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>>39316362
>Have you ever dated or tried to date someone from /r9k/?

No.

No but the gay priority would be here since there's a lot of sissy beta mates

No, but i've witness r9k relationships happen.

You never "become" an adult. There's just an age where people start throwing more responsibilities at you and you have to deal with it.

30. 25 if you've seen shit. 18 year olds are a joke.

When you're completely independent and can live off the land and kill any attack.
>wait, old definition
When you're independent....... never.

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>>39316273
bump c'mon guys I really need to know this

why do you need to know op? tell me

>>39316563
to see sexy, obviously

women at the pub are boring and annoying though

If you have any robot friends, try to take one of them along. It will really help him

>be decent looking and funny
>talented with art and vocabulary
>go to uni as art major at a business school
>intelligent cuties with god-tier asses in every class
>btfo of everyone most critique sessions with insight thru my ability to assess and highlight compositional goods and bads without being an overkill douchebag
>All the chads/jockish normies take arts classes for gen eds. and will both suck at art and lack the sophistication of speech/observation needed to pique the interest of smart art qts
>The betas will usually not be good either, draw things from video games, be unable to answer or ask tough questions in a critique
>Bros usually suck or are mediocre at first, but they acknowledge it and don't take it personally, usually more original ideas than his novice contemporaries, isn't hesitant to ask you for advice and constructive criticism
>The number of dudes who were even at half of my level of my skill could be counted on one hand and had some douchy ego thing goin' on, at best hooking up with one of the decent looking hippy-aesthetic chicks who are into deep spiritual stuff and somehow really a cliche dumb-as-rocks blonde with everything else
>I have my pick of incredibly talented cuties who are for some reason usually into anime, videos games, internet culture, and literature
>All well-spoken, reserved, raised by good wealthy families
>Manage to fuck 3 of the 8 or so of them mercilessly for several months each across monogamous relationships and they all fall in love with me at some point
>birth control, always getting to fill them with cum
>My life for the last 2 years of school were basically one of those harem animes where I have wild adventures and cuties competing for my interest.
>holyshithowisthisevenhappeningtome
>right before all of this I used to be a depressed, passive-aggressive, awkward, unflattering robot

>People actually thinking being a normie is the best way to get laid

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>>39316135
But, you don't want to go to communist army. That's the whole point!

Chinese communist military is a joke. a billion slaves can't fight as hard as a million free men. Easy

>>39316135
Of course they all failed penis inspection day. They all have foreskin over there. That was an automatic failure at my school.

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You know the answer to that, anon.

>>39316104
tell her obviously

>>39316104
Wear something ludicrous, like a suit and tux if you have one, or make a homemade super hero costume.

It can't and won't work any way, so why not have some fun?

>>39316080
Are you too good for musical cigarettes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uqo95cqRyY

>>39316080
>front view of panties clearly shows the string going AROUND her hips
>the back view shows the string going up her butt and to the small of her back, from where the string would go OVER her hips from the front view
>the image implies both of the views happen simultaneously
damn, I wish I had some quantum panties

>>39316188
>image implies both of the views happen simultaneously
No it doesn't. Her jacket is down on the left and above her ass on the right.

>>39316019
Are you sure they're not just calling you a smartest?

>>39316019

Underage fag protesting his unfair group project assignment in high school.

>>39316019
because most normies and most people in general dont give a fuck about intelligence sad but true t b h

>>39315926
Why would you stop taking them? They're a pretty good thing to take.

>>39315940
they helped me when i was committed in the mental ward and through hard time of my life i was going through. things are better and i don't want to be chemically affected anymore.

theres two sides to quitting A-D (never do it vs it can be done) so im wondering if anyone here has some first hand experience

>>39315926
Get back to taking your medicine, goy.

>>39315857
please just end it all,

people having experienced true sadness should undergo the ultimate grace.

No one deserves to live through what you have lived OP.

If i were you I would have sucked on my daddy;s revolver

>>39315872
please

go

back

nerdface

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>It's spread to stage 3, conservatively you should have about 7 months.

>>39315815
if a unicorn slits its throat in the woods does its feces from three weeks ago know it died?

>>39316468
I-l don't know anon

>>39315815
>>39316478
compared to a STEM degree they might be. depends on the lucrative nature of the work you're in, and also the time you do it. In my country at the moment they need lots of doctors, plumbers and electricians. If you're not rich and you can't spare the money, I wouldn't be studying anything that isn't looking to be lucrative.
compared to an english lit degree, trades certainly aren't a meme; just do some research and pick a worthy trade

literally yes 100%

>>39315793
Nah
It's still not remotely enjoyable to socialise with normies because they're not very bright.
It's not fun carefully choosing words in order to avoid causing offense.

I busted out of neetdom, got a job, flipped my whole introversion upside down and I still prefer to just be polite and nod my head in the presence of normies

And really my problems, all our problems, are deeper than you think.

>>39315800
is it really bad ,originals

>>39315728
All the way to page 10 without a single reply.

you know what? Im not going to let others feel my pain,every thread i make dies on page 10,well not yours buddy!

>>39315728
>can't even spell sentance right

>he doubts conor
hahaha

>>39315656
i truly hope connor gets btfo. his fanbase is cancer, his schtick is cancer, everything about him encapsulates the lower-class anglo-irish trash that is running their once-great nation into the ground. i'm white and this is the one time i'd be so happy to see a black man put his fist into a white man's face. fuck mcgregor

>nigger vs potato nigger

Yes, now keep posting lolis.

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>>39315750
>>>/c/2942449
Dumb frog poztere