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ELDER THREAD
>WE ARE THE ORIGINAL /B/TARDS
>>34877363
BUMP IT UP DESUFAM
DO IT ELDERS
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I finish high school this year, and was looking for some advice.
The way I see it, I can either go through college and end up thousands of dollars in debt, or join the military and risk being miserable for 4-6 years.
>>34877320
Military is the better option for Americucks.
College life is also not all it's cracked up to be and I was pretty miserable in college. If you want you can go to college after a stint in the military and have your tuition paid for through the GI bill. That being said military is a dangerous occupation so be aware of the risks either way.
>>34877320
If you serve/commit long enough, they'll pay for your skewl.
>>34877447
>military is a dangerous occupation
Are you fucking kidding me? Unless you're a grunt in the marines, you're safer than your average welder.
I went to college and it was the most retarded and expensive mistake I ever made. Wish I'd gone into the military.
>tfw literally never been in love before
I've been infatuated a few times, but no love to speak of.
I been in love twice, i believe is not something hard to dealt with once you get used to the feeling
>>34877180
Me neither anon. Not sure if I should be happy or sad because of it
who else /INTJ/ here
>fuck going outisde society fucked itself in the ass hard
INFP dreamer here
Happy Valentine's Day fellow robots
>>34877059
>mfw someone thinks INTJs are in control
>>34877059
Noticed I become INTJ when I'm bitter and angry. But maybe I was INTJ all along, because INTPs aren't supposed to let their feels affect them that much.
>get up the courage and ask a girl on a date
>she said yes
>I suggest pizza hut
>she likes the idea because its nostalgic and sounds quirky
>never been on a date before
>try acting mature even though I am 25
>she starts getting uncomfortable
>some how manage to salvage it
>we order
>pizza comes
>I am still trying to impress her
>I ask the waitress If I can pay complements to the chef
>I thought the chef comes out, but you you have to go into to the kitchen
>date doesn't come with me
>start complementing the chef by myself on a beautiful pizza well done
>get back to the table and she gone
>wait for a while
>ask for takeout
>waitress is laughing
>sat for 5min holding back the tears
>>34876891
lel good one, anon
>>34876891
>>I ask the waitress If I can pay complements to the chef
>>34876891
no fucking way
alright well
ok
>tfw 10x less aroused with an actual girl compared to alone in my room watching porn
What the fuck, I don't even have weird fetishes, they are all vanilla like cum in mouth, creampie, big tits, etc.
Maybe its a signal from god that I should just fap and get over women
>>34876802
porn ruined your dopaminergic regulation, retard
>>34876822
Will nofap/noporn fix it?
Those are some quality titties
This is how a alpha male look like.
Not a supermodel or any "Chad" you post here.
Bieber is self made it, do whatever the fuck he want and bang any girl he want.
>>34876610
>5'6
>alpha male
without his money he wouldn't be shit
>>34876610
>girl fixated on camera shot
>was born affluent
Yeah real spot on compared to common people
>>34876628
>without his money he wouldn't be shit
He made himself
>5'6
77 millions of followers on instagram, like 50 millions are womans. Why would you care about your height at that point?.
>My family is out eating and probably making love while I'm stuck browsing 4chan and feeling sorry for myself.
H-h-happy single's awareness day, right g-guys???
>>34876585
>is out eating and probably making love
what, like to each other?
GAY
my parents are watching tv like it's a usual day. mom and cats are watching tv, dad is in the basement watching tv.
>>34876585
Man, imagine what this will feel like when we're 35. Completely fucking hopeless by then
Happy Valentines' Day, anons ._.
Happy day I say anon beurselfy
>>34876489
Forever alone... together!
Happy Valentine's, robots <3
>>34876489
>tfw wouldn't even have known it was valentines day if it weren't for you faggots
>tfw no sister
Anyone else jealous that over robots have qt sisters
>>34876462
>no sister
>never had a female friend
>have barely had any contact with grils at all
>they almost seem like aliens to me
if gfs don't like robots
what make you think a sister likes robots
in practice it is just extra people who can hurt you more precisely
>>34876462
It's not great.
If you're coming at it from an incest point of view too it's nothing like your chinese cartoons. If I did anything with my sister it would just feel gay like I'm having sex with a time-travelling version of myself who happens to be a girl.
Why doesn't anyone ever mention a hand grenade as an effective suicide method?
>>34876413
Because it isn't, and they're not easy to get a hold of.
>>34876432
>blows your brains up
>not effective
Cause where the fuck would you get one.
How does that make you feel? As a Mexican American robot it makes me feel pretty good. Payback for years of systematic racism.
I unironically support immigration.
The white race is obsolete.
>>34876354
as an immigrant myself it I think it shouldnt be immigrants vs whites. We take white girls and they can have immigrant girls. everyone's happy that way except for /pol/tard robots. I see some of them irl and just cringe
Didn't this also happen with a princess and Khan? Women are just children, really.
INTPs will never succeed edition
>Fucked up Fe that makes emotions either 0 or 100
>Often intelligent yet can't get shit done
>TiSi loop will make you doubt yourself until you implode on yourself, creating a black hole of stress
>One of the least common types, making it difficult to find like minded people
>Highest chance to be diagnosed with asperger's out of all the types
Why is life so bad for all our fellow INTPs /r9k/?
tfw intp-a
at least im not intp-t
>>34832143
INTP here. Be an artist. Life is good.
>>34832143
ISTP here. does anyone know what that says about me?
is it bad to be gentle and obedient? im a very passive and soft-spoken guy, and I try to avoid confrontation. I'm 5'0, so that could account for some of it. Is it bad to be like this? Do most people like this? Im currently in college
>>34876146
>I'm 5'0
Do you like trash?
>>34876146
>do most people like this?
depends on what you mean. The girls will think you're adorable and the guys won't bother with banter/befriending you in a "competitive" way because you don't even come close to challenging their masculinity
>>34876146
hmm...
OP its time to lose weight(full anorexic mode), shave your body, and get on hormones
pls be my gf
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>>34875889
higgus#9240
heres my server : https://discord.gg/fAartrZ
Can somebody make a list of red flagged Discord users? I want to know who to avoid.
>>34875889
>Small Penis discord:
>https://discord.gg/f59a2Vs
Is this full of qt traps?