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Anyone else notice the huge surge in lainposting lately?
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>>39504352
No

original lain comment
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>>39504352
Haven't noticed a surge on here but on other boards yup.

funny how it's become relevant again. it lay dormant for awhile
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lain is always relevant, it's a modern classic desu

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how come every person with down syndrome looks very similar?
they all have big jaws and small eyes
they look like pixar characters
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>>39504350
Because that's what down syndrome does, you fucking moron.
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>>39504350
good thread hahaha upboated
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Kids with down syndrome should be happy that they don't have what OP has

Please, share your stories regarding incest in this thread.

>be me
>26 yo virgin
>have a huge crush on my older cousin (she's 40 now)
>literally printed some pics of her to jerk off to
>she's single
>she's always hugging me and touching my chest, arms
>I touch her arms, belly, butt (only slightly tho)

She lives with her parents (!) so I never get time alone with her, but even if I did I don't think I would have the balls to try to fuck her. I always think about the consequences: she would tell my father, all my family would know about it, I would be hugely shamed by everyone I know.

Anything like this happened to you? any success?
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>>39504348
Me and my cousin used to fuck exclusively in our teenage years. From 14-19. Every family gathering.
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>>39504385
How it started? What happened after it? How old are you now? Why did you become a robot? Does anyone else know?
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My brother raped almost all of our younger cousins.

twin peaks ended tonight. was strange
been doing reall ybad recently
how are you all doing
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I don't know if I'm depressed.

Sometimes I feel that I must be.

But I love life. I truly do. I relish experience. I would never willingly remove myself from the world. But I still feel alone.
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>>39504371
hm, maybe more lonely than depressed?
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I'm 24 and I make pretty good money for a guy my age. But I don't need it. I don't spend it on anything. I just save it and invest it. I'm planning on retiring somewhere close to 40. And then...

I don't know.

Will freedom from work make my life better?

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>be 29 years old
>be NEET for 6 years
>parents keep comparing me to their family friend's children and how successful they are
>at first was annoyed then just started accepting i'm a failure
>slowly but surely losing sanity
>become alcoholic as well
>one night parents are watching T.V.
>i go and join them
>mother makes snide remark about NEETS clearly to belittle me
>i've had enough of this
>i hug her and call her mommy
>start grabbing her breasts and sucking her nipples with my tobacco stained teeth
>she starts screaming
>father pulls me off
>i lock myself into my room
>father is banging on my door as i type this
>another small victory for myself and NEETkind
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Is this the new "things that never happened" thread?
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>>39504304
I hope it's true but it's probably not
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Normies in shambles

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Last day of the summer aren't you with her?
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>>39504299
No.

I'm a 29 year old friendless NEET with a worthless BA from a mediocre state school posting on 10 year old Fujitsu laptop.
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>>39504299
>Last day of the summer aren't you with her?

DONT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN
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I'm working on it now, Maj. Maj. Maj. Anon

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Does /r9k/ still care about Agatha?
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>>39504287
Obligatory "muh little nose goblin" post
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>>39504287
No she goy blacked
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>>39504287
I immediately stopped watching her videos when she came out as gay. As cute as she is, it no longer felt the same for me because I couldn't imagine growing old with her.

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Do females have fetishes and fantasies of their own? I don't mean the basic shit like choking, BBC, rape fantasies or playing along with whatever Chad wants to do. Do they develop tastes of their own like robots do?
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>>39504272
no, they're just slaves to lust in the end, while chad can fuck their brains out why do they want anything else, people who think femdom is a thing in real life where money ISNT involved need their heads checked.
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>>39504272
>nobody wants to be cut only to cut
>nobody wants to be the housewife in every single aspect
>nobody wants to hold hands and act cutesy in a very blatant and public manner to make others visibly jealous
>nobody wants to have no holds barred all out brawling as foreplay winner takes all
>nobody actively enjoys being put into the female role on a date in a very blatant and visible way
>nobody enjoys being made to learn how to proper dress and do make-up so they can get gussied up for a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant
>nobody wants to have a marriage ceremony where the bridesmaids and groomsmen outfits and roles are entirely switched in front of all their families and friends
>nobody wants to be put on antiandrogens and put in a cage for 6 month cycles to permanently reduce penis size
No. No woman ever has any fetish its all vanilla all the time always.
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>>39504515
>females
>reduce penis size
what is this post about

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my manlet skinny friend that doesnt even cut his nails had 3 girlfriends because hes in some shady circles and by shady i mean brony/furry

i mean wow lads
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>>39504235
Do you think it was worth it for him? Would you rather change places with him at the price of having weird tastes?
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>>39504290
i dont know i think he likes it
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>>39504235
see anon, because thats the thing, you dont have a girlfriend not because your a social freak, but because you are uninteresting

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FUCK HOW DO I MAKE MYSELF UNIRONICALLY SMARTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM TIRED OF BEING STUPID
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sailor moon teaches you
that by far it is more important
to love harder
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ME TOO ME TOO IM SICK OF BEING A BRAINLET I WANT TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE AND DO GOOD SO I CAN GET A HIGH PAYING JOB AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH
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>>39504184
Pick a subject that interests you and study it. Most "smart" people aren't actually smart, they're just masters in their field of interest. If you want to seem like a genius just master multiple subjects, the more relevant to everyday conversation the better.

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WHAT DO I DO NOW?? I have my SISTERS friend in the hotel right now, she's chilling on her phone???
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>>39504144
Rock paper scissors, loser tells the winner a secret
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>>39504144
she wants nothing to do with you dude
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Has she given any indication what she thinks of you?

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Those legs oh my
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Do you think she's ever shit in her tuba?
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top tier taste
also
feet
god damn
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>>39504145
No idea, I never seen the anime but I kind of want to now. What is she like?

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>fapped to tranny feet/cock worship again
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>>39504126
Hey, me too! We're fetish twins!
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Don't worry little nigga, i did too
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>>39504126
Where the fuck is pink wojack coming from?

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Post your favorite songs, anon. See what your fellow posters make of you knowing just this, be it your character, upbringing, etc.

I'll start. https://youtu.be/qoXBmlWMIVg
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https://youtu.be/BZg8BhBWyo8

OP you're probably older than 26, likes symphonic metal but not black metal.
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Mine's https://youtu.be/icGTBLeBXnE
I'm probably going to be way off on these:

>>39504119
https://youtu.be/icGTBLeBXnE
You're likely female or a sensitive male that has had some relationship issues in the recent past.

>>39504403
Borderline normalfag that comes here because you still have a hard time relating to your peers. Generally try to have an upbeat attitude despite everything.
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>>39504662
not being able to delete your posts quickly or edit mistakes is easily my least favorite thing about 4chan.

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REMINDER THAT HAVING A GOOD LIFE DOESNT MAKE YOU A NORMIE AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOURE A REDDITOR
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If you think this is a good life you're a normie cuck fuck you go to hail
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if you say so, newfag....
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>>39504150
>redditor calls someone newfag
this board is just a gayer version of /pol/


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