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Behold, the female Robot.
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>>37446632
What does her asshole look like?
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>>37446632
Jesus Christ, she must weigh upwards of 300 pounds.
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I read all of it and I don't understand what the dude did wrong... Women do that all the time with Chad. Yeah it sucks, but you're not entitled to that person.
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Whats the best way to kill your self but make it look like an accident?
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walk into car or just do it pussy
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>>37446408
jump of a roof. just say you slipped
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>>37446416
Nah, just don't do it OP.
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How to speak in general. 2017-06-02 01:26:42 Post No.37446351
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Hello. I have a hard time talking with other people. Many times I can't make myself understood. I am good at listening to others and to ask questions. But when I try to tell them something in return I often make them confused. Is there a way of learning how to speak like others? I want to tell stories that make people impressed. Also, if you have similar troubles please post in my thread. Thank you.
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The picture is of a pug before human breeding made it small by the way.
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This didn't go very well. Can others not reply to my thread? Did I do something wrong?
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>>37446613
What do you want to hear? You cant train being social.
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>he has the virgin breathing rhythm
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>he does the virgin summersault
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>>37446350
>he has not one but two virgin nose hairs
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>he has the wispy virgin hair cut
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>Got banned from Wizchan for calling them incels and losers and saying it's obvious why women don't like them
Why are they so sensitive? Then they had the nerve to deny they are incels and virgins and they accused /r9k/ of being that and not them.
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And that's your life right now?
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>>37446373
What do you mean? I'm not a virgin, they are just incredibly hostile and have the nerve to deny they are virgins and incels. I'm glad I made them so angry, I hope they all kill themselves.
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>>37446385
>I'm not a virgin
But you're still a loser.
Nobody cares about your shitty daylife, stop posting.
how much, and what kind of dept do you have, /r9k/?
>65k $ mortgage
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>>37446224
Just bought a house. 270,655 leafbux. I pay 564.99 biweekly.
Outlook good.
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Drug dept, I try not to think about how much
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>>37446797
Congrats anon!
Try to pay it off early if you can, that interest builds up.
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Is he right? By he I mean me.
Is wanting a girl who can accept being a mommy a green flag for a girl and her saying no is a red flag?
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Of all the bullshit to be picky over smfh
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yes, girl not accepting being a mommy is obvious whore that want nothing but fun, avoid
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>>37446192
Found the deranged hypocritical little.
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***DAILY REMINDER***
Here's a list of things you'll fail to do today:
>You won't clean your room
>You won't exercise
>You won't get a job
>You won't get laid
>You won't get a wave from a female
>You won't get eye contact from a female
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
>You won't get the best play of the game
>You won't install gentoo
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
>You won't do your laundry today
>You won't create a new meme
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
>You won't wake up from your nightmare
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>>37445870
What the fuck went wrong with so many of us, it must be bad reactions to vaccines how can so many of us end up fucked?
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>>37445870
Can you please just leave us alone OP?
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ROBOTS INDISPUTABLY BTFO FOR ALL ETERNITY
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Question for my fellow white "robots"...
What's it like to wake up and remember you're white?
Do you look in the mirror and mire your skin, and bone structure, aware that it can get you laid in most places in the world?
Do you walk into job interviews and feel like you got the job already?
Do you see ethnics and think of them as scum? Does that superiority complex make you more confident, social, outgoing?
Do you get IOIs from half of all white women and most ethnic women?
How many Tinder matches do you get as a white male?
Do you feel relieved knowing that you have less chance of being long term incel than an ethnic?
What's the best part, THAT YOU EXPERIENCE PERSONALLY, about being white?
Why have you chosen not to have a girlfriend?
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>>37445820
I have to admit I thank God everyday he made me White
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>>37445820
Not to put you down but goddamn is it alright to not be black or asian. Thank you Jesus
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>>37445820
>tfw to intelligent 2 see race
Which one should I play first and why?
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Purse Owner, desu.
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>>37445809
If you haven't played any of them before, the MGS collection is the clear answer.
On a side note, my friend designed that box and the manual inside it. Shame they slapped all the logos and ESRB bullshit on top of it.
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>>37445809
Final Fantasy X since its the easiest, you can ease into the other more difficult ones after you relax, also you wont beat in one or two extended sittings, so you can try the others in the downtime.
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Why is sex so much better in imagination than in reality?
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nice try loser
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Everything is much better in imagination than in reality
That's why 2D>>>3DPD
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>>37445730
I'm serious friendo
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Reminder that no one in your ancestor tree is a virgin.
Billions of years of evolution and you are the only being not able to mate, in a time when millions of humans are more connected and thousands live in a single squarekilometer. How fucking sad is that?
Tinder date tonight and she is dtf, you guys aren't even trying.
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>>37445647
>inplying i'm a virgin
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I feel sad for my ancestors for not having vidya
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>>37445647
What's the link to her profile, friend?
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So I quit smoking weed about a week ago.
Today I felt like coffee, and didn't have coffee at home. Normally this would have been the end of the story, I would have just rolled another joint. Also, the feeling of being slightly tired would have been completely drowned out by the feeling of being stoned in the first place.
Anyway, before I really realized it, I was dressed, and walking outside to the coffee place five hundred meters from my place. I got my coffee, the barista smiled at me and it felt nice.
It feels so alien to me. Normally I go out once a day, knock out everything I need to do outside for the day, be it going to work or grocery shopping, and get high as soon as I'm home. And then nothing gets me off the couch, much less outside.
I've noticed since I stopped smoking going outside isn't a big deal anymore. It's like walking to the grocery store to get more cheese isn't more of a big deal than going to the bathroom anymore.
It's a good feeling rowboats, and I felt like sharing it with you.
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if it works for you, good job, keep it up.
me? i tried coping with life high on all kinds of shit, i tried coping with life sober, i tried meditation, excercise and therapy and nothing ever made me feel differently
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>>37445533
>quit smoking weed
>go right to drinking coffee
You were so close to freedom, anon...
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Good for you, man. Since I stopped smoking I became much more of a shut in. Weed is what gave me the motivation to do anything productive.
Yesterday I smoked some weed on the way to the supermarket to buy some beer. I was so fucked up that I actually enjoyed the day. That hasn't happened in months.
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Do you ever have days where you're home alone and you keep repeating something to yourself? I've been whispering "zoboomafoo pussy" since my mom left earlier
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>ZOBOOMAFOO PUSSY
forty keks m8
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>>37445034
ZABOOMAFO PUSSY?
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>>37445066
please don't bully me I don't know why I'm saying this I think I'm autistic
>look at pictures of me as a toddler
>look extremely happy
where did it all go wrong robots?
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>>37444952
Have you tried pot? I wasn't never happy as a child and this makes me happier than I ever have been. Everyone wants to take it away of course
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>>37444962
smoking is the best way to depression and suicide. Keep doing it more and more we'll meet on the other side.
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>>37444962
pot ruined my mind desu, makes me just be in pain physically now and makes me nervous/paranoid and not have fun at all.