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remember that >7/10 guys are pretty much subhuman for women, so even the ugliest of women would rather wait for someone better

>>36487720
I'm sorry OP. but, if your posting here, then the answer is yes

>>36487720
Its probably what your idea of what cute means that is too far out of your league. Where ive lived I havent seen too many gorgeous women but the internet has ruined me. I didnt see a really cute asian girl in person till I was in high school but online I saw so many. So it kinda made my average idea of an asian girl too attractive. Same goes for Latina and middle eastern girls. White girls not so much since ive grown up around all kinds.

>fembot
we aren't turning away fembots, we're turning away roasties. fembots are near unicorns.

most of r9k is thirsty dudes and whenever a "fembot" appears they get bombarded with attention and faggots asking them to be their gf.

also many times fembots out themselves for the ego-affirming attention

it usually destroys threads so people tell them to fuck off.

I would gladly cozy up to fembooty but the logistics of actually meeting someone off 4chan are terrible.

just invest in google cause you'll abandon your post

>>36487648
It would have been pointless since it was shitty parenting that led him to this point.

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>>36487648
"Follow your dreams; and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!"

>>36487487
>buy beer at store
>finish
>go to different store to buy beer
>eventually become well known at all the stores.

>>36487487
>Continue to exist in the shadow of the success that surrounds me

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>>36487487
i spend hours interviewing myself as if i was famous

>>36487390
>claims to be a manchild
>has a bf

nigga, you gay too?

>>36487417
Yes

originalpenisupbutt

>>36487447
>barfingjapaneseanimegirl.jpg

Stop using dating sites, you fucking normie. They're total shit.

>>36487385
What am I supposed to use
>inb4 go outside

>>36487375
>and none of them want you...
>but want chad
tfw lonely as fuck.

>>36487369
depends on the height

>>36487369
yeah id bury my nose into her anus

>>36487369
Too thick for me.

She probably has a bigger waist than me and probably weighs more than me.

Cleary, she lifts too. I dont even lift.

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>>36487350
Attempting to manipulate robots using "the meek shall inherit the earth" rhetoric, nice.
I bet making the roaches do what you want gives you a massive stiffy, scum.

>>36487443
back where you come from normie, the meek will inherit the world and not you normies when the new world comes. All normies will be wiped out and we will see you rotting in hell.

he who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted

I'd accept a girl who has had previous partners, as long as she was't doing it casually like a complete degenerate, and recognises why it was harmful.

I can't really blame a girl for being a product of our current (((culture))).

>>36487409

at least somebody has a brain here. thank you, anon. ive had one partner and we dated al through high school and into our freshman year of college. he took my virginity and then started fucking everything that walks. vag is still tighter than OP's is. ;)

The official cutoff for a female's previous partners is 2

I know what you mean.
Just their presence makes me feel happy.
I feel a little anxious because I want them to like me, but they really do change the atmosphere.

They're fucking magical, just their presence is so nice.
I can't even begin to imagine how wonderful it'd be to actually directly interact with one.

>>36487374
>they really do change the atmosphere
I fucking hate this.

>>36487421
Yeah, it depends what it was like before they got there.
They completely ruin male bonding atmosphere.

This is why the west should start using bidets

Filthy pigs

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>not using baby wipes
How are you still alive?

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>>36487306
>>36487308
>not just wetting a couple piece of toilet paper in the sink
Why are you guys such good goys who buy useless shit?

Also, "flushable" wipes don't disintegrate like toilet paper and clog sewage systems. You're getting double-jewed by the government having to use your tax dollars to constantly fix sewage blocks.

>>36487249

Nyfag here. fuck off roastie reeee

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its a trap. hope you like mine

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>>36487249
Yeah I'll bite this dying thread I had bluer eyes as a kid but they've gone full green now

>>36487224
>>he regularly fucks 5s and 6s
Because it's very easy for him to have sex with 5s and 6s. Sure he could get 8s or 9s but he's risking a lot.

>>36487224
practice for the higher grade girls and cucks non-chads out of these women who would have otherwise settled for them

Is this the basis of the Chads and Brads dating 80% of the available women

He lost his job and could no longer buy me fast food and make up :(

ive only dated one guy since the guy I loved left me in august. and its not even worth it to fake it anymore. the guy i love doesn't love me back. unless I find somebody better, which is doubtful, ill be happy recluse....in my bed...with my cats and crunchyroll addiction

There's no hope unless he can get a career good enough to let him live and work in America legally

>>36487142
I just want a GF

I'm surrounded by girls and can't bring myself to talk to any of them

I keep cheating on my girlfriend because I'm afraid she'll cheat on me. I dont think this is good for my mental health.

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>meet a girl, talk with her and enjoy being around her as much as I would one of my male friends, get her number and social media stuff
>she's a lesbian

I probably wouldn't have had a chance anyways in all honesty