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>>38368709
Get out you fucking creep.

>>38368760
>robot calls another robot a creep

>At the park
>strike up conversation with loli
>she's 13
>she's cute
>can't help but be attracted to her
>you will never be able to live a loli
This post is satire mr FBI

>>38368632
Normie detected. Welcome to NHK is like a Bible to majority NEET robots.

>>38368632
It was fucking average at best. If this was the most beautiful thing you've ever seen you haven't seen much.

>inb4 you just can't relate
I've been a NEET shut in for 7 years

>>38368632
You should have watched Cowboy Bebop

>>38368618
None of them are picking up? How many guys are there?

Maybe they've picked up the wrong guy OP

>>38368634
one guy was suppose to pick me and anoter guy up, the other are already at the party
>>38368642
maybe

If this wasnt bait id give you the usual answer "hurr durr typical woman logic, saying one thing and expecting the complete opposite to happen"

nice copy paste bait

What the fuck you told him not to get you anything stupid whore
Fuck off

>>38368556
thats so wierd. in what way do they think you got the money.

>>38368635
They didnt say they just told me i dont qualify for any loans because of my income. When i told them i had already saved 40k they said it doesnt change anything.

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>>38368556
Are you going to save the remaining amount now?

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>They are uncomfortable and time consuming to knot properly.

5 bucks says you're under 16

Its just a cultural thing, its formal attire that will make you look professional.

>>38368472
Any other robots /catcall/?
Best shit ever imo

The smaller your dick, the more powerful your shot. This is because your dick has to make up for its size not being enough to access the most fertile reaches of the vagina.

Of course it's muscles. What else could it be?

>>38368396
I think my dick actually grew, recently.
>>38368399
I dunno. The ones from last week weren't like this.

>>38368291
Because sex is a fundamental and inseparable part of being human. It's basically the best natural high you can experience and it can establish deeper bonds with your significant other.

And if you want to get upset about hookup culture, women are just as much responsible as men are.

>>38368291
>why is sex the only thing they care about?
What else can you offer that wont turn out to be an illusion?

>>38368291
Sex is the only thing men care about in regards to women because it's all they can do for men.

>>38368280
You guys on here are surprisingly stupid sometimes holy shit. The girls that you guys "orbit" have you by the balls

>>38368338
At most i just feel bad for pic related, she's only 14 and already destroyed her life

>>38368280
no shame in doing that , friend. ive done it multiple times to femanaons i was orbiting. probably given ciara at least 500 dollars over the years. same with erica. the thing people dont understand is that for people like us, who have zero chance of ever being loved or cared for, seeing your money make some girl temporarily happy is the best feeling in the world

get out underage fag
gsagasgsd

Larp as an christan crusader on a quest to kill all muslims

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>>38368256

>now here for the fun part
>No illegal/degenerate stuff, as usual

>>38368239
>You will never experience this again
FTFY

Slutty girls are the worst kind of GFs, they're absolutely bad for dating, but good for fucking.
More of a hassle than something that brings motivation to a man's heart.

>>38368239
experience what

>>38368239
I will never experience a narcisistic roastie doing le quirky gestures to me?

>>38368162
Where in the fuck did you find a cabin in the woods for less than 10k??

>>38368162
Considering you will have to pay taxes on that shit, probably less than a year. Groceries are like $100 a week, so that's a given $5,200+ already gone. Then, if you get injured or sick at all, or if the house breaks in any way, you will go into debt pretty fast.

>>38368752
You clearly can't read

Bumping
Would appreciate any help at all

>>38368155
>>38368459
Well like all women if you aren't a chad with a ripped body and a six figure paycheck and charismatic character.
Then the answer is you don't and you won't.

>>38368533
What if you're not horribly ugly? Still poor

Happy birthday anon, now originally fuck off

Happy birthday Faggot, how does it feel knowing you will never leave this place and probably suck at life for the rest of your miserable days.

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See you next year faggot

yeh that shit is fun, I wish I gave a fuck about getting a gf, rejection is nothing

>>38368052
tomorrow you will remember it and regret everything

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>>38368136
I think not, my friend, as i will be going out to do exactly the same thing. I actually feel pretty boss about the fact i didn't ask for her number. She was a complete stacy, all she cared about was her career and going travelling. She gave me this look as i left like "aren't you supposed to ask for my number now?" HAHA I DONT THINK SO

>>38368073
All the power to you if you don't want a gf. I think it's a shame more of us robots don't do this and share our experiences, we need to stop complaining. Social skills are a muscle and y'all are like neo when he comes out of that goop in the matrix

Remember. "there is no spoon"