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>>39486285
>"breeds out lineage"
>shlomo has to pay these actresses a lot in order to show up in this porn
damn... how can white bois even compete?

>>39486285
yoo that girl works at the coffee shop I go to all the time... WTF....

I'm not white, and unless he cums inside, it's not kino

No its the new kick me sign

>>39486251
Years from now hipsters will be wearing them ironically.

The fedorah cannot be replaced.

What in the fuck. You serious?

>>39486246
hi son

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>>39486246
>tfw he actually does browse 4chan every once in a while

He's always ranting about Jews and minorities. It's the strangest fucking feeling knowing someome you know browses this shithole.

Stop being such a pussy. Man up and help the poor woman. So what if the kid is not yours? Dont be a manchild

>>39486415
Why would he help a woman who clearly doesn't love him anymore since she's his ex and whose child isn't his?

Why not just sponsor some orphan instead? They'd probably be more deserving of the help.

>>39486157
>not helping raise a proper and healthy child
stop being a boy, be a man. help raise the child to be all it can be, it needs a man in its life.

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>>39486155
Pic related is the objective rating. Even approved by /ksg/

>>39486195
huh
can't argue that

I agree except Misha > Lilly.

>>39486102
I want to one by one break the legs of the other men in their sleep so they cannot attack me.

Then I'll look for a door.

>>39486124

Your hands are cuffed though. I'd say we're fucked because we have no way to escape without a key.

>>39486124
They will wake up screaming, and all others will hang up on you, I'd assume.
>>39486102
Will they attack on site? What is their intention? I would quietly make my way for the window

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>>39486090
The first screenshot I was talking about lasers from the product scanners

>>39486090
Laser tag sounds kinda weird on a first date to me, but she didn't immediately shoot you down. Maybe that's the only problem. IDK tho.

>>39486101
If she dances around your words, drop her immediately.
You have a life too dont let some bitch drag you by a leash.

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sure, if you say so

off to NJ lacks

You see, kiddo, that's where you're wrong

>>39486049
>some friends
Closest thing is someone I occasionally see at uni. Sometimes we'll eat lunch together if we are both in between classes.
>isn't that ugly
Not sure if I'm ugly or not. Woman don't see too interested in me.

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>>39486016
>If I sat next to a girl on a bus and 'accidentally' flashed up a picture of my cock on my phone, would she initiate?

You guys fucking crack me up

I guarantee you if she even notices, one of two things would happen

1. She'll notice it and think you are a fucking faggot who downloaded dicks to his phone

2. She'll notice it and think you're a creepy/get you kicked off the bus

>>39486016
>would she initiate?
Yes, she would initiate a restraining order. Wow sometimes you guys are clueless

>>39485981
Who knew sunshine was good for you?
I don't

>>39485981
I go outside all the fucking time and it doesn't change shit.

>>39486063
We'll maybe if you weren't so closed minded you might actually feel better? Hmm?

Mouth cancer vs lung cancer. People would inhale cigars too if the alkalinity of the smoke wasn't so high which will fuck your throat raw and make you sick. For regular smokers there probably isn't enough nicotine in a mouth hit for a cigarette to satisfy but if you're a casual do whatever. People either don't care or look down on smoking and what weirdo would be watching you smoke to check your inhale technique. Don't be a faggot that smokes to look cool. Do it to soothe your schizophrenia

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>he doesn't smoke

i inhale cigar smoke because otherwise it's just being wasted. fuck cigarettes though

kek, I live in a country that doesn't support fucks like you. We let them work or die. Heck even in americlap you gotta be a legit mental case to get money. Bragging about being a literal retard is fucking hilarious.

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>>39485946
Fuck you NEET I'll carry you to your doom

>>39485977
your rage is more hilarious

ty

Drank my own cum at the orders of another man.

I drink from the same straw that my friend or relative used

fapped a few times to people insulting me and talking down to me in threads on here

>>39485909
Have to see shrink once a week for 14 sessions then back to twice a month for PTSD with psycboric features and MDD also anxiety all that shit I think therapy is a joke for me but might as well try

>>39485939
>I think therapy is a joke

Me too anon.

I cant stop being self destructive. Whats wrong with me?

>>39485901
I'm so manly that I fantasize about being in gay porn and getting railed like a fucking man.

>>39485901
I tried it once to see if I was gay

couldnt stop laughing

>>39485901
Whats the point of masturbating into something that doesnt get me hard at all.