I came here SIX FUCKING YEARS AGO looking for friends. And all I've found have been hillbilly neonazis, sick fetishists and sex addicts, dumb stoners with shit taste in everything and terrible personalities, attention whoring trannies and animal abusers.
MILLIONS of people use this site. There has to be ONE other person who isn't a completely degenerate troglodyte here.
I'm alright, but doesn't sound like you'd be worth hanging out with
>>38712752
If there was, why would they want to associate with you?
>>38712774
>>38712778
>You hate bad things, that means you're bad
Guess what you just exposed yourself as?
Would /r9k/ be willing to date a fat chick if they liked you? Like really fat?
>>38712677
No. I guess I'm a bad person.
>>38712677
there's enough belly gf threads around here that I bet a lot of anons would. I would.
>>38712677
Best decision that I ever made was to never fuck a fat girl again. It makes you feel like total shit after you cum and you look down at the thing that made you cum.
>Have an OKC and PoF account for a year now
>Can't get any girls except for extremely ugly ones to talk to me
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
>>38712673
There are still women approaching you
Stop dramatic posting and slam some uggo cooche
>be ugly
>surprised that only ugly women are into you
Really makes you think
>>38713191
where does he say he's ugly? gtfo
Fembots, have you ever been pregnant?
>>38712630
there is no such thing as a 'fembot'
kilbannon beta
>>38712630
Yes, I have 2 kids. Both pregnancies were uncomfortable and painful.
I was raped by my dad and had his child. He's with another family now. Hopefully I can see him again when he's grown up.
Is it possible to fantasize about sucking dick and being fucked by men and not being gay? I'm a little worried because I fap with these kind of thoughts, but I was grossed out by gays until I was 18, so I think I was brainwashed or something accidentally somehow. Anyway, I don't think being curious about the stuff makes one gay, what is you guys assessment?
>>38712597
>Is it possible to fantasize about sucking dick and being fucked by men and not being gay?
Absolutely not. Not a cold chance in hell
Don't worry about if you are gay or not, if you are whatever. Just be open minded enough to say if I fall in love with a girl that's cool, if I fall in love with a guy that's cool too.
The only mistake you can make is fucking some random guy not because you like him, but because you're afraid of what you might be. Ask yourself what you want to do and be honest with yourself, that's all that matters.
>>38712597
You're probably gay, do something about it before it's too late.
If you're a burger it should be easy as fuck to get some dick
>mommy says I am good looking enough to get any girl
>mommy says they all mire me
>only match with fatties on tinder
what gives
>>38712588
you gotta have CONFIDENCE
>Using tinder when you aren't attractive
Bruh do you even know what it's for?
at least you match with fatties. i get no matches what so ever
Why would someone so qt commit a crime?! I bet she saved a baby and the cop got mad cuz it's his unborn fetus!
>>38712582
>m-muh angelic women
OP is a gigantic manchild
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>psycho roastie bitch should get a free pass, says orbiter from r9k.
Fucking neck yourself you're the scum of your race.
She wants to go to prison to escape beta orbiters and get railed by chadly bull dykes.
If you are below 6'1'', you are a manlet. 6'0'' is officially manlet.
Remember that this vitriol is reserved only for short men. We are the most persecuted group on earth, and no one will ever recognize our plight.
WORLDWIDE EUGENICS PROGRAM NOW. END THE REIGN OF CHADS.
>>38712472
>tfw 6'2"
hahaha go fuck yourself manlets imma go drown in puss
>>38712472
> that fucking image
Women's liberation is the greatest mistake mankind ever made.
is the image real?
Hey you! Are you a Jake Pauler?
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>>38712450
no but desu I don't mind him. his life seems kind of cool and in his position I'd probably do the same
C-could someone teach me to dab on the haters?
Select your character robots.
dat nigga Cliff
>>38712410
best answer is coolio with the acceptable alternative being Deal With It Dave
>>38712410
uncle herman
Black anon here,
This is my ex gf. She dumped me last night for a white boy.
Tell me how ugly she is.
>>38712405
i thought if she went black she'd never go back
>>38712405
She's pretty hot.
Feels bad white girls throw away some of their best years on niggers.
>>38712423
maybe she grew bored of OP's limp noodle and got herself a real BBC
>Be Me
>E3 .mil-fag and poor fag
>Get assigned to a boat after a year of shore duty
>Hate it with the fury of a thousand suns
"But Anon! It's good for your career if you want to do 20 years then retire!"
>Miss me with that bullshit.gif
>Other shipmates become bootlicking .MIL Dickriders
>I refuse to drink the Kool aide
>Get really depressed and claustrophobic
>our tiny ship has 80+ people on board
>being having suicidal idealizations
>1 day Try throwing myself off the ship in a depressed mania
>Instant regret. I instantly being survival swimming
>Realize I don't wanna die!
>Ship saves me in a record 6 minutes
"Anon! Did you fall off!?!"
>No I threw myself
> Go to doc and behavior health center for 5 days
>Gets sent to base on high risk suicide watch.
How's your Saturday going?
>>38712400
Navy I assume?
Yeah, I've heard it sucks ass unless you're an officer.
>>38712916
Yes going on 2 years was about to go corpsmen Now I just want out and yes enlisted life is a suicide tier job
>>38712400
But you might want to look into a transfer, you're gonna be the black sheep now.
Femanon here. Why do guys crave for sex so much? What's so special about it that virgins like Elliot Rodgers killed 6 innocent people because he didn't get sex? I'm disgusted by how perverted the male gender is. I can go weeks without masturbating or sex but that doesn't I'll become depressed. Also, what's your obessesion with breasts? Almost every guy I know jacks off everyday like woah calm down. Yet you guys have the nerve to say that men are the most rational gender.
>>38712381
Men are fighters, even the weakest of robots will tear your throat open if the order is given
But be me gf please
>>38712381
It's not the sex, it's the approval. Most of the people here, myself included, have spent much of our formative years being rejected, excluded and ridiculed, especially by women. As a result, we become calloused to the world, but we also crave that acceptance that was denied to us back when we were young and foolish and it manifests itself in an unhealthy desire to have sex with any woman who'll give us a chance.
Sex is the ultimate form of acceptance. It is another person taking you onto his or herself for no other reason than because they like the person you are physically and emotionally. It's someone seeing all your strengths and weaknesses and deciding that they want you anyway. It's the intimacy -- the pliable warmth of their embrace, the depths of their passion, the heights of their emotions. It's sharing pleasure with another person both similar and wholly dissimilar to yourself. It's the confirmation that you are wanted in this world, even if it's just by one person right here, right now.
Sex is merely a medium for that acceptance to be delivered. And the fact that most of us can't get it is further proof that we do not belong in this world.
>>38712706
I fully approve of this message.
Grow a fucking beard.
>>38712177
>make sure to get my watch in the shot
>>38712177
Can't. Literally cannot.
Next.
>>38712177
I'd post my face to disapprove your statement, OP. But it would get me b&.
In short, it's just a neckbeard, at least it's not full of dorito dust...
Let's be real, ugly people are fucked beyond belief. I will never, NEVER date an ugly person no matter what. No matter how nice you are , I just don't want to be around you. There's a level of ugly where I just avoid looking at the persons face and I don't want them to be around me when I'm trying to impress other people or maintain my social life or career.
Can we start being honest that ugly people are fucked, and their personality doesn't mean jack shit when they are TRULY ugly. (I don't mean average. I mean holy shit look at his face ugly)
fuck you normies, im super ugly and this statement is right, how am i ever gonna get a GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SJOPH0AI9SFHASFIO0HAAFIASFASFFAS
>>38712169
would you rather people lie to you and tell you to "just be yourself" even though they know that won't help? or would you rather people admitting that yes you are indeed fucked and it's out of your control.
Don't hate people because they are luckier than you. Something had it out for you and predetermined you to failure. Not my or anyone elses fault. Kill yourself if you don't want to deal this card.
>>38712100
sauce on the full pic I'm curious