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>>36391101
Because they aren't snails

Because I'm trying to get over my urge to pump a big load in my sister's pussy, and bodily contact with her will make this harder.

>>36391161
Hug her anyways, she'd appreciate it

No.

First consider that you're a boring person with no hobby, personality, or individuality, and then wonder why you have nothing to distract you from thoughts of suicide.

>>36390132
Physical pain and/ or eternal pain causes this.

I advise you to see a doctor and have some blood work done

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>>36390132
Same, frequency lowered this year but last year was pretty much 24/7 suicidal ideation. I probably say "I wanna kms" aloud to myself 50 times a day.

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>went to a party
>danced all night
>drank sixteen beers then started up a fight
>well I got jaded
>you're outta luck
>I'm rolling down the stairs
>too drunk to fuck

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> be me
> born irish
> congenitally 6 times over the legal driving limit from the day i was born
> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!1!!1!!1ONE

>12 year old me and my peers
>steal cider from parent
>drink 2
>singing oasis and spewing by the time i get to my 3rd

Most drunk iv'e ever been? i went through a phase of passing out every weekend from drinking so much, so i cant put my finger on that one anon.

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>>36388931
This post needs a comment about my roof window.

>>36390701
Beautiful anon. Where are you from?

>>36390701
damn, this is beautiful, reminds me of my chillhood

>>36387448
Stumbled upon this kid a few weeks earlier
>has a girlfriend
>had sex
>has friends
he's just a normie, cyborg maybe

>step daughter

KEK

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Hm, I have a resemblance to him except I don't have any friends or a gf.

Dubs and die alone

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If doubles i get a gf tomorrow

dubs and i get dubs

Aren't any of you fags interested?

Hello?
Original......fufhjtjtj

What do you stand to gain?

>manlets are this butthurt
When will you learn?

are there more pics? interested in her response

That roastie got burnt.

Hee hee hee

>>36384885
>being this retarded kys op u dumb faggit

>>36385085
>pothead can't even form a sentence

>>36384885
How can you call yourself a robot and not smoke weed? Or do any drug for that matter. If you're actually dedzo inside then you'd realize that the only good thing on this Earth is mind altering substances.

Go to /soc/ and look towards human interaction for your happiness. My weed will keep me clocked out of this shitty life for a bit

>>36384565
Heard about it on reddit when I was like 12. Learned that there are a few other people just as fucked as I am.
Here in 10 years? I don't see why not.

I found 4chan like most normal people do nowadays.
Heard about 4chan for years as 'the worst place on the internet'. I never believed it because I thought it was alright. This was around 5 years ago. I stayed on /x/ because I legitimately enjoyed paranormal stories. I started browsing /pol/ during the Furgeson riots in 2014 but stayed long after the riots were over. I branched out to the other popular boards until I found /r9k/. I stayed here because I could relate to the depressing posts at the time. That was early 2015. Now 2 years later, I'm a complete fucking normie. Believe it or not , 4chan was right about alot of things. Societal norms, race, religion, politics. I don't consider it a waste of time because I like posting on here. I think I'll still be around in 10 years if someone doesn't kill me or if the website isn't shut down by then.

>>36384565
Shit ton of funny greentexts made me glad I wasn't the only one with fucked up stories. One I have is when my mom, brother and I went to Hawaii when I was in seventh grade. He straight up shat on the wall of our room. Not the restroom wall. The wall next to the beds. He said he didn't make it and he had no control. He is 5 years older than me so this happened when he was in highschool. Also, I have a Bunch of other friends who told me about the website

Talking about sex. There are an endless amount of other things to talk about. Please talk about something else. Anything else

>normie sits in front of you facing you in class and thinks your weird for staring at them even though they're in the middle of your field of vision

I hate the phrase 'why do you care?' normies say it to me all the time. It's just such an angry and obnoxious thing to say

KEKEEKEKKEKEKEKEEEEEK

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>>36383380
My dick looks like that and I'm a virgin

>>36383609
>I'm a virgin

sure thing roastie

>>36382872
You should probably just end it all friend

>>36382872
So cute! Did you need help finding your mommy, little girl?

>>36382872

tfw no legal midget domme gf

>male
>22
>4
>0
>no
>once every 2 weeks
>only when going out
>until I shower
>no
>no
>no
>no
>100% clean. Trap my cum with my foreskin and dump it in the toilet
>2 small dogs
>once a month or so
>on my desk and in my bin

>>36380124
>1.male/female
Male
>2.age
20
>3.how many people do you live with
3
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
14 times
>5.do you floss
No
>6.how many times per week do you shower
4
>7.do you use deodorant
No
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
2 days for jeans
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
No
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
No
>11.do you use piss jugs
No
>12.do you shit in anything besides a toilet
No
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
8/10
>14.do you have any pets
Yes, a cat
>15.how many times per week do you shave
Twice a week

Thank you for your time FBI-kun

>>36380124
>1.male/female
f
>2.age
19
>3.how many people do you live with
0
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
After every meal and whenever I feel like my teeth aren't clean. So yeah, dozens of times
>>5.do you floss
no
>>6.how many times per week do you shower
14-21
>>7.do you use deodorant
yes
>>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
1
>>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
no, what the fuck
>>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
no
>>11.do you use piss jugs
no
>>12.do you shit in anything besides a toilet
no
>>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
9
>>14.do you have any pets
no, living with animals is disgusting
>>15.how many times per week do you shave
idk
>>16.is there trash or random shit in your living area
no

you guys are pretty gross, t b h

9,5cm
what is the reaction I must know

>>36378829
12.4 cm.

I'm not even a man, am I?

12.7 cm
and a trans so its fine