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>>35810375
I hate everyone I encounter in person at work, and during my daily commute. I hate the obnoxious ways normies interact with each other, I hate the attention whores who expect everyone in the office to care about their problems.

I hate my supervisor at work. I've also hated one my elementary school teachers.

It doesn't feel good, especially when you're not in a position to really do anything back to them. I dread going to work because I have to deal with my supervisor. I hate her because she gives me shit and a hard time when it's not really warranted. And she isn't that way to anyone else I work with; so it's pretty clear she doesn't like me either.

It's better to not have to deal with anyone you hate; it's best to not have hate at all

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I hate my mom

oregano

>>35810372
Your sister deserves it, fuck off

>>35810412
fuck off, filthy leftist swine

>>35810372
Maybe you should spend some time with your sister and learn how to not be a useless waste of space

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>>35810355
fat people are the scum of the earth :^)

never forget.

>>35810997
What the fuck is your problem? I'd literally fuck you up pendejo

>>35810355
You ate a whole jar of peanut butter?

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Don't be a cuck, try anal.

>>35810219
Be yourself?

originallio

Hapiness comes for eating right.

>>35810157
depends, how cute are you?

>>35810157
>non-cheating homosexual

Good luck with that

>>35810157
Reporting in

I'm ugly and fat tho

>>35810153
I had a girl sit next to me on a sofa when she was talking to me and I had the hardest erction ever

>being functional enough to get erections

heheh nice one

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>>35810153
>walk by a girl with a smile on your face
>she quickly looks down and smiles
>tfw oneitis will never do this

>inb4 incest greentext

>>35810218
that never actually happens

>>35810146
Apparently it sucks, considering every normie with step-parents is insane/liberal

>>35810127
Well are you still friends?
Are you talking about stuff and doing things together that don't involve fucking?

Don't tell me you did the retarded thing and fucked off because she wanted to be more to you than a notch on a bedpost.

>>35810191
I still wanted to be friends too cause I don't have any but she seems to not really be interested in even that... but yeah we talk sometimes but I have kind of distanced myself....

>>35810127
ffs what's with this board today? we've had 3+ threads about dating/fucking asian chicks.

She probably wants to know you better before starting the relationship, how were your advances?

If she noticed you were afraid of touching her or a bit awkward it may be because of that, she wants you to warm more to her before getting on that level of intimacy.

On the other side of the spectrum she may just be keeping you orbiting in case she doesn't find anyone better.

Do you enjot metal gear solid ghost babel ?

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i have come from the lands to the east, kindly remove yourself from my path or i will be forced to
>grips sword handle menacingly at you

*sucks him off*

Just go to a store and turn in the change

>>35810101
I highly doubt that any store would take a bag full of change but thanks for the help

>>35810036
Don't listen to Earl or else you'll just crave weed even more. Play vidya til you have money again. It's what I do.

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>>35810016
Got a lot of those, anon

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>>35810055
Funny frenchman story coming right up

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>>35810110
An interesting read coming up

>>35810008
>Let's not leave it till 577 this time edition
why not?

Just woke up, still bright outside, thank you based daylight saving time

>>35810008
Why not lad?
A productive thread dies naturally, not of being left inactive. It's a pretty decent thing lad.

Else we'd have 30 brit threads after 4 posts, just like /int/

>at work
>think I double checked my volume on my phone
>open KanColle app to do some quick shit
>"Kan Colle!" at max volume
>people in the surrounding cubicles all turn and stare at me

>in chemistry
>Notification sound from yuki yuuna plays
>Sudden tinnitus
>Disappointment at no ensueing mahou shoujo adventure begins

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>>35809983
What are some good anime sounds I should make my ringtone?

Kind of bored with all the default ones. I was thinking maybe Dio yelling "The World"
thots?

>>35809856
I would move around and try to evade her.
If she ever managed to keep up with me, I would just say that it's only an after image, the real me is behind her.

Kisama

>>35809856
are you black? If so, record it and sue her

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>>35809856
just look out of the window mate. or at your phone when on the train. never stare directly infront of you @ People

>>35809841
>Wwyd
get wet
massage them with my tongue

Inspect his junk and asshole

>>35809841

your little brother is a faggot. I'm assuming that he'd be asking another guy to rub his feet. pretty gay.