Why don't i have a bf :(
who wanna do pic related with me?
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>>39497235
>Why don't i have a bf :(
>who wanna do pic related with me?
Dumb sissy anime boi.
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tfw when no disgusting gf
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>>39497235
Die. Just please.
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Fatlet here
I'm very poor so I can't afford to go to the gym and I live in a desert with no AC and whenever I try and workout even just normal workouts I either pass out from heat exhaustion or get really sick. I even tried working out for a month straight and I had to go to the hospital and I almost had a stroke.
Is there any way to lose weight without working out? I'm not into vomiting but I guess i'd be fine with laxatives but honestly i'd prefer not having to shit for several months just to lose weight.
Is there any possible alternative?
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Just drink a ton of water. You stupid piece of shit.
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>>39497265
Can't afford that much water
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>>39497219
How the fuck did you get so fat if you can't even afford water.
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whats the best trade for a robot to get into?
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Everyone normally has a pair. Bit hard to be by yourself.
Plumbers play with shit
Sparkeys are stuck up
Painters are thick
Plasteres are animals
Ground workers are filthy but cool
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>>39497195 I've taken an interest to welding.
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All of themcause AI will replace all tradies
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any robots know how to program?
I want to be able to make money as a programmer working from home. What should i do?
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Practice every day, read articles and talk with other programmers.
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There's an irc channel for r9k programmers but I forgot the channel name
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>>39497144
>cd
>ls
>cd
>ls
>cd
Lmao this pic never gets old
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What's your opinion on men who kill a woman after getting rejected?
Betas or justified?
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>>39497110
cannot dodger the rodger
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>>39497110
I think it's kinda lame because you can just move on and find a copy of 'her' farther down the line. At the same time though, it just shows how much one guy can genuinely care about some woman. Half autistic, half romantic.
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>>39497131
Rodger never asked out anyone
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>tfw no ride or die gf
Why live?
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>>39497100
unironically this, they might be goldiggers but at least you know that if there's gold, they'll keep digging.
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>tfw no cute gf who secretly considers you her bf but fucks other guys
Why go on?
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>tfw no crazy torture cartel gf
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Is it even possible to have a shitty life when you're handsome? 2017-09-03 07:35:56 Post No.39497062
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Is it even possible to have a shitty life when you're handsome?
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People here suffer from depression, avoidant personnalities, depersonalisation, agoraphoby, all kinds of fucked up stuff mainly caused by a shitty childhood
Do handsome people even know these feelings? God damn I wish I hadn't been an ugly sack of shit
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Yes, I've had many women hit on me and call me handsome and even sexy in my lifetime, sadly I'm a social retard and have had depression since around the age of 13.
Just a few weeks ago I had a good chance of getting laid and I completely fucked it up, as I always do.
Currently getting drunk as shit and readying myself to smoke some weed with the few friends I luckily managed to obtain.
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You can be handsome and still have had a shitty upbringing that fucked you up for life.
I know because my mom sez I'm handsome but I'm still fucked up from being raised by a single mother and being constantly bullied.
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>>39497062
Yes. They are not mutually exclusive.
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Why would girls rather lick some guy's asshole than talk to a robot?
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>>39497056
Because we're so undesirable that a woman would rather tongue punch chads shit spewer than get coffee with one of us
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>>39497056
Why do you deserve to be spoken to? What makes you better than that guy?
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Yeah, why wouldn't she if she's attracted to the guy? I would rather lick a girl's asshole than talk to a robot.
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>Add """fembot""" from a thread
>She invites me to a discord channel
>mfw it's literally her own personal beta orbiter channel with at least 14 retards all desperately vying for her attention
>Despite this she seems to be focusing on me
>Realize she is just trying to get me attached before moving on to the next sad sap
>Immediately block her and leave the channel
Dodged a huge bullet there.
Reminder to not fall for the """fembot""" meme. To any girl who spends a lot of time online, guys are nothing more than an expendable source of attention and validation.
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>>39497053
was it opal? if not, who?
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>>39497053
>Expecting anything but normies from discord
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I'd love to know what it's like to be her in that scenario.
The concept just seems fascinating to me, one person surrounded by 10+ people who would openly suck up to them and do whatever they ask, but not out of fame or money or shit like that, but just wanting to fuck her (and her having the easy no with just the fact that they only know her online anyway).
Must be fun for her.
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does /r9k/ like the strokes?
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>>39497021
#notmyalbumpicture
Where's the ass man?
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>>39497046
oringeolei
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>>39497021
Not terrible. Got Comedown Machine on vinyl.
Currently spinning:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxxbd50G3k0
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Have any of u anons seen progress with the "hold ur tongue on the roof of ur mouth" thing? Is it meme? Is that literally all there is to fixing ugly?
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>>39495538
Bro is that all you did or did you push your bottom teeth forward any?
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bamp
rignal
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>>39496908
the tongue on roof of mouth thing probably won't make a noticeable difference but it's still worth trying. just don't do what I did, for like a full year I would constantly try and push my jaw muscles/and chin forward and it did nothing plus gave jaw/neck pain.
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Post your waifu/crush and rate them
>Pic related is a hooker I saw once and I wonder if she ever cared back for me.
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Pls no bully, i didn't choose this
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what the hell she's way too attractive to be a hooker
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>>39497140
Oh my God, please don't.
>>39497170
I know right. And she was clearly fucked in the head, depressed and desperate which reminded me of myself and made me like her even more.
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>live alone
>get a roomie
>is a fat fuck, whatever, he does not really bother me
>let him use my water boiler, thermopot, whatever you ameritards call that thing that boils water really fast
>sitting in my room, time is 22:00
>hear this humming sound coming from room mates room
>after 2 mins hear a loud ding
>find out he has kept a microwave in his room and not in the shared kitchen
>500% mad
how do i revenge?
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>>39496851
Make sweet love to his anus.
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You just found out why he stays a fat fuck.
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the room where the microwave is secured with an abloy classic pin tumbler lock, im thinking i could break in and fuck his microwave up, microwave it with forks in and shit, smash the waveguide or something.
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Any fembots with a virgin fetish?
Who is that cute boy you have your eye on?
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I want a sister to take my virginity
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>>39496845
>tfw i'm a male non-virgin with a fetish for fembots with the virgin fetish
This is hell.
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>>39496845
>fembots
let me stop you there
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Fembots, what's your opinion on male anal destruction?
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>>39496835
As a fembot I think all guys should do it. I would love to see all the men around me waddling with dildos up their butts.
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Those who willfully harm themselves are beneath deserving medical attention for their self-inflicted conditions- these scum should be left to bleed out.
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>>39496835
i wonder what happened for u to ask girls abt this