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Today is the last time I will ever go on this board
Tomorrow I will be meeting with a cute girl who I've been working with for the past 2 months
Finally a bright light in this tunnel I've been searching for, first I get a job and now i can get a qt gf wish me luck guys
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>>35872742
See you in 6 months
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Gl my guy
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>>35872769
Thanks friend, I hope things go well, were goin to see ghost in the shell this Friday and if things work out were going to fanime as well

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Hey robots, just finished fapping to reverse rape jav gangbang and packing a lip of dip. Now I'm just laying naked in bed listening to Midwest emo. I'm a little tired but I'm too depressed and unmotivated to sleep. What're y'all up to?
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>>35872712
God white people are disgusting. Everything about that was gross.
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bouta pack a lip now that you remind me
copenhagen wintergreen pouches
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>>35872712
I would like to fuck to death tomoko and impregnate her uterus.

then left her to be a single mother

I hate existence. Mainly other people's existence. And I hate you
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>>35872705
I love you too anon
oregano
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it's mutual, big fella
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Hate me now?

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>all these normie threads
OUT OUT OUT
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>>35872683
this is normie territory now, they have come here with their bibles guns and diseases. they have killed us without repercussions, they have fapped to guro, they have fapped to 3dpd, they have mated with people as disturbing as them and they have the guts to call us the "savages"
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>OUT OUT OUT
What is it about robots and repeating things in threes? Is it an autism / ocd thing?
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>>35873095
it depicts the impotent rage of a person who was cast put of society

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Normie here. Why are you wasting the best years of your life on a computer? You do realize you won't be in your twenties forever, right?
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>>35872638
You say that like it's worthless. I'm not wasting my time anymore than chad in his harems.

It's all a matter of perspective.
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Because i have social issues you fucking mong.
I can't just go out and make friends. Why are you wasting time on a site for fat losers when you could be doing what everybody here dreams of doing?

shoo. get off my lawn.
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>>35872638

And do what instead? I know that I'm a very unsocial guy, people just feel uncomfortable around me and I do around them.

Its the best for the both of us that I spend my free time in front of a computer.

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I have been noticing a new problem within my country. Lots of Nigerians have been immigrating here. It's getting harder to get jobs because they often don't care about low wages. Any other Portugal Fags noticing this?
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I thought niggers dont work, what now moorcuck?
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Has it occurred to you that they're taking your jobs because they're harder working and less entitled than you are
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What's the difference between a Nigerian and Portuguese again?

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little kids are great at making you feel like you're not worthless

>sister visiting with my 3 and a half year old niece
>we're all sitting at a table together setting up some domino game
>my hand twitches and I accidentally knock them down before they were all set up
>niece says "why did uncle anon do that?!"
>I say "because uncle anon sucks"
>niece gets an outraged look on her face and says "uncle anon doesn't suck!"
>puts her little hand on top of mine, looks at me intensely and says "I love him"
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>>35872600
That just gave me a fatherly feel.
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>>35872629
OP here, it did for me too. I'm a typical socially awkward shutin NEET robot so I'll never be a father but being an uncle has some nice moments at least

Kids are easy to please, they like me because I carry them around whenever they want and I never get mad
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that would make me cry irl

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>tfw no fat gf

would a fat girl even want a skinny guy like me?
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>>35872546
Fat girls ONLY want skinny or ottermode guys.
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gah you got a source on this? she's so qt
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>>35872569
then why don't they want me?

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I love Gondola. Please post images of Gondola.
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for those unfamiliar
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>be Gondola
>exist
>observe
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on top of tree

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If one person gives me 15 dollars I'll post nudes

https://www.paypal.me/AlexTorah

You HAVE TO do it with the friends and family option so I know you don't just scam me
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who gives a shit about some slut
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post tits so we know you're serious
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this is the saddest e-whore ive seen yet

just fuck around on kik i made like 200 in a week, dont go to r9k lmao

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I'm a robot with a normie social life AMA
If you want advice I'd be happy to share
pic unrelated
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Want precisely makes you think you're a robot and not just another normalfag who thinks he's special?
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I don't want advice, but thanks anyway
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>>35872436
social rejection up until i was 14 or 15
tldr never had friends because I was busy being autistic in a corner
decided to get my shit together and got a social life towards the end of high school after a few years of trial and error
I don't see why any normalfag would come here and claim to be a robot
what's the appeal
nothing special about being a neet

Stop lusting after women, money and fame for seIfish gain.
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>>35872365
Women are cancer. Fame is vain. Money, however, is the ultimate good.
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>>35872365
stop trying.
varg does it better.
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Hate your father and mother and your own life.

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Hey guys, I am just wondering what your thoughts are about the systemic destruction of communication and discussion through the use of the internet and how you feel or see 4chan taking strikes against our own ability to express ourselves, I.E. You must not think this OR... visa versa You do not think this THEREFORE...

in short, what sort of thought or linguistic programs displayed in individuals today?
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I think your are a fagot OP
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>>35872351
The internet works to bring humanity together, it's in its adolescence right now.
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>fpbp, /thread

Glad we were able to help
also why the hell would you put this here? try a different board maybe

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Remember the 2000s?

2000-2006 was awesome, but 2006-2009 sucked.
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Who's the blond chick with braces ? What show was that.
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Teen Titans ('04 to '06) was honestly a really good show. I wish DC would reboot it or something. There was some seriously heavy stuff there.
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>>35872442
Braceface

2002 is still my favorite year

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>normies spend countless hours improving themselves and courting females
>spend countless dollars that also needs to be earned through mind numbing labour
>just to put their dicks in a slick hole

>meanwhile I get a red solo cup, two sponges, a rubber glove some olive oil with my fave anime drawings and it's only like 2 fucking dollars, go to town 4 times a day
>don't even have to take care of myself

Made the aforementioned device yesterday and my life has changed.
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>>35872284
>>meanwhile I get a red solo cup, two sponges, a rubber glove some olive oil with my fave anime drawings and it's only like 2 fucking dollars, go to town 4 times a day
wait, what? Show us.
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and yet you waste away your days endlessly talking about normies while they don't even know you exist
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>>35872284
It's 3 holes actually

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