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>>39504350
Because that's what down syndrome does, you fucking moron.

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>>39504350
good thread hahaha upboated

Kids with down syndrome should be happy that they don't have what OP has

>>39504348
Me and my cousin used to fuck exclusively in our teenage years. From 14-19. Every family gathering.

>>39504385
How it started? What happened after it? How old are you now? Why did you become a robot? Does anyone else know?

My brother raped almost all of our younger cousins.

I don't know if I'm depressed.

Sometimes I feel that I must be.

But I love life. I truly do. I relish experience. I would never willingly remove myself from the world. But I still feel alone.

>>39504371
hm, maybe more lonely than depressed?

I'm 24 and I make pretty good money for a guy my age. But I don't need it. I don't spend it on anything. I just save it and invest it. I'm planning on retiring somewhere close to 40. And then...

I don't know.

Will freedom from work make my life better?

Is this the new "things that never happened" thread?

>>39504304
I hope it's true but it's probably not

Normies in shambles

>>39504299
No.

I'm a 29 year old friendless NEET with a worthless BA from a mediocre state school posting on 10 year old Fujitsu laptop.

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>>39504299
>Last day of the summer aren't you with her?

DONT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN

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I'm working on it now, Maj. Maj. Maj. Anon

>>39504287
Obligatory "muh little nose goblin" post

>>39504287
No she goy blacked

>>39504287
I immediately stopped watching her videos when she came out as gay. As cute as she is, it no longer felt the same for me because I couldn't imagine growing old with her.

>>39504272
no, they're just slaves to lust in the end, while chad can fuck their brains out why do they want anything else, people who think femdom is a thing in real life where money ISNT involved need their heads checked.

>>39504272
>nobody wants to be cut only to cut
>nobody wants to be the housewife in every single aspect
>nobody wants to hold hands and act cutesy in a very blatant and public manner to make others visibly jealous
>nobody wants to have no holds barred all out brawling as foreplay winner takes all
>nobody actively enjoys being put into the female role on a date in a very blatant and visible way
>nobody enjoys being made to learn how to proper dress and do make-up so they can get gussied up for a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant
>nobody wants to have a marriage ceremony where the bridesmaids and groomsmen outfits and roles are entirely switched in front of all their families and friends
>nobody wants to be put on antiandrogens and put in a cage for 6 month cycles to permanently reduce penis size
No. No woman ever has any fetish its all vanilla all the time always.

>>39504515
>females
>reduce penis size
what is this post about

>>39504235
Do you think it was worth it for him? Would you rather change places with him at the price of having weird tastes?

>>39504290
i dont know i think he likes it

>>39504235
see anon, because thats the thing, you dont have a girlfriend not because your a social freak, but because you are uninteresting

sailor moon teaches you
that by far it is more important
to love harder

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ME TOO ME TOO IM SICK OF BEING A BRAINLET I WANT TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE AND DO GOOD SO I CAN GET A HIGH PAYING JOB AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH

>>39504184
Pick a subject that interests you and study it. Most "smart" people aren't actually smart, they're just masters in their field of interest. If you want to seem like a genius just master multiple subjects, the more relevant to everyday conversation the better.

>>39504144
Rock paper scissors, loser tells the winner a secret

>>39504144
she wants nothing to do with you dude

Has she given any indication what she thinks of you?

Do you think she's ever shit in her tuba?

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top tier taste
also
feet
god damn

>>39504145
No idea, I never seen the anime but I kind of want to now. What is she like?

>>39504126
Hey, me too! We're fetish twins!

Don't worry little nigga, i did too

>>39504126
Where the fuck is pink wojack coming from?

https://youtu.be/BZg8BhBWyo8

OP you're probably older than 26, likes symphonic metal but not black metal.

Mine's https://youtu.be/icGTBLeBXnE
I'm probably going to be way off on these:

>>39504119
https://youtu.be/icGTBLeBXnE
You're likely female or a sensitive male that has had some relationship issues in the recent past.

>>39504403
Borderline normalfag that comes here because you still have a hard time relating to your peers. Generally try to have an upbeat attitude despite everything.

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>>39504662
not being able to delete your posts quickly or edit mistakes is easily my least favorite thing about 4chan.

If you think this is a good life you're a normie cuck fuck you go to hail

if you say so, newfag....

>>39504150
>redditor calls someone newfag
this board is just a gayer version of /pol/

>>39504032
Imma fat nigga aswell..someone please answer this

>>39504032

It won't, it will just be an illusion. Penis size is genetic.

>>39504032
depends how fat your pubis is if you have a fat pube region then you will gain 4 inches