Should I skip work?
I work in a Big 4. Today starts a mandatory seminar that lasts 2 weeks. I had to do some mandatory online courses before.
Long story short, I didn't do them, something irrelevant happened, the point is I didn't do them. Today I could finish them.
Should I call in sick and finish them today, and go tomorrow to the course?
Should I go today to the seminar, even if I didn't do the mandatory courses and face humiliation/getting kicked out in front of everyone?
>Anxiety is kicking in again
>>38521029
succ my dude
>>38521029
That's my secret, I'm always anxious.
My anxiety is always in full fuck you mode so I've gotten used to it.
I keep getting caught when using Nick Bateman for my fake chad profile. Give me some other guy who is as attractive yet unknown please.
uh, steven kelly
papi flacko/bryan on ig
>>38429718
steve is a solid chad, papi look like a fag
Thanks
>>38429761
Papi's old pics are better.
I have been doing DTR for the last few months. I think i fucked up my peniz. I mean,it is really,REALLY fucked up. Can i recover from this or should i just go get it amputated?
Guys this serious.
Let's have a look at that dick.
Is this the most normie horror movie of the 21st century?
It's so normie that a real robot won't even pick up on the atmosphere unless it's explained to them
>>38521014
>a real robot won't even pick up on the atmosphere unless it's explained to them
Huh? It's a pretty self explanatory movie
>>38521043
I'm talking about the awkwardness
Like when the parents first meet the blacky, did you even notice that the father was trying to use slightly "black" language because he was awkward? I sure as fuck didn't!
>>38521014
Holy fuck that movie was boring.
I was a bit drunk but still. And my normie friend got all pissed off at me when I laughed at parts that were apparently not supposed to be funny. I walked out like 30 minutes in because I was hungry and I wasn't about to pay for concessions. I literally felt that a sandwich had more worth than this garbage.
Anyone else a robot that hates other robots?
I've been here 7 years and the ratio of shitty to decent people keeps getting higher than any other board.
>>38520990
yea i do
for example i hate robotos who cant seem to stop post their waifu
this is why i will never spam my face on soc
>>38520990
I saw this girl on soc, anyone else thinks she looks perfect?
What is it like to have a gf?
To hold her in your arms and smell her.
To kiss her tenderly and to feel the heat of her body.
I don't know what any of these feels like.
>>38520900
>What is it like to have a gf?
it's the best feeling ever desu
>>38520900
>they're all white
Must be Europe
>>38521244
It's actually Alberta
Anon, what'd you say?
This stacy is taking up 2 seats, not even trying to hide it by putting her backpack on the inner seat.
>>38520887
she doesnt want anyone sitting next to her. thats why
>>38520887
Tell her very loudly "excuse me" and sit down on her feet until she moves and you're simply sitting next to her. That's when you make your move on her.
t. Chad
>>38520887
The bus is empty you fucking autist
normal fag here...
wat do
>>38429290
leave
gorilliginal
Do your normie thing and remember that everything is fleeting.
I suggest disfiguring yourself, perhaps washing your face in strong acid. This is assuming that you wish to become a robot and thus, entitlement to post here. The only other option is to leave, I'm afraid.
I'm losing my mind.
For nearly two months I've desperately searched for a job.
Everywhere I turn I get knocked back.
I even believed the firm handshake meme.
Not even shitty fast food outlets want me.
Where do crappy hourly-rate jobs exist for people with 0 experience?
Preferably a job that doesn't involve me selling my body.But if it comes to I'll be a gigolo.
>>38429283
Warehousing. They don't have many requirements. Don't bother with places that need experienced people though. They ripped up my application after seeing that.
>>38429283
I hear that the Orange Julius is hiring.
>something is making noises outside
>look at clock
>its 4 A.M.
>its my neighbor going to work
>shrug and go back to shitposting
>something is making noises outside
>look at clock
>its 4 A.M.
>its my neighbor going to work
>shrug and go back to making chocolate pudding
We're all part of a never ending story
let that sink in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRN-8w1DPuc
>>38429190
That's good to know OP
i'm going to go to sleep soon so i can wake up and immediately order a pizza
*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
Sorry, I was just finishing my twelfth Doctor Pepper for today. Gotta stay hydrated you know
Oh, and you're supposed to order before you sleep so you can wake up to a nice pizza delivery you dummy.
At exactly 0.03-0.04 seconds in this video Jesse McCartney makes a strange motion, Can someone please explain what it means? originals s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek2PDE1cAyY
>>38429066
It means come down here and ride this dick girl.
dog whistle check the comments it's full of nazi shit