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>>34100173
What fetish?

I'm asking as a dude with his own weird fetish and I don't think I can experience any intimacy with anyone until I get rid of it too.

I'm a tranny with the same problem

Except I'm not dating anyone

>>34100173
what's the fetish,

spill the beans

Never.

Maybe once i was baked as fuck and was fapping while listening to beethoven 9 and i thought i was fucking a physical form of the music cause it felt so good during the climax.

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>>34100611
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.

Probably having sex desu friend

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>>34100151
was that you on /tv/? same picture to right?

Oh and let me guess, now im the first post AGAIN

>fury road
AUSKINO SUCKS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>34100151

I'll never know this feel. By my own personal score-keeping system, a troll's score is:

(Number of replies) / (number of words in all bait posts and images ^ (number of bait posts))

By this, a successful troll maximizes response while minimizing effort. Follow-up posts are never worth it.

That's exactly how I picture aussies

lost all sexual/romantic ambitions
i'm focusing on studies, litterature, and other stuffs, upon which I effectively have an influence. feels good to be independent.

>>34100128
I am doing my Ph.D right now and every time I am at uni main hall and I see all those people 7+/10 I am losing all my enthusiasm because I hits me that I wasted my whole youth and 20' in front of screen and now I am almost 30yo and I have social skills and experience of 13yo kid.

Dude just looks so sad in the bottom middle pic fucking top kek /fit/ does it again.

>>34099994
Do you have a manly face or body? If you do, stop now while you're still ahead. If not, be my fuccboi.

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>>34100177
>manly body
I'm 167 and frail af
>face
Roundy and rosy
>be my fuccboi
First I want to become a cute trap.
Where can I get a full guide or smthing?

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>>34100656
Do you want to take hormones and that shit? There's probably some chans with trap boards dedicated to that. >>>/lgbt/ might also help.

Then come back and remember me, anon <3

>>34099982
Women bear children. You don't get to complain until you can do the same

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>>34100162
I can say the same to you about men.

>>34099982
nothing.

>>34100270
why do i have to be male?

>>34099940
Should have exposed your penis to him.

>>34099940
many audible kek's

>>34099940
>Autism
Bullshit. At least he's brave enough to try. That's more than almost everybody here can say.

>>34099897
Everyone I know who joined the army came back married.

Interpret that however you'd like.

>>34100211
They do it for the benefits and fucking succubi surround the bases

>>34100211
Bachelor Army bro here
All civilians are fucking normies

Being black is worse

Ofhdbdnnj

>>34099871
>Please send help
Finasteride

Having a receding hairline and a tiny caveman forehead. At least you can make an impression of a smart nerdy asshole, I just look like a literal retard

>That feel when you take a shit once a week minimum

Feels bad.

>>34099824
>that feel when you're constipated for so long that you start to think that the shit-muscles are permanently broken and shit pressure will build up until your intestines burst and you die of sepsis but then slowly you start to shit normally again

Usually my ass bleeds and hurts the rest of the day.

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Gotta love Liz

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Damn, I wish she was still around.

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That pale skin is just.... mmhh!

>>34099761
>get daughter
>she turns out to be an augly whore

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>>34099761
>being on /r9k/
>wanting to have a child

Why would you risk the possibility of your child turning out like you? My family on both sides has a history of depression, addiction, acne, cancer, etc. and I'm not doing that bad but I still wouldn't be comfortable passing on my genes. Also consider that nobody is doing anything about global warming and life will be very different in a generation or two.

You're objectively a better person if you don't reproduce.

>>34099922
Suffering is part of life, she will also have moments of surmount joy. I would choose to live and experience this chance of living no matter what. Life may not be exciting but it sure has its flavour, even in my darkest times. Those tears of sadness give us unexperienced beauty, the beauty of the human emotion, all the feeling we can feel is just magical.

Approximately 3 weeks ago, I relapsed into Chuunibyou at the age of 26. Despite all of the work I've put into having a fulfilling normie life, it hit me like a truck from the blue.

Since that time, I have begun work to found a new school of North American Shamanism, in an effort to give the white man, my people, a new connection to the natural spirits. I have spent two hours per day sitting in a bath, which alternates between near-scalding and ice cold daily. This is my attempt to attune myself fully to the spectrum of spirits. I chant at the moon, nightly, while walking the dog. I sneak away from my job as a database manager to cycle my power into the lake outside my office.

I am fully aware I look and act like a retard.

That changes, if monsters are real.

>>34099732
Surprised no one has said it yet but it's a win-win. Either I become a hero for taking out a monster or else I die. I would love to die fighting a monster desu. Especially if I could save someone. It would be just great. I hope that fucker comes for me.

>>34100015
You are on the right path, my man.

>>34099732
I hope it's sexy, for fucktime.

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Why you not post kitty?!

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She's a good cat.

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my kitty before I take a shitty

wile cuddling after the last time we had sex

When I was hallucinating and thought I would die. It was awkward

Probaly when i was around 4, which might be the same time he left and never came back