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Is it gay to practice making out but with a guy so you wint be a noob when you kiss a girl for real?
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>>35493684
technically no but it's unlikely two guys that aren't gay are going to do such a thing
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>>35493684
Very.
Got muted for this.
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>>35493684
you don't need to practice that faggot
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If a black man stole your video games what would you do
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>>35493620
fellow black man here. did you buy horizon or plan on to soon? I just started playing and it's fucking excellent
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Newfag alertt
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So THIS is where you welfare wizards have been hiding!
I'm telling /pol/
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Times your anxiety kicked in
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>be me
>yesterday
>decided to stop by a dollar store in a town so I could get some snacks
>I walk in and start looking around for some snacks
>I go into an isle and browse the shelves
>I look down to see a track of snowy shoe prints I left behind me
>I start getting worried and I walk to a door mat and wipe my shoes shamefully
>I quickly grab some snacks, pay for them, and btfo
>just thinking about them cleaning the tracks up wondering "who the hell did this shit?" makes me uncomfortable
>the clerk at the front desk might've seen me getting shoe prints all over the floor
>mfw they'll probably recognize me if I go back
Wtf I hate going in public areas now.
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>>35493594
So when you fuckwits say 'anxiety' you very literally mean 'panicking over stupid shit no mentally healthy human being would think twice about'?
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>>35493647
>So when you fuckwits say 'anxiety' you very literally mean 'panicking over stupid shit no mentally healthy human being would think twice about'?
Well... yeah? What did you think they meant?
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>>35493647
That's literally what anxiety means (in the context of an anxiety disorder)
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Just found this chunker on Instagram. I picked a really bad time to start nofap
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>>35493588
Gib instagram pls
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>>35494461
https://www.instagram.com/bitesxo/
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>>35493588
Gawd dayyyyym
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what are some good homemade dildo designs?!
i put a condom over a carrot and put it in my ass for example
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>Gather up around 15 of your finest home made dollars
>Go out and buy a dildo you retard
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hotdogs are the best anon
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>>35493567
that's how you lose things in your ass.
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>literal loser joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg out
>ban him
LMFAO ASS OFF AT YOU SPERG
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this thread gave me autism
kill yourself please
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>>35493449
>kill yourself please
why should I?
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>>35493468
he asked nicely
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so why didnt u kys yourselve yet?
ohoho
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>>35493372
Same answer as last time, I have ppl that would miss me and I'm still productive.
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>>35493372
Sauce? I need to know what anime that gif originates from
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Waiting for 1st of July
https://systemspace.link/
>one of my eye drifts off like a retard if i'm tired
ONCE CHANCE AT LIFE AND IM BORN WITH A DEFECT THAT ISN"T IN MY CONTROL RFUEUFUEUFEUFUEUFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>wear super-cool stylish sunglasses desu
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>>35493359
>wearing sunglasses at night
Fuck off normieSo I can so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
why am I so old
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>>35493341
>if I'm not focusing on something, my left eye deviates outwards
is this normal?
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Elliot Rodger is the ultimate robot
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The more I'm reading his manifesto the more I'm relating to him even though he was a richfag
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>Elliot Rodger is the ultimate robot
No, he wasn't. He was a pampered rich narcissist who wold have despised everyone on this board. He wasn't a social failure because he was socially awkward, he was a social failure because he was seriously mentally ill
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Supreme bump for the ultimate gentleman
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GOT A BIG PLAN HIS MIND'S SET MAYBE IT'S RIGHT
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AT THE RIGHT PLACE AND RIGHT TIME MAYBE TONIGHT
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fucking kek binged the lyrics lead me to this robot tier video
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>>35493356
shit forget vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2rcq14x4bc
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Which one of these girls would you fuck and why?
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whichever 1 that would let me
>implying any of them would
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>>35493202
Far left. Cause she looks like a young Rosario Dawson
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>>35493202
mayybe far right...
I dont particularly like any of them. All have ugly faces.
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Has anyone killed a neighbors dog before? Every day at 6 am my neighbors dog barks right at my house for hours on end and they do nothing to stop it. It's every day and if I report it it gets ignored.
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yes if you wanna do it give him choclate it kills dogs and birds for some reason
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No but if you want to kill it try poisoning it or bashing its skull in with a heavy blunt object then dispose of the body either by burying,dropping in a nearby lake or pond or burning it till it's nothing but ashes
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Anyone else completely beyond redemption?
I've utterly given up on any semblance of a normal life. I have no interest at all in socializing, having friends, or having a girlfriend (or at least I've thoroughly convinced myself of this). I have no hobbies except consuming digital media. No passion, no drive. No desire to work, or study, or maintain relationships with anybody, or anything.
I don't commit suicide for two reasons. One is because most methods I'm aware of are prone to failure and potentially painful. The second is because I can still glean pleasure from eating, masturbating, and consuming media.
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>he still gets pleasure from consuming media and masturbating
masturbating is a double edged sword, feels good and right while you're doing it and for 5-10 seconds after, then makes you just feel shittier for a day
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definitely
I have no hope anymore
I only exist for vidya and anime
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>>35493096
I'm in the same situation, OP, although I like to believe I can still be saved.
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Ok faggots, I've finally done it. You all laughed at me, said I wouldn't achieve anything, and told me to commit suicide. But I have, in my solitude, achieved something that most men can only dream of.
I have mastered the art of cumming twice.
Yes, it is exactly what you are thinking; no rest period is required. You will also be happy to know that there are no catches, only technique and self control.
If you wish to master the art of cum-fu, you must first understand the basic objective of the cum-fu method: The objective is to hold back some of your ejaculate, and also allow some to escape. There is a perfect balance that you will find with practice, but that's up to you.
It's all about timed muscle control and also self control. Your body WANTS to shoot out all of the cum, but you have to stop it. You have to defy your own body.
Pre-planning is important; meaning your muscles must be in the correct position shortly *before* your first climax, if that makes any sense.
Unfortunately, that's all I can tell you. The rest is up to you, young padawank. May the fourth be with you always.
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>>35493089
Nigga that's padawan shit.
A real wizard can chain two actual orgasms back to back without a rest.
Too bad you still ain't gettin' any though, bitch.
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>>35493112
>two actual orgasms
That's exactly the goal of this technique, friend.
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>got fucked over for $1750
>ruined my chances with my oneitis
>basically got cuckolded aswell
>blew most of my remaining Money on drugs and other dumb shit that brought me no happiness
>got stuck in a psychedelic induced hell for like 2 hours
>said all of the worst things i could think of and all of my insecurities and deepest secrets in front of all my friends
>cried a whole shitload afterwards and punched myself in the face like 10 times, went and sat in the back of my truck in the cold
Im too fucked up to even say the order of events right
There was so much more that happened
My life is ruined, all in 2 days
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i'm stealing that rare wojak
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>>35493088
What else happened?
original
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>>35493382
I ignored a guy who just wanted to help me so that I could go do drugs at a friends birthday party (where most of this shit happened)
I turned kinda gay while I was in that fucked up psychedelic psychosis
I have a whole shitload of internalized self hate
I spent a whole bunch of money and time on that girl
I literally dont like anything anymore, not the music I used to listen too, my friends, vidya, nothing. Maybe I just need to wait a bit but it all seems so shitty right now.