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>>37582366
You can post dicks on social media?

>>37582366
Okay but what if there's only two urinals, which is the virgin one?

im furious, ready to murder!

Hello there, Anteater.

to kys probably

>>37582304
Fuck I wish he died. Look at that disgusting skinnyfat body. He doesn't even try. He doesn't have to try because he has a big dick. I hope he and all women die.

>>37582287
90% of us have a Reddit accounts and like it just fine haha. don't take it personally dude

>>37582287
Redditors come here to shitpost while while posting their more "meaningful" stuff on bigger sites like reddit, facebook, 9gag etc.

I have a Reddit account but I never post. I only have it for a few porn subs that I go on when I'm jerking off

>>37582211

Probably just 1 set (2$) . I figure it's better odds than not buying any and not a giant waste of money. Is the drawing tonight desu?

It's a scam, you'll only get like $100 million of that after taxes

Is it allowed for a non-american to win the prize?

>>37582179
If you're still here can we be friends? I'm almost exactly like you but likely even worse. If I was at least MENA I could larp along with enough of them about Arab supremacy but I have nothing and the population I come from is less than most Western cities. Obsessing over /pol fried my brain

>>37582179
>>37583283
Reminder that the point of /pol/ is to self-cuck yourself.

A little life experience (like beyond your 30's) would literally make you see that nothing /pol/ says is real.

>>37583283
I am here. Where are you from? Feel free to say it. No bantz on this thread.

>>37581951
Fag here, opposite for me.

>>37581951
waiting for someone to post 'guy in OP is gay pornstar too' with a skype photo of him with a dilated ass and semi erect penis

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>>37583419
>>37583419
>waiting for someone to post 'guy in OP is gay pornstar too' with a skype photo of him with a dilated ass and semi erect penis
This?

We can feel ourselves becoming Elliot Rodgers. Yes, in the flesh
Therefore we refrain from doing such things

>>37581940
Yes, in middle school where kids are the most honest was the last time I did it and where I put my confidence to rest. I was met with replies such as
"EEWWWW, Noooooo..."
"Eeeewwww he's ugly"
"Nooo way!!!"
"yuucck he's ugly"

I did it once, we ended up dating for a while. Never again.

>>37581933
I know your suffering. I meet the girl of my dreams last year, everything worked great we both had same interests and and and. But than after 2 months i tryed to call her to hang out a bit and she never answered. A friend of mine who also had contact with her tryed the same, with the same result. So i'm alone, again.
And do you know what the most disturbing part of all this is? I found out that she had has a stalker.

At least you get a break from the pain, I still have to walk by her house every day with my dog. I have not talked to her since 6th grade where I made an ass of myself. Every now and then ill catch a glimpse of her walking out to her car, I go out of my way to go home to pass her house to see if she's home.

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She's getting married tomorrow to some swarthy foreigner who's going to take her on global adventures.
I'm not exaggerating.

Years ago
>Asked her out on a second date
>she said we should just be friends
>it hurt my soul but she's nice so being friends would be cool
>she lied

>mfw I hear she actually pursued this guy too, and it took her a while to make her intentions clear
>she's a 9/10

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bump for retard

>>37581892
they don't come out of thin air. there's usually a similar theory. then they come up with the math behind it and from there, it's all deductive reasoning.

>>37581892
They're just guessing and it's like creating a new religion honestly.
>tho shalt not fap to loli for in another dimension you are actually raping her because everything is possible

Whaddayawant? In and Out burger or Whataburger?

>>37581833
Dinner and then a movie.

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Anon, I expect you will have made up your mind by the time I finish my coffee.

19 here. How are things OP

>>37581823

>18+ website
>Thinking there is no one 18+

Why don't you try having a the underage B8 out themselves so they can get b&?

>>37581823
stop with the ageism bullshit. i'm 34.

>>37581794
so youre a complete normalfag?

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Post the girl you're in love with too

>>37581794
Hank (Swiss Army man)
Brooks (Shawshank Redemption)
ponpon (Oyasumi Ponpon)
nah here's my actual three;Joker(The Dark Knight,Rick(Rick and Morty),Shadow(Sonic the hedgehog series) nothing personnel robots

>>37581665
That girl's boobs are way bigger than Taylor's, but nice bait

OK which one of you degenerates body-swapped with Tay Tay?

so anyway what is the source? just to test my facial recognition software of course

>>37581571
>37
>Australia
>Forever alone

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>19
>america
>khhv
Fucking western culture, "sexual liberty" just means anyone below a 7/10 doesn't get laid. Can't move to Japan either because I don't speak Japanese

>21
>burgerland
>I ate a girl out a couple times no full on sex

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>>37581567
>reach for the secrets of life too soon
>cry for the moon

>>37581689
SHINE ON YOU CRAAZY
CRAAZY DIAMOND

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Go on then, lay it on me.