>dinner lady won't let me I. Despite having seen her everyday for about half a year
>zero money and hungry
>go back to room to check food
>old jar of Nutella, biscuits, chocolate, pasta and milk for tea
>cook pasta in milk add Nutella etc
>manage about 5 spoons before almost violently sick
>mfw unironically made ramen sundae
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>>38177562
i make ramen using vitamin water.
so simple. so fucking disgusting.
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I had no clean pots or pans so I cooked a tin of minestrone right on a hot plate and added beef jerky and an oxo cube. Utterly grim. The jerky never got soft and the minestrone was almost solid.
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>only substantial food i have left is two large onions
>decide to just slice them and put them in the frying pan with some oil, because how bad can it be
>maybe this needs some flavor
>put a shitload of mustard on top
>now it has a sauce but maybe it needs even more flavor
>add soy sauce
>try one bite
>it is abhorrent
>throw most of it away
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnKJeK_r90jDdIuzHXC0Org is he dare I say /ourmonkey/?
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>>38177549
I like mumkey, but what was the purpose of this post??
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>>38177549
he always was
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>Dude self deprecation
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What's the highest level of math you can do? I'm starting calculus 3 this fall. Math is one of those things I'm just good at.
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Math is the reason I droped out of college. Failed Calculus 1 and 2.
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I can do a little bit of calculus. That's about it. I never bothered to really learn past algebra because I'm lazy, and I haven't had many problems that would have benefited from it.
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I recently took a placement test for math and was found to be at a pre-algebra level
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Normies are filth. People used to go to executions for fun with their families. That's the kind of thing that a "normal" human is.
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I'd go to an execution for fun.
Specially guillotine. Sound macabre.
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>>38177501
So why don't they any more? People change, bucko.
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>>38177501
What is wrong with wanting to see criminal dieing?
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A cute fat girl is massaging me since yesterday and always asks the questions "How are u" and "what ar u doing"...
>what should i do ?
>how do i tell her that she shouldnt be that autistic?
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>>38177491
Stop bragging. Anyway, you should try to fuck her. I would love a cute fat girl to message and also fuck
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>>38177521
i love it too actually but u know what i mean dude
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Tell that succubus to choke on your fat sword. Griffith is gonna have to do better than that if he wants to defeat you.
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Can't jerk a gerk to 2D 2017-07-05 10:00:04 Post No.38177487
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Ever since I've consistently started to jerk off to 3D porn, like X-Videos and PornHub, I haven't been to jerk off to still drawings. This sucks because I think it'd be more rewarding to jerk of to anime or western animated characters. How do I get around not being able to dream of hot lolis or thicc peridot? Is there some resource for gifs, cosplay, ASMR, voice overs and comics for this, and if so, where can I see it?
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Don't watch 3D porn and don't masturbate for a month. Your 3D porn urge will fade away. Then, masturbate to 2D.
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>>38177600
Dubs might make this true, but do you or anyone else think that time could be shorter? Especially for a young teen like me?
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When I fap sometimes, I keep going. The more orgasms, the stranger stuff gets. I usually fap to hentai and 2d after cumming the first time to 3d. So cum to 3d, then continue fapping to 2d. Be careful not to lose your boner.
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Why do I find myself acting like a girl when I'm around women? I usually act like a normal guy, but when I'm around women I act all feminine like them and I know they think I'm gay. Why do I do this?
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>imagine grinding that qt butt while your cock slides in and out of that moist tight puss.
shame I well never meet such a qt.
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So? Women love gay guys. Then you suddenly reveal you're not gay, and BAM -- swimming in pussy
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>>38177486
You do this because that's what being gay is.
You are gay.