Why aren't you using pajama pants 24/7 anon?
>>34108275
Because I'm not fucking 5 years old, have some respect for yourself.
Because I wear comfy and thick sweatpants for football in the winter and shorts in the summer.
Pajama pants are too thin for winter and too thick for summer. Suboptimal at best and thin sweatpants do a better job just get ones without pockets.
I wear sweatpants 24/7.
welp i'm fucking autistic
I have a kik to try and talk to girls.
>2am, random cutie asian messages me, we start talking
>she seems a lil off, but i ignore it
>she says she's horny and sent a pic or two
oboythetimeisnow.jpeg
>we start sending pics one at a time
>she starts to ask for face pics
>ignores it, sends them
>she asks for my name
>"anon mccanon"
----lull in texts----
>outta nowhere im struck with images of facebook with my nudes
>she says she'll send them to everyone if i dont give her my credit card info
>the people she's sending the nudes too are on the opposite side of the planet
>ive never met these people but she thinks they're my relatives
how doomed am I?
I blocked her, and now im just sitting in the dark feeling like an elderly person.
This is a common thing. I would have told her I don't care. I'd also say that's great revenge for every time I had to see any of my family members naked.
When I lived in the Philippines there was a huge bust of a ring of people with this exact same MO. Some British boy who I think was underage killed himself so they went in and busted all those fuckers. I think it was in Bulacan.
You'll be fine, maybe deactivate your facebook for a week or two to lie low.
Hell I would pre emptively post about it on Facebook. I would say yes I am a straight male and I had Webcam sex with a hot Asian girl. If someone sends you a picture of my penis just delete it.
>Meet a robot on steamfeels
>he ends up falling in love w/me
>gives me steam wallets and sperg morning msgs
>find out hes not cute
>felt bad but had to delete him
At least there are other fish in the sea.
>>34108174
>Spamming this yet again
Seriously stop.
did he send you pics of his sperg dick?
steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no tomoko like bf
>Talking to normie friend on steam (but know him irl)
>Mentions one of the Sakura games (anime tiddies)
>I off handedly compare one to Monster Girl Quest after he mentions the story
>Just fucking remembered that game has vore, shotacon, necrophilia, anal play, body horror and lolicon
Holy shit what have I done
>>34108098
>R9K
>talking to friend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>34108117
>>R9K
What did he mean by this
I don't understand, what's the problem?
EGG MAN IS HATCHING GET THE FUCK IN HERE GUYS
The king returns
B E T A U P L I F T I N G
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=VXUrhnJwbz8
>randumb dude joins my discord server
>"who r u"
>starts to avoid the question and sperg out
>ban him
talk about autists you deal with
>>34107998
i've seen more autism than some will see in a life time
>>34107998
>talk about autists you deal with
This board
>>34108064
Do you think that's me or something?
If you could be the opposite sex for a day, then revert back to your original sex with no complications, would you?
>>34107983
not while I'm a fucking fatass
I'd be all the more undesirable
Is that a trap?
Orig___
>>34108437
yes but it has a rather unattractive and non feminine penis
Some would probably appreciate their mothers making mention of their depression, but for me I just end up feeling like a fucking failure who can't even summon the enthusiasm to temporarily pretend I'm okay for the sake of not bringing anyone else down further..
also I've been incredibly anxious all day kms
herbladerplyderp
>>34108017
>herb
>lad
>= derp
No thanks brother, I don't smoke.
Dear /r9k/
Today, I am leaving your ranks, having made it with a human female for free. ama, I guess.
>>34107977
d-did .. did she pay you?
>>34107996
Yes, in booty
You really think it's over? remember you're here forever
>tfw you look at aII the IoneIy peopIe
>>34107910
Is there some fellowship to be found in this sea of loners... of which the tide goes out and comes in?I sure like to think so
where dooooooooooooo they all come from
comentes originalessss
>tfw when you're feeling it
how the fuck do you start a convo
other than using the
>hey
>hi
>how ya doin
>alright
how do you get it past this point...
>>34107898
what does "streak" means?
>>34107919
I was gonna ask as well, if anyone knows
>>34107919
I'm guessing it's a snapchat thing where you post something everyday and get like an achievement for it
If you miss a day you lose your posting streak
So people post random stupid shit not to lose it
>1:11 am
>drank a cup of coffee
>listening to music
>have a job interview at 10am
>posting on a filipino rice paddy instead of sleeping
what are you dudes up to
I haven't been to sleep, I was playing Grand Kingdom on my PS4. It was a pretty fun time.
Ive been doing pic related for the last 4 and a half hours
Go to sleep you dumb piece of shit, stop worrying about a dumb fucking interview, meditate and stop drinking the anxiety drink
Well, yes or no?
bonus points for why/why not
sure, why not, as long as she isn't trashy
bonus points: im so lonely i don't care
>>34107796
yes
im black
why/why not: heh heh heh heh ahhh i shouldve said obnoxious. ...ugh..
>>34107796
No, black women have a low patience threshold for autistic manchildren.
>sperg from steam is bitching about his day again
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Peaa
no one ever bitches to me about their day
>sperg is OP
Are you Peaa or is Peaa the sperg? Or is it both?
Why is youtube so fucked?
>>34107716
BBBBBBBBRRAAAAAAPPPPPP
PPPPPFFFFTTTTT
>>34107716
Too many normies
Oregenel
>>34107716
Anyone who watches vine compilations should be shot dead