Anyone else notice the huge surge in lainposting lately?
how come every person with down syndrome looks very similar?
they all have big jaws and small eyes
they look like pixar characters
Please, share your stories regarding incest in this thread.
>26 yo virgin
>have a huge crush on my older cousin (she's 40 now)
>literally printed some pics of her to jerk off to
>she's always hugging me and touching my chest, arms
>I touch her arms, belly, butt (only slightly tho)
She lives with her parents (!) so I never get time alone with her, but even if I did I don't think I would have the balls to try to fuck her. I always think about the consequences: she would tell my father, all my family would know about it, I would be hugely shamed by everyone I know.
Anything like this happened to you? any success?
twin peaks ended tonight. was strange
been doing reall ybad recently
how are you all doing
I don't know if I'm depressed.
Sometimes I feel that I must be.
But I love life. I truly do. I relish experience. I would never willingly remove myself from the world. But I still feel alone.
I'm 24 and I make pretty good money for a guy my age. But I don't need it. I don't spend it on anything. I just save it and invest it. I'm planning on retiring somewhere close to 40. And then...
I don't know.
Will freedom from work make my life better?
>be 29 years old
>be NEET for 6 years
>parents keep comparing me to their family friend's children and how successful they are
>at first was annoyed then just started accepting i'm a failure
>slowly but surely losing sanity
>become alcoholic as well
>one night parents are watching T.V.
>i go and join them
>mother makes snide remark about NEETS clearly to belittle me
>i've had enough of this
>i hug her and call her mommy
>start grabbing her breasts and sucking her nipples with my tobacco stained teeth
>she starts screaming
>father pulls me off
>i lock myself into my room
>father is banging on my door as i type this
>another small victory for myself and NEETkind
Last day of the summer aren't you with her?
>Last day of the summer aren't you with her?
DONT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN
Does /r9k/ still care about Agatha?
Do females have fetishes and fantasies of their own? I don't mean the basic shit like choking, BBC, rape fantasies or playing along with whatever Chad wants to do. Do they develop tastes of their own like robots do?
no, they're just slaves to lust in the end, while chad can fuck their brains out why do they want anything else, people who think femdom is a thing in real life where money ISNT involved need their heads checked.
>nobody wants to be cut only to cut
>nobody wants to be the housewife in every single aspect
>nobody wants to
hold hands and act cutesy in a very blatant and public manner to make others visibly jealous
>nobody wants to have no holds barred all out brawling as foreplay winner takes all
>nobody actively enjoys being put into the female role on a date in a very blatant and visible way
>nobody enjoys being made to learn how to proper dress and do make-up so they can get gussied up for a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant
>nobody wants to have a marriage ceremony where the bridesmaids and groomsmen outfits and roles are entirely switched in front of all their families and friends
>nobody wants to be put on antiandrogens and put in a cage for 6 month cycles to permanently reduce penis size
No. No woman ever has any fetish its all vanilla all the time always.
my manlet skinny friend that doesnt even cut his nails had 3 girlfriends because hes in some shady circles and by shady i mean brony/furry
i mean wow lads
FUCK HOW DO I MAKE MYSELF UNIRONICALLY SMARTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM TIRED OF BEING STUPID
ME TOO ME TOO IM SICK OF BEING A BRAINLET I WANT TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE AND DO GOOD SO I CAN GET A HIGH PAYING JOB AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH
Pick a subject that interests you and study it. Most "smart" people aren't actually smart, they're just masters in their field of interest. If you want to seem like a genius just master multiple subjects, the more relevant to everyday conversation the better.
WHAT DO I DO NOW?? I have my SISTERS friend in the hotel right now, she's chilling on her phone???
Those legs oh my
top tier taste
>fapped to tranny feet/cock worship again
Post your favorite songs, anon. See what your fellow posters make of you knowing just this, be it your character, upbringing, etc.
I'll start. https://youtu.be/qoXBmlWMIVg
I'm probably going to be way off on these:
You're likely female or a sensitive male that has had some relationship issues in the recent past.
Borderline normalfag that comes here because you still have a hard time relating to your peers. Generally try to have an upbeat attitude despite everything.
not being able to delete your posts quickly or edit mistakes is easily my least favorite thing about 4chan.
REMINDER THAT HAVING A GOOD LIFE DOESNT MAKE YOU A NORMIE AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOURE A REDDITOR