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>>39400431
No option for scars I guess
>Can't add my scars
the fuck is this joke?
>tfw even this ugly fuck is more attractive than me.
Originalll bytheway
Just remember aryan fags, all the traditional non slutty cute girls prefer dark hair and eyes because it's considered more masculine and mysterious :)
-fembot
>>39413210
Modern aryan doesnt care about white girls anyway. qt asians are superior to shit white girls.
I think blond hair and blue eyes look better. It is just harder to pull off, because you have less melanin to hide your flaws.
>>39413210
I like blonde hair and blue eyes, but a lot less than dark hair/dark or green eyes/pale skin, or ginger/anything.
Why haven't you declared Accounting as your major yet?
It's pretty cool beside the whole in demand market. If you can use a calculator, you can do accounting.
>>39413036
Because it's fucking boring.
No amount of money is worth having to do something that painstakingly boring.
>>39413036
Because I'm an organizational leadership major.
>>39413036
jokes on you, I already am tax accountant
LEAVE THIS PLACE FOR A NEW BETTER HOME
THIS PLACE IS A ECHO CHAMBER FOR LOOSER'S THAT ARE LAZY AND ENTITLED
AS LONG AS YOU TRY YOU ARE NOT A LOOSER AND CAN FIND HAPPINESS
DON'T FOCUS ON WOMEN BUT WHAT YOU WANT OUT OF LIFE AND MAKE GOALS TO GET THERE
YOU WILL FIND WOMEN ON THE WAY THERE AND MIGHT EVEN FIND "THE ONE"
NOW GO MY FRIEND AND FLY AND NEVER COME BACK
>inb4 caps lock faggot
For real tho this board needs to be shut down. Even if you are a 40 year old virgin you can still fuck hoes if you try. My theory is most of you have BDP >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization_disorder#Causes
and a porn addiction that warps your sense of reality. We all die in the end so go out in a blaze of glory fuking hoes and succeeding in life.
But I have autism (real diagnosis) and another health issue. I don't care about getting a gf, just want to be healthy again to be honest.
>For real tho this board needs to be shut down.
No. This board allows robots to socialize, even if it is anonymous, we need this boards so we can be a part of something.
>>39413033
You NEED to be apart of something that will help you in the long run. Just because you can be apart of something doesn't mean that it's healthy for you. If you want to be healthy again first work on your mind (eating healthy, reading more ect..) then work on the other things. You won't be able to feel better unless your mind is ready to adapt.
>>39412915
>fuking hoes
>succeeding in life
choose one only
i love isabelle!!!!!!
quality taste mr.anoymous original poster
>>39412554
Oh shit I do to niggy
>>39413154
do you love isabelle the same way i love isabelle?
>Left or right
Be honest.
Not a girl but right. I have a massive negro/slavemaster fetish.
BBC everytime, I want to breed stong and breed right.
I am going to have a cute black babby.
Why does the black guy look like an alien with weird arms and abs? Is he actually human?
Be honest.
How many people on this board are actually still genuine 100% kissless virgins?
My estimation is that there are only maybe 20-25% of us that are still KVs, maybe even less. The rest is either normalfags pretending, depressed normalfags who think their problems are just as bad, or arrogant normalfags who are here to make fun of kissless virgins.
This board actually makes me depressed these days. Every thread I go into it is painfully obvious that 80% of the people posting in it have had sex or at least kissed/had a GF. I can tell from the things they say about their lives.
>>39412110
This board isn't wizardchan, the whole "normie ree" meme shit was supposed to be ironic but then newfags started copying it without any sense of irony.
If you improve yourself just a little bit and lower your standards to something realistic, you too can hook up with a girl.
>>39412110
Right now I would say 1 to 5 % at best most of us have regular sex
I am.
26. Virgin. Hugless kissless Virgin.
Will likely stay that way because my mind is fucked up. I cant even touch people properly.
Ignore treacherous defector propaganda edition
>play CK2
>be jew
>agree to be a christian's vassal
>pretend to be a christian but secretly still a jew
>convince all the other dukes to become jews
>create faction for and enforce elective succession
>public announce we are all jews
>everyone votes for me because the kings heir is christian and i led them through their jewry in secret
>kill the king
>become the new king
Jewish conspiracies are fun! no wonder they do it
Kept you waiting huh lads
I'm going to start a britfeel paramilitary force
kek at people in this thread tbqh
Show me what ya got you cucks!
>>39412010
I have got this bump.
Is this one of those social experiments?
>is go
good
pls go and stay go
>>>/lgbt/
Quick you have 10 seconds to say something a normie would say ill go first
"My name is Jeff" XDXDXDXD
I'm deeeaaaadddd!
This wasnt original
Hey anon! Lovin' the new look, (grabs bicep) have you been workin' out?
Send nudess XDDD im so funny guys look at me
ITT: Confess something about yourself to /r9k/ that you're scared to tell people in real life.I have a small penis and it makes me not want to get near any other girl even if one magically showed interest in me.
>>39411945
I hate my afro hair and I don't want to be seen in public with it
>>39411945
>I have a small penis
Dumb sissy anime boi.
l arn a virgin.
How can you kill for once and for fucking all social anxiety, and gain confidence?
I'm tired of this. Nothing has worked, I've already pushed myself, and it still creeps over me. What the fuck can you do?
>>39411823
It's never over my friend it might get better but it will always be there
>>39411823
There has to be a drastic change in your life that forces you to break your fear. For me, joining the military helped. Of course
>>39413157
is right, it never fully goes away, but gets better. I haven't had a panic attack in 9 years when I used to get them daily.
For me simply being aware of social anxiety and then seeing it as a problem is enough for me to get over it when I want
It's just when I'm caught off guard or am not feeling all that good or aware of my surroundings.
But then if I want to eliminate the stress, I just drop the bar low on what is to be expected from me. No "Heeeey how are you? :D" bullshit, just acting really weird.
For the most part though people like me. They like me more when I'm unapologetically weird and obnoxious. They see it as a nice change from someone who always looks sad and is kept to themself.
>tfw jewish
>tfw too much of an autistic beta to be apart of the conspiracy
>>39411660
hahahaha, what a fucking faggot. Enjoy getting culled!
>tfw Mormon
>tfw the stereotype is true and the only ugly guys are me and one other
Feels bad man.
*Tips menorah*
My dumb fucking father snooped and found my journal. It had stories I wrote about graphic torture and sexual violence. I will now be treated as some sort of fucking weirdo and now everything is just awkward. What fucking business does he have to take that and read what only I ever was supposed to? I just hate these fuckers who do that and then will now likely spread it to everyone else in the family. I can't even write fiction without this sort of privacy desecration. Fuck you dad
>>39411603
>not hiding your journal and setting up decoys
Heh
But seriously ur dad sounds like a dick. My dad doesn't even care enough about me to even ask how I'm doing.
>>39411603
are you going ghost?
>>39411737
If that means suicide, then maybe soon. I can't take this bullshit for so many years. I'm already considered weird for coming up with it, I can't imagine what will happen by 2020
>It's been two hours since my last cigarette
I just wanna die
>>39411573
You're already on the right track.
>vaping
>have to change flavor every day because it starts to feel "wrong"
>also, was vaping 6mg/8ml a day but changed to 12mg/4ml because EU "LOL 10ML BOTTLES ONLY" which are expensive as fuck
At least I'm not a lunglet.
My last cig was 4 weeks and a couple days ago
try chantix if you can it makes quitting a hella lot easier (if you are quitting)